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#295285
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Jokes thread : Reloaded
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One night, after a couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner.

He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly.


Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist.

He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs.


His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh.

By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself.
The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.


"Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.


He whispered back, "I found the remote."
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#295284
Topic
Jokes thread : Reloaded
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An Al Qaeda guerrilla, desperate for water, was plodding through the desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling neckties.

The Arab asked, 'Do you have water?'

The Jewish man replied, 'I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5.'

The Arab shouted, 'Idiot Jew! Israel should not exist! I do not need an overpriced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first.'

'OK,' said the old Jew, 'it does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the water you need. Shalom.'

Muttering, the Arab staggered away over the hill.

Several hours later he staggered back, near collapse.


'Your brother won't let me in without a tie.
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#295272
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Children of Men
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cheers for the heads-up JarJead - am going to try and get hold of the book.

I thought the film was very engaging - a vision of England not too off in the future that you could easily envisage - given the way politics and liberties in this is country has been going over the few years.

Tis certainly a film I'll be watching again tp ick up on any subtleties I may have may missed on the 1st viewing...
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#291879
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BSG
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The teaser for the coming BSG: Razor tv-movie:-

BSG: Razor


Apparently there is a 'sneak preview' for it on July 10 during something called 'Eureka' on Sc-Fi, whilst the actual Razor tv-movie will be aired sometime in November...


Am eagerly looking forward to the 4th and final season of BSG - such a long way off though
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#291733
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UK Being Hit Hard-
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The UK have been used as targets for terrorists for 30+ years - so it's not a new thing for us living here.

Not sure we have been hit hard - yes, it is pretty worrying that these people have come close to their aims - but they have fecked it up so far...


TheCassidy - what do you mean by remove their base from underneath them? (I am a bit lost on this)

Arnie.D - seems one of the people arrested is from Iran, have no details of nationalites of any others arrested at the mo.

Weshallpreserve - what do you mean by 'just show what needs to be done.' - be more vigilant?
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#289180
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LOST
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Originally posted by: Johnny Ringo

Kate especially I guess, since she, you know, killed someone


She's killed several people by this point.



and she's still sooo damn hot




Could it have been Michael in the coffin? (Walt would pretty much have to be still on the island for him not to come to the funeral - yet I imagine no-one would be rushing to go to Michael's funeral after his actions...)

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#289057
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Milan beat Liverpool in Champion's league final
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^ Gaillard has since distanced himself from saying that we are the worst fans in Europe - he's just realised that stealing flags from lamposts is not quite up there with killing a policeman, stabbing rival fans, throwing motorcycles off the top tier of a stadium, being thrown out of the UEFA Cup, throwing flares and lighters at players and refs, racist chanting, charging riot police etc.


Incidentally AC Milan fans have a couple of those banners he is on about being stolen too, as do people selling them on ebay in Greece. Gaillard also failed to mention that Police also fired tear gas the Milan end of things as well. No mention of the security failing to stop that nutter who ran the length of the pitch to confront Reina in the Final - wtf were the stewards and security doing? just watching it seems?


Unfortunately mud sticks - and Gaillard - hiding behind this unpublished 25-incident dossier has thrown so much it is obvious he is using it to detract from UEFA's organisational failings. Yet the damage is done - unfortunately people still believe what is written and jumped upon by the tabloid press - and once again Liverpool fans are painted as thugs and hoodlums...


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#288780
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LOST
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^ 'tis a tough one - I thought she was referring to getting back to Sawyer too - though I couldn't come up with another character that no-one would attend the funeral of (maybe Sayeed as a long shot - though he'd have been buried in Iraq?)


Anyone on ideas on who was in the coffin?


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#288746
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LOST
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I think Charlie didn't escape from the the water 'rushing in' as it would only be a matter of time before one of Des vision's would not be able to save him. This way, he would die with everyone thinking he was a hero (something which had a profound meaning to him when he confronted the mugger in his flashback) - and also that he thought everyone would be saved - inc Claire and Arron - if he did die this time around. If he hadn't died would his actions have someohow prevented everyone else from leaving?

Very Spock-like death for Charlie - the needs of many outweighed the needs of the one.


I thnk it was Sawyer in the coffin - no-one came to the funeral - probably because no-one knew his name? Would explain why Jack thought Kate may have gone to it too?


Very interesting and entertaining few hours of tv - if only more shows could muster up this quality...


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#288745
Topic
Milan beat Liverpool in Champion's league final
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Hi,

Just a quick account of the journey made to Athens for the 2007 Champions League Final…

Some quality pictures of LFC stuff from around Athens:-

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=178976.0

http://www.ynwa.tv/forum/index.php?showtopic=127561

http://forum.raotl.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=54280

http://72.232.233.42/~tlw/forum/showthread.php?p=715238#post715238

Some quality videos of fellow Reds in and around Athens:-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayivhplxuwM - fans in pub singing post-game: We’ve Got The Best Midfield In The World

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7OLhDY9urY&NR=1 - fans in pub singing post-game: Ring Of Fire – Trumpets

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmBSPhO9NOk&mode=related&search=fans - fans in Syntagma Square singing songs post-game: You’ll Never Walk Alone

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsVkCtGmVLs&mode=related&search= - fans making way back at the Metro Station post-game: Fields Of Anfield Road

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skJwgm5he3k&mode=related&search= - fans making their way back to the Metro Station post-game: Oh Campione!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Npc1Ovkyzxo&mode=related&search= - Milan & LFC fans singing songs post-game: Oh Campione!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5h1iaqadeI&mode=related&search= - fans singing songs near the Acropolis post-game: We’ve Got The Best Midfield In The World

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPVo_ud–xg&mode=related&search= - fans singing songs near Central Athens post-game: When The Reds Go Marching In

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-i7Ocm3eVts - fans in Monastiraki Square singing songs post-game: Luis Garcia

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O7ePVSoLQc - fans in Monastiraki Square singing songs post-game: John Arne-Riise

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkyUPw4j9zA - fans in Monastiraki Square singing songs post-game: We’ve Got The Best Midfield In The World

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsRxiVtpu8M&mode=related&search= - fans in Syntagma Square singing songs pre-game: Steve Gerrard Gerrard

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RK-8Zxe_k0&mode=related&search= - fans in Syntagma Square singing songs pre-game: You’ll Never Walk Alone

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqQ8wGmAvrE&mode=related&search= - fans singing songs pre-game: Rafa Benitez

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86KJC76XLk8 - fans singing songs in the ground: You’ll Never Walk Alone 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_O1WWmTZY4&mode=related&search= - fans singing songs in the ground: You’ll Never Walk Alone 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfQtTkJzEp4&mode=related&search= - fans singing songs in the ground: You’ll Never Walk Alone 3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTejwlbrtPI&mode=related&search= - fans singing songs in the ground: You’ll Never Walk Alone 4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38D1lYdcynM&mode=related&search= - fans singing songs in the ground: Oh Campione!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmAdkTnlmnY&mode=related&search= - fans singing songs in the ground: We Shall Not Be Moved

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI2LRAteDPM&mode=related&search= - CL Final ’07 match highlights

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ObJyxkdzjU - fans taking penalties on the Athens Olympic Stadium pitch post-game

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6d5-XmCaYU&mode=related&search= - LFC fans pay tribute to Olympiacos fans who died in the Gate 7 Tragedy at the old Olympiacos Stadium

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#288744
Topic
Milan beat Liverpool in Champion's league final
Time

Aye - am not surprised UEFA or the media blamed the Liverpool fans as a whole. There were some right scum there on the day (I've never seen them before at a game) - though I personally didn't see anything - I was told after what had gone on with 'fans' robbing tickets off fellow Reds - disgusting, yet not the reason why thousands of Reds were locked out of the stadium and then tear-gassed and baton charged etc.

UEFA and the Greek Police were told there may be arund 5,000 forgeries in circulation for the Final - again no turnstiles or electronic ticket readers to weed out the forgeries - just too few Police manually chekcing tickets and not doing much about the forgeries they did come across - and having said that I saw some forgeries that were better looking than my official ticket.



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#288410
Topic
Milan beat Liverpool in Champion's league final
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No mate - I personally did not see any muggings, though I did see the Greek police take seemingly genuine tickets from fans and then tell them to 'go home'. I've been told that tickets were robbed from people by fellow Reds - if so that is disgraceful behaviour and bang out of order.

To be honest there seemed a lot of people at the ground that had never been to a football match before, let alone Anfield, and also a small minority of scum that just did not not how to behave properly and show people respect.

Still have no idea why the tickets printed were so eay to photocopy and scan or forge, had no microchips in them (like the World Cup '06), and why there were no turnstiles at the ground - or electronic ticket readers to weed out the forgeries and help prevent bunk-ins. Why on eather the Police didn't man the perimeter fencing to stop people climbing over and into the stadium still baffles me - it was so obvious it was going to happen.

Perhaps the recent political situation between the Greek government and the Police has a part to play in their inactions, and then over-the-top actions later on?


I haven't seen much coverage of the events in the media since (I haven't been able to watch the game back on tv yet) - what did the papers and tv say? Are UEFA still shifting blame from themselves to Liverppol fans?
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#285048
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Football / Soccer thread - general footy, futebol, futbol, fotbal, Fußball, voetbal or calcio
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crunch time tonight and tomorrow...

Liverpool are at home to Chelsea in the 2nd leg of the CL semi-final - the 1st leg finished 1-0 to Chelsea.

On Wednesday Man Utd are away to AC Milan - the 1st leg finished 3-2 to Man Utd, though those 2 away goals for Milan may well come into play...


hopefully both will be exciting matches



top sig ScoutTrooper hope we do it tonight - couldn't sleep last night with all the excitement, nerves et all. C'mon the RedMen.


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#283222
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Jokes thread : Reloaded
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^ "12. Tell the Telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask him/her if he/she will give you his/her home phone number so you can call him/her back. When the Telemarketer explains that telemarketers cannot give out their home numbers say, "I guess you don't want anyone bothering you at home, right?" The Telemarketer will agree and you say, "Me either!" Hang up.




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#282927
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Football / Soccer thread - general footy, futebol, futbol, fotbal, Fußball, voetbal or calcio
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back on the football...

it should be interesting to see how Chelsea and Man Utd shape up in the final few weeks as they battle for the Premiership title, FA Cup and Champs Lge - will tiredness/suspensions/ injuries hit them hard? Will Liverpool and Milan face each other again in a repeat of the memorable '05 Final? I certainly hope so

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#282851
Topic
Football / Soccer thread - general footy, futebol, futbol, fotbal, Fußball, voetbal or calcio
Time

Originally posted by Scout trooper…

‘oojason - I couldn’t help noticing your sig about the hillsborough crisis. Last Saturday was the 18th anniversary for the 96 reds’

 

A memorial service was held at Anfield - home ground of Liverpool Football Club on Sunday. http://www.liverpoolfc.tv/news/archivedirs/news/2007/apr/16/N155617070416-1035.htm

On a slight tangent here is an update from a mother whose son dies at the Hillsborough Disaster - and has been trying t ofind out the key facts of the events surrounding his death (and 95 others) since:-

"Dear All,

It has been 18 years since 96 people, including my lovely son Kevin, sadly lost their lives at the Hillsborough football disaster and still the fight for justice continues. At the inquests, the Coroner imposed a 3.15 pm cut off time stating that all 96 would have been dead or brain dead by that time, so no evidence was heard after that time when Hillsborough was at its worst.

Over the years I have tracked down everybody who helped Kevin that day and to my horror found out that Kevin was not dead by 3.15pm. He died at 4pm in the arms of a police lady calling for his MUM. When the pathologist explained Kevin’s injuries to the jury, he told them that Kevin was the worst of all the 96. I was horrified as I had said goodbye to Kevin and he looked lovely. He just looked asleep; there were no facial markings on him. I consulted a forensic pathologist who told me Kevin did not die from traumatic asphyxia and would not have been dead or brain dead by 3.15pm. Kevin would have been able to speak the word ‘MUM’ and he would have survived up till 4pm that day when he died in the arms of the police lady. Kevin could have been saved - all he needed was oxygen.

Kevin did not fit into the 3.15pm cut off time so witness statements were changed. I was told lies about my son’s injuries. I then decided to take the system on. I cannot live with all the lies just to protect their own, what I cannot come to terms with is the way the families of the dead and the survivors have been treated.

Myself and five other families went for a judicial review in 1993 opposing the 3.15pm cut off time for the 96, but we were not successful. My numerous submissions to the Attorney General asking him to give me a new inquest into the death of my son Kevin have been refused.

Roger Cook presented Kevin’s case in a documentary and helped me uncover more of the Hillsborough cover up, including witnesses that had never been called to give evidence either at the Taylor inquiry or the inquests. These witnesses would have been able to tell the jury at the inquests that people were still alive at the 3.15pm cut off point. Tony Edwards, an ambulance man who the police said was never at Hillsborough, was able to tell me how the police cordoned him off at 3.37pm that day when he had orders to go straight to Lapping Lane as there were fatalities. Tony moved through the cordon and went straight to the goal at Lapping Lane. There were 42 ambulances behind him and they did not follow. People were alive and dying at this time. Tony was horrified, he told the fans to take their friends down to the Penn stone end of the ground, as there were ambulances to help their friends.

Myself and the families of the 96 were always led to believe that they could not get ambulances on the ground due to ramps but Tony tells a different tale. The West Midland police had changed the police lady’s statement and suppressed evidence at Kevin’s inquest. When I submitted the new evidence to the Attorney General, I was again refused. The barristers who had waivered their fees many times have always told me that if Kevin gets his inquest then it will open the floodgates.

The new Labour government promised the Hillsborough families a scrutiny into the events of that day. We were told we could submit any new evidence to Judge Stuart Smith and he would send it to the relevant department. Yet again, the families were stitched up and given no answers. The evidence was just twisted and turned. We had reached the end of the road legally, with nowhere to go.

I decided to write a book to let people know what extremes the system would go to cover up their own mistakes and protect the people who were to blame for Hillsborough. This was my justice; I had not failed my son, though the system had. The truth of what they did to Kevin and the other 95 who died with him will always be there.

Then my solicitor contacted me to tell me about the new European ruling ‘The Right to Life’ which related to Kevin’s case. This is what my solicitor, my barrister and I have been pursuing for the past 4 years. Our first move was to submit all the evidence in this country to give them another chance to give us justice; but again the system failed.

On the 12th August this year I submitted all the evidence to the European court of Human Rights under Section 2 of the Human Rights Act, The Right to Life. Kevin died in the hands of the state and is entitled to a thorough investigation into how he died. As the next of kin, I have the right to a full investigation into how my son died, these rights have been repeatedly denied due to the 3.15pm cut off time.

Europe is the last chance for any sort of justice, I have heard from the courts and they are now looking at Kevin’s case. I have sent all the evidence that I have uncovered over the years, evidence from some of the highest forensic pathologists suggesting that Kevin would not have died by 3.15pm and would be alive today if oxygen had been supplied. I have sent evidence that West Midland Police interfered with witness statements and suppressed vital evidence. I tracked all the Liverpool fans that carried Kevin that day, I just hope that Europe will now give us justice.

Anne Williams"

^ After 18 years of police lies; missing, suppressed and changed evidence; cover-ups; broken promises from politicians; the lies of the UK gutter press; Justice may just get a chance in the European Courts. Good luck to Anne.

 

 

Edit: Anne died of cancer at the age of 62 on 18 April 2013.

 

 

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/apr/18/hillsborough-campaigner-anne-williams-dies1

"Anne Williams, who has died at the age of 62, suffered the loss of her beloved 15-year-old son Kevin in the Hillsborough disaster of 1989, then dedicated her life to challenging flawed medical evidence accepted at the inquest, and its verdict of accidental death.

A mother of three from Formby, who worked part time in a newsagents, she tracked down witnesses, obtained medical opinions about Kevin’s death from some of England’s most eminent doctors and levelled repeated legal attacks at the Hillsborough inquest.

With other families of the 96 people who died at Hillsborough, the worst stadium-related disaster in British history, she was refused a judicial review of the coroner’s rulings in 1993, then had three applications to the attorney general turned down. In 2009 an application to the European court of human rights was rejected as out of time.

But finally, on 12 September last year, Williams lived to see the truth about the disaster fully established, with the report of the Hillsborough independent panel, chaired by James Jones, the bishop of Liverpool. It confirmed the facts she had known all along and refused to see denied.

The Sheffield coroner, Dr Stefan Popper, had ruled that all the victims had received irreversible crush injuries and were dead or could not have been revived by 3.15pm on the day of the disaster. The ruling meant that no evidence was heard about the chaotic and failed emergency response by South Yorkshire police and ambulance service to the suffering of so many people.

The panel’s report, so many years later, established incontrovertibly that the medical evidence was wrong, that many of the victims were alive after 3.15pm and that, with a decent medical response, up to 58 might have been saved. Asked by the Guardian then if she would be seeking the painful truth about whether Kevin was one of the 58, Williams replied: “I have known for all these years that the inquest evidence was wrong and Kevin could have been saved, so I don’t need to ask.”

Yet after that 12 September vindication of her 23-year fight, with almost unbelievably cruel timing, Williams was diagnosed with terminal cancer. She always said she would never give up campaigning for justice and had told friends that, once that fight was won, as she always believed it would be, she had “promised herself a bit of a life again.”

Williams had two other children, Michael and Sara, and three grandchildren, and knew how much the disaster affected the siblings and wider family. She went to live in a hospice before moving in with her brother, Danny, and his wife Sandra, for whose care she told friends she was very grateful.

She lived long enough to savour the day the inquest was quashed, in a damning judgment of the high court on 19 December, including the ruling that the 3.15pm cut-off was “not sustainable”. Stricken by the cancer, pale and frail, Williams was determined to be at the Strand, where she arrived at the court in a wheelchair, accompanied by Danny.

Afterwards, speaking softly from the wheelchair on the street outside, Williams told the Guardian: “This is what I fought for. I was never going to give up.”

She always rejected the inquest’s 3.15pm evidence “cut-off” because she discovered that Kevin had died in the arms of a special police constable, Debra Martin, at 4pm. Martin had testified that Kevin had a pulse and that, just before he died, breathed a final word: “Mum”.

Martin’s statement, and that of another witness, off-duty police officer Derek Bruder, were later changed following visits from the West Midlands police, the investigating force into Hillsborough, to suggest there were no signs of life after 3.15pm. Martin has since claimed she was pressured to change her statement, Bruder officially complained that his evidence was not presented properly to the inquest.

Williams sought medical opinions about how Kevin died from some of the country’s most senior experts, including Dr Iain West, consultant forensic pathologist at Guy’s hospital. West contested the inquest finding that Kevin had died from traumatic asphyxia, arguing that he died from neck injuries and could have been treated and possibly saved. Yet Williams could find no court prepared to accept her appeal or that any of the evidence in that inquest was faulty.

It has finally been accepted, following the panel’s report, that the portrayal of the Hillsborough families and campaigners as whingeing scousers was a misrepresentation almost as foul as the stories that South Yorkshire police peddled to shift the blame on to the supporters. Williams and the other families fought with remarkable implacability and unity that police campaign, the flawed inquest and other legal processes that left not one person or organisation accountable for 96 people dying at a football match.

It is now accepted that the families fought this battle, with no glimpse of vindication for so long, only out of love for their relatives. So, at the end of her life, Williams, with other Hillsborough families, was recognised not as part of some Liverpool rabble but as a shining example: an everyday person embodying the extraordinary power and depth of human love.

At Monday’s memorial service to mark 24 years since the disaster, the Everton football club chairman, Bill Kenwright, said the two greatest words in the English language were “my mum”. He paid tribute to the families’ fight, and to the solidarity with which the people of Liverpool supported it, saying: “They picked on the wrong city – and they picked on the wrong mums.”

Williams had defied medical advice to attend, and watched quietly from her wheelchair. Three days later, she died. She was proved right by the end of a life’s mission, and greatly and widely admired. Like her son Kevin, for whose good name and memory she fought so indomitably, she will be deeply missed."