- Post
- #95191
- Topic
- Jokes thread : Reloaded
- Link
- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/95191/action/topic#95191
- Time
notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too. He
says
to him, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes; mind if I
ask
how you got yours?" The other guy says, "Well, it just happened. It was
a
tongue twister accident.
See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the
most massive breasts in the world was there So, instead of saying, 'I'd
like two tickets to Pittsburgh', I accidentally said, 'I'd like two
pickets to
Tittsburgh'...........So she socked me a good one."
The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue
twister too. I was at the breakfast table this morning and I wanted to
say
to my wife, 'Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey.' But I
accidentally
said, 'you ruined my life you evil bitch'...