- Post
- #685284
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- (New HD Version in the works) Sharkey's "Lord of the Rings" Purist Editions (Released)
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- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/685284/action/topic#685284
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And non-digital orcs (or no orcs at all for that matter, or at least orcs that do not have a GPS tracer on Thorin & Co), less elf-surfing, less CGI, less barrel-flying, fewer subplots (watch out! they're gonna push the dwarves from the fish barrels into the water *gasp*), less Dragon Ball type magical fights (such a disappointment, given how Middle-Earth "magic" had been so well-handled in LotR), less traveling for nothing (yeah sure, Gandalf will first meet Radagast in Rhudaur to the "tombs" of the nine - that scene was fully unnecessary - and then go back over the mountains to Dol Guldur), less Radagast (I'm sorry Radagast, but why are you even on screen in this one?), less "Show yourself" in Dol Guldur (dude, you suspect this is *Sauron*, not some blockheaded Bracegirdle from Hardbottle, it might be wise to do like your book counterpart and *sneak in*. A bit disappointing for Olorin to be so unwise), less dwarves immediately abandoning once the last light of Durin's day is gone (sure let's travel all this way and then when so close to the goal, immediately abandon), less gold-melting and shaping, less Athelas, less Legolas fighting around, less cross-race romances (I mean what is it with this stupid practice of desperately wanting to add feminine presence in movies at all costs? Is it not insulting to everybody from both sexes that such things are deemed necessary?), less telepathy (YES, I know, in the book at the end of RotK, a scene with the Elves is described as them communicating without words - but telepathy across huge distances has been a bad idea from the start in LotR, and has been thankfully cut from the edits), no Matrix-like "I don't stop bullets in their tracks with my staff, but I do stop Orcs with my staff - woohoo! Weird how in a few decades I will have completely forgotten how to do that, it sure would have made those fights in Moria easier", fewer silly jokes (sure, make them go in toilets, the film is already ludicrous enough by now, just rub it in our faces), less Thranduil defacing (this is not the latest James Bond).
And what is missing: character development, Bilbo (where exactly is the Hobbit?), a proper Beorn, more Mirkwood desperation (why have them get lost in such an idiotic way when you can easily do like the book: make them take time and slowly become so desperate and famished they stray from the path?), more time in the woodelves dungeons (Bilbo needs to formulate a plan, not come up with one in 5 minutes like a McGyver or Micheal Scoffield character), more quiet talk between Bilbo and Smaug.
What I thought did actually work: explaining how spiders talk by tying it back to the ring is I think quite a good idea, and works well IMO. The spider scene is not bad, but I could have done without the elves - although at that time I think that filmically it works. The Bilbo-Smaug dialogue is good, while not at the same level as the Gollum scenes of AUJ. I liked the ambiance and atmosphere of Laketown, as well as the accompanying music. Freeman's portrayal of Bilbo is still spot-on. This short moment when Bilbo realizes the flaw in his escape plan from the woodelves dungeons. The joy when Bilbo climbs up the trees in Mirkwood.
Now indeed, the EE better have the good stuff that was removed in favor of slapstick and stupid action scenes, or else fan editors will have a really tough task salvaging anything (maybe cutting Beorn entirely? he is entirely unnecessary in the movie).
Sigh...
Let's also hope that the last movie will be considerably better...