The present day, in a galaxy far, far away…

STAR WARS

EPISODE SOMETHING

THE MIDICHLORIAN MENACE

CENTURIES AGO, QUI-GONN JINN WARNED THAT ANAKIN SKYWALKER’S MIDICHLORIAN COUNT WAS INCREDIBLY HIGH. NOW, THE SKYWALKER FAMILY HAS GROWN TO BE THE GALACTIC RULING CLASS. THEIR MIDICHLORIAN POWERS ARE NOW UNLIMITED, UNTIL SUDDENLY THEY BEGIN TO FALL ILL.

THE MIDICHLORIANS HAVE BEEN FEEDING OFF OF THEIR FORCE ABILITIES FOR GENERATIONS, SUCKING FROM THEM ALL THAT IS GOOD. THERE IS NO LIGHT SIDE, NO DARK SIDE, ONLY THE PARASITES, ONLY THE MIDICHLORIANS.

THE SKYWALKER HOSTS ALL DIE OUT AND THE MIDICHLORIANS WIPE OUT THE ENTIRE GALAXY. NOW THEY SEEK NEW HOSTS TO FEED OFF OF. NOW, THEY ARE COMING FOR YOU. . . .

I acquired the MST3K DVD Vol. 2, and the order of movies written on the box does not match the order of the discs.

COVER:

• Angel’s Revenge
• Cave Dwellers
• Pod People
• Shorts Vol. 1

DISCS

• Disc One: Cave Dwellers
• Disc Two: Pod People
• Disc Three: Angel’s Revenge
• Disc Four: Shorts Vol. 1

*end of minor nitpick*

This blatant disrespect towards the passive voice is not understood by suspiciouscoffee. A phrase that could describe Frink is “fake news.”

Has this all been written correctly?

Lord Haseo said:

jedimasterobiwan said:

my idea is the best soultion have her daughter in old make up be in episode 9 as leia

No offense but I would actually prefer CGI Leia.

Jetrell Fo said:

I am happy to say I make some damn good coffee.

So I assume you did not make me, then.

Who was the friendliest Sith lord to ever live?

Palpatine!

A thread for only passive sentences is something to be admired. A thread for only passive-aggressive sentences should be created next.

Jeebus said:

How Can Literature Resist Islamophobia? One Writer Answers: Gay Muslim Furry Romance.

After years of study, scientists have developed Click Repellent, in response to the clickbait epidemic.

I genuinely cannot think of any compliments that could possibly apply to me… so now I’m sorta complimenting my consistency in self-loathing I guess.

DuracellEnergizer said:

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dahmage said:

suspiciouscoffee said:

I regret not seeing Arrival. I’ll probably get the blu ray.

let us know what you think of it when it arrives. =D

I wonder if they might do something like they did to Col. Blake on M*A*S*H to Leia?

I regret not seeing Arrival. I’ll probably get the blu ray.

TV’s Frink said:

suspiciouscoffee said:

Tyrphanax said:

It feels less like the PT was scored after TPM and more like Lucas just said “Eh throw in that popular one from the first movie.”

Like the laughable Anakin road trip montage in AOTC that uses Duel of the Fates for some reason.

I completely succeeded in fixing it. (watch from 2:30 to about 5:30)

I tried to FTFY.

Hope is my new morning alarm. Wakes me right up because I’m scared Vader’s gonna kill me 😆

I heard R1 is getting a comic adaptation, but not until after the Blu Ray is out in April. Why do they do this? I would think adaptations should be released before home video, otherwise it’s pretty redundant, right? Unless they insert deleted scenes into the comic, which AFAIK they didn’t do for the TFA comic (and even removed scenes, from what I’ve heard).

generalfrevious said:

Handman said:

generalfrevious said:

Warbler said:

hopefully, the Dems will filibuster any attempt to repeal Obamacare.

Dems can’t or won’t do anything about it. I doubt they will even exist four years from now.

I don’t think we’re in a Whig situation right now.

The GOP can still outlaw the Dems if they want to. They have a monopoly on the federal government now, and are no longer answerable to the people.

We live in a totalitarian state now that benefits an elite few. Speak up, and they will find any way they can to have you imprisoned and/or executed.

Then why are you here? If that were true, they’d have imprisoned you by now for voicing dissent. Surely if you’re right, they’re monitoring every word you type. Along with all that I type, and everyone else.

What about his sabacc skill?

SilverWook said:

ray_afraid said:

SilverWook said:

Is Vader huffing gas? What’s this from?

I think he is huffing something. It’s a sight gag from an old anime.

🚨🚨ANIME ALERT🚨🚨

THIS IS AN ANIME ALERT
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
PLEASE EVACUATE TO AN AREA SAFE FROM FLAME WARS ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT ANIME IS TRASH
PLEASE REMAIN CALM
THANK YOU

JawsTDS said:

I’m sure everyone here has made good points as why you shouldn’t watch them - but if you go in expecting a decent Sci-Fi action flick, you might actually enjoy them. Don’t go in expecting to feel the same magic you felt when watching ANH for the first time. Expect to be slightly thrilled, mostly underwhelmed, and be prepared to scratch your head in confusion… a lot.

…so why bother if the best case scenario is “slightly thrilled, mostly underwhelmed”?

If anything, watch the films in 5.1, and disable the center channel. That way you hear the most important part of the prequels - their exceptional soundtracks.

Or I could just listen to the soundtracks.

Watergate on Fire

DuracellEnergizer said:

Do you think the butthurt EUphiles take an axe to their TV everytime they pop in TFA?

No, they don’t. They don’t own TFA because they refuse to give the malicious Mickey Mouse money.

I have no reason to think that PT-quality material is going to suddenly become the norm for SW under Disney.

SilverWook said:

http://thehill.com/homenews/313810-floor-of-watergate-complex-catches-fire

Watergate on Fire would be a good band name. Or a description of modern American politics (at least from ny perspective as a mostly politically ignorant teenager).

Alderaan said:

This is what Star Wars became when Disney bought them in 2012. Eventually there will be more Star Wars movies, tv shows, books, and toys than spam emails you might have in that yahoo account you haven’t checked in 10 years.

O no… whatever shall I, a Star Wars fan do… with more Star Wars content?! I tremble in fear at the mere thought! 😛