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- #196541
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- A New Hope Script Game
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- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/196541/action/topic#196541
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olzen
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- #195725
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- Help Wanted: Star Wars films with audio description. Can anyone help out??
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- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/195725/action/topic#195725
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- #194819
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- Queensryche: Operation Mindcrime II
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- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/194819/action/topic#194819
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- #191132
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- The legendary "Starkiller Ranch" Thread
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- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/191132/action/topic#191132
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Besides, I think most of us agree that what needs instant fixing are the prequels. The original movies are pretty much flawless, except for the continuity errors brought in by the advent of the prequels. And I would love to see your take on a better PT first!
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- #191103
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- The legendary "Starkiller Ranch" Thread
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- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/191103/action/topic#191103
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- #189622
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- Hayden Christensen wins Razzie for ROTS
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- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/189622/action/topic#189622
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- #189208
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- Frustrated with DVD burning
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- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/189208/action/topic#189208
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Also, my Nero Express tends to complain about a "power calibration error" most of the times I burn something at 4x. Either that or that disc comes out faulty. So I recommend that you slow down as well. It may take a wee bit longer, but it's better in the long run. Grab a cup of coffee while you wait!
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- #187441
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- OriginalTrilogy.com wikipedia site
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- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/187441/action/topic#187441
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- #187367
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- OriginalTrilogy.com wikipedia site
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- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/187367/action/topic#187367
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- #186729
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- End of SE ROTJ...
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- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/186729/action/topic#186729
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- #186254
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- 1992 vs 1995 video releases
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- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/186254/action/topic#186254
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- #185274
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- General Star Wars Caption This
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- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/185274/action/topic#185274
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GEORGE LUCAS: Hmm... how about adding a shockwave here and getting rid of all colours?
RICK MCCALLUM: Oh my GOD! That is an absolutely beautiful idea! I'm completely... I mean... George! I want to give birth to your children!
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- #185178
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- Translating SW dialogue to modern day English
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- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/185178/action/topic#185178
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Luke: But you'll die.
Darth Vader: Nothing can stop that now. Just for once... let me... look on you with my OWN eyes.
[Luke takes off Darth Vader's mask one piece at a time. Underneath, Luke sees the face of a pale, scarred, bald-headed, old man - his father, Anakin. Anakin's eyes are full of love as he sadly looks at Luke]
Anakin: Now... go, my son. Leave me.
Luke: Okay. Bye, pops!
[Luke leaves]
Anakin: Luke! LUKE! What a fucking son of a bitch!
[Anakin slumps down in death]
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- #184964
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- Translating SW dialogue to modern day English
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- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/184964/action/topic#184964
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Dr. Evazan: [explaining] He sez you're a moron.
Luke: Fuck off.
Dr. Evazan: Now lemme tell you something, motherfucka! They tried to put me in the electric chair, but you know why they couldn't? Because I fucked 'em so fucking hard that they...
Luke: Piss off, gay.
Dr. Evazan: Don't make me do ya in, you little fuck!
Obi-Wan: [intervening] Get off his back, you piece of homosexual wank-splat! He's too small for you! Why don't you just go have a pint of piss instead? (he's British after all)
[Dr. Evazan shoves Luke across the room and pulls out a blaster]
Bartender: Hey! What the fuck do ya think you're doing?!
[In a flash, he and his alien companion Ponda Baba are on the floor with a slashed torso and a severed arm respectively]
Luke: Why the fuck did you have to say that? You made the whole thing worse!
Obi-Wan: Scruttocks. Don't fuck with the Jedi Master!
And now for an original one:
Han Solo: Hey, Chewie? Have you got any problems with shit in your fur?
Chewbacca: [growls]
Han Solo: Good enough!
[fart noises]
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- #184782
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- Info Wanted: What is the best available OOT preservation DVD?
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- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/184782/action/topic#184782
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- #184770
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- Sluggo's Valentine's Day NEW PiF photoshop contest
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- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/184770/action/topic#184770
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- #184764
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- Sluggo's Valentine's Day NEW PiF photoshop contest
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- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/184764/action/topic#184764
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- #184262
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- Info Wanted: What is the best available OOT preservation DVD?
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- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/184262/action/topic#184262
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- #183951
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- "Future Theatrical and DVD Releases" What do we think they will be?
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- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/183951/action/topic#183951
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- #182895
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- Info: Holiday Special on 16mm?
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- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/182895/action/topic#182895
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Originally posted by: SilverWook
So, did someone here actually win the accursed thing?
So, did someone here actually win the accursed thing?

I hope so. Either somebody's gonna be deeply disappointed or discover that he/she is now in posession of the holy grail of bad taste!
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- #182221
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- An award for the forum..
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- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/182221/action/topic#182221
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Originally posted by: Scotty Balls
No offense taken. Again, this is supposed to be all in fun. If people really get insulted by something they read on the internet...
...I really don't know what else to say. Jay, feel free to lock this thread down and remove it.
Wow, some people just can't talk a joke (No olzen, I'm not referring to you, or anybody in particuliar)
Originally posted by: olzen
Yeah, this is - no offence intended to you personally, Scotty - bullshit. You want to support the preservation of the OOT, this is the place. You want to insult people, do it somewhere else.
Yeah, this is - no offence intended to you personally, Scotty - bullshit. You want to support the preservation of the OOT, this is the place. You want to insult people, do it somewhere else.
No offense taken. Again, this is supposed to be all in fun. If people really get insulted by something they read on the internet...
...I really don't know what else to say. Jay, feel free to lock this thread down and remove it.
Wow, some people just can't talk a joke (No olzen, I'm not referring to you, or anybody in particuliar)
Well, I admit "bullshit" is a strong word and I should probably have explained myself a bit. It was early morning

What can sometimes annoy me at this forum is the tendency for some people to just get insulted all the time because they have opinions that the majority apparently do not agree with. I was probably kinda fearing this would just be a moderator-supported version of that. It's probably primarily because I myself tend to agree with AWK on a number of issues - I'm not trying act all grown-up or kindergarten-ish here, but I think this place could do with a bit of tolerance. I'm here because I want to see the OT's preserved. I cannot see how it is relevant that I don't really mind Lucas' changes (it's the choice between new and old I want, obviously), the prequels (I probably watch ROTS more often than the OT) and I enjoy "Light The Sky On Fire". Although that glowing penis mic is a bit weird.
But none of this really matters here, because that has nothing to do with the cause of the website. Furthermore, I've noticed that some people are chosen as whipping boys and are basically told to shut up no matter what they do. If Lucas and his crew are watching this site, they must be busting their guts laughing because all of this bickering doesn't make anyone of us seem intellectual. Be aware that this is just what I think. I like this site and its cause a lot and I don't wanna turn into that obligatory n00b who just says the site sucks. I've tried to give a reasoning for why I think like I do here, but obviously, your mileage may vary. I hope this won't offend anyone.
I suppose I was just overreacting there earlier, so I'm sorry about that. If people won't mind looking inwards and laughing a bit of themselves, I don't suppose it could hurt.
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- #182134
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- An award for the forum..
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- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/182134/action/topic#182134
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- #181850
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- Whittington shot first
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- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/181850/action/topic#181850
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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
Hopefully Dick and George W will take a hunting trip together in the near future. Maybe they will invite Adam.
Hopefully Dick and George W will take a hunting trip together in the near future. Maybe they will invite Adam.
I like it how people can crack jokes like this and then talk about this thread being in "poor taste".

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- #181848
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- General Star Wars Caption This
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- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/181848/action/topic#181848
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"Mind evaporator? Hell no!"
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- #181563
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- The legendary "Starkiller Ranch" Thread
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- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/181563/action/topic#181563
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