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#291985
Topic
Funny stories
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Originally posted by: sean wookie
Now, I'm sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.

Okay /b/, here's the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit's teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming "SHIT! SHIT!". Now, my good friend, Tom we'll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting "FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN'T GET IT! FUCK!". By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.

Here's the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, 'Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I'm... I'm FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.

And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he jut fucked up big time because his mom isn't defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is.

I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.


For the win
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#291229
Topic
So, um... no new DVD's announced this year?
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I feel so depressed when I see this topic. In fact, what's worse is that the only thing I had to look forward to was that stupid Robot Chicken special. As if that somehow seems to allay the negligence of Lucasfilm to release a decent set with decent extras. I couldn't care less about a damn 22 minute show that's partly made out of past clips. I expected better.

That's just my opinion, anyway.
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#290244
Topic
Your first words of reaction after watching one of the PT movies for the first time.
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I remember going tlo see TPM on it's opening weekend at the Famous Players Coliseum here in Mississauga, and although the theatre I was in was crowded, it wasn't all that full, and there was no applause, no clapping, nothing during the film. I sat there, watching that movie (I believe I was 12 at the time), and after it finished, I just thought to myself, "That's it? Huh."

To me, that movie was the type of film you would forget about after a couple weeks. Pretty, but not that substantial.
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#290243
Topic
Share your Star Wars theater experience
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I can only tell you all about my experience seeing the SE's, as they were the first theatrical versions I saw (I already had the Faces set on VHS at the time). The theatre I went to (where I saw all three, coincidentally) was a small Famous Players theatre in the middle of the Square One Shopping Mall in Mississauga, Ontario, Canada. There's one there now that's a Cineplex Odeon, but that one is crapped compared to the old one that used to be near The Bay. When I saw the SW SE, the projector crapped out for an hour, forcing the manager to come in and tell us that there was just a delay. My aunt (who took me to two of the three) though she was going to see an entirely new film.

How wrong she was.
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#290111
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Holiday Special Cartoon/Deleted Scene DVD rumours at CELEBRATION IV
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Originally posted by: Guy Caballero
More American Graffiti is readily available, I have it. (And it's shown on HDnet too). It looks fantastic with its brand new transfer.


No, what I'm trying to get at is that, for a film that was produced by George Lucas, it's a movie Lucasfilm SHOULD be embarrassed by, because it's laughably bad.

Then again, that's a whole other subject altogether.
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#289797
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Alien Appendix #3: The Alien Archive (Released)
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Originally posted by: NiX
so whats next? here we go again - dead silence...:-/


True. There have been a lot of great projects announced in the archives of this site, and they were never finished due to a lack of interest. I'm not saying this project is going to die, but with the way people just forget about topics around here, don't be surprised if there's ever a project you want to see that just fades away never to return.