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Anyone else totally disregard Yareal Poof being a member of the Jedi Council?

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DuracellEnergizer said:

Did I ever mention that I hate that goddamn character? He is Star Wars’ answer to every stupid looking rubber forehead alien that has every shown up in Star Trek. Does he wear some kind of concealed antigravity harness to keep that ridiculously long neck upright in Earth-type+ gravity? Seriously – that damn thing should be broken sixteen different ways and flopping around like a flacid Willy Wonka bar.

About sums it up.

Evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

My screenplay index.

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DominicCobb said:

His neck is just too distracting. Besides, he’s nowhere to be found in Episodes II and III.

In the comics he died, but that’s not canon anymore.

Not enough people read the EU.

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LuckyGungan2001 said:

DominicCobb said:

His neck is just too distracting. Besides, he’s nowhere to be found in Episodes II and III.

In the comics he died, but that’s not canon anymore.

So you’re saying… he might show up in Episode IX!

Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here; this is the war room!

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DominicCobb said:

His neck is just too distracting. Besides, he’s nowhere to be found in Episodes II and III.

Team Even Piell all the way.

What do you think?

You shut your filthy mouth.

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Didn’t they cut him out of II and III because his appearance was too close to the Kaminoans?

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As the man in the background with the long neck he is clearly there. Like the love guru with the long tail and the guy with the horns or Mr Dinosaurus. As the EU character with the potentially mildly offensive name, I’m going to stick my neck out here and say I couldn’t really give a monkeys. He doesn’t speak, he barely moves his canon status is up there with 4-LOM but he doesn’t look as interesting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6Dp2OfIT_M

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CHEWBAKAspelledwrong said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

CHEWBAKAspelledwrong said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

a flacid Willy Wonka bar.

Is this some weird pop-culture references I don’t get?

Obviously you’re not a golfer.

Actually i am. And what’s that got to do with anything?

You don’t know who Jeff Lebowski is?
I’m callin’ BS.

Episode I: The Ridiculous Menace / Episode II: Attack Of The Ridiculousness / Episode III: Revenge of the Ridiculousness

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I ignore the pr*ck. He does nothing and I don’t think the character had any dialogue?

Far too many long-necked aliens in the PT for my tastes - between this guy, the Kaminoans and that rubbish two-headed freak pod-race commentator.

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DuracellEnergizer said:

Now I really want a Willy Wonka/Big Lebowski crossover movie. Too bad Gene Wilder’s no longer around to reprise his role.

I guess you never saw Rouge One

Do they not see the birds controlled in the atmosphere of the sky? none holds them up except Allah. Indeed in that are signs for a people who believe. – Quran (16:79)

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