- Post
- #749355
- Topic
- If Star Wars Was a Food, What Kind of Food Would It Be?
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- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/749355/action/topic#749355
- Time
Continuing on the pizza trend...
SW is a huge freshly-made 18-inch pizza from your favorite Italian restaurant. It's a major sight to behold on the table, and you anticipate your first bite. The pizza doesn't disappoint, and you leave the table fully stuffed and satisfied.
ESB is that same pizza, but in a smaller size of 14 inches. Not as grand, but every bit as tasty. You can't help but want more.
ROTJ is the same pizza again, but slightly overcooked. It's still very tasty, despite some burnt bits here and there, and you're satisfied at the end.
The SEs are these pizzas but with ketchup squirted on them. The tasty stuff is still there, but you can't ignore the overbearing ketchup that got on everything.
TPM is a pizza delivered from Domino's. It's not nearly as good as the gourmet pizzas you had before, but it's still a pizza and it doesn't taste too bad. You're still very disappointed though because it wasn't what you expected.
AOTC is, well, one of these. It says "pizza" on the label, and it kind of looks like a pizza if you squint, but it isn't one. There's really nothing good to say about it.
ROTS is a cheap frozen pizza from the supermarket. It's edible, but there aren't too many toppings and it really isn't want what you wanted.