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#1654807
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How to do the Clone Wars?
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The backstory I devised for my version of the Clone Wars:

Following the Light and Darkness War, the Galactic Republic was at peace. Aided by the Holy Order of the Jedi Knights, the Republic experienced a period of stability and prosperity which endured nearly a thousand years. But gradually, the Republic declined. As the governance of the Galactic Senate faltered under a stagnant bureaucracy, megacorporations rose in power. More-and-more senators, seduced by power and wealth, allied themselves with corporate interests, and the largest megacorporations had their own representatives placed in the Senate. The Jedi, formerly quasi-anarchist warrior monks who’d served the peoples of the Republic irrespective of the state, became a branch of the Republic Armed Forces, answerable to the Senate and its puppet masters.

In the final century of the so-called Great Peace, cloning was perfected by Spaarti Creations, a biotech company based on the planet Jhantor. Engineered for strength, stamina, and servility, clones were mass-produced as a cheap alternative to paid organics and droids, utilized for a variety of purposes: menial labour, private armies, etc. The response was overwhelming and multifarious. Humanitarian objections were raised against the use of what amounted to slave labour; workers objected to their loss of employment; conspiratorial thinkers dreaded the prospect of individuals being replaced with clone duplicates; droid manufacturing companies balked at the competition. The subsequent conflicts became known collectively as the Clone Wars. In 61 BBY, the Senate capitulated to the widespread anti-clone sentiment by enacting regulations against cloning technology, placing it under state ownership, strictly controlling its application. In response, Jhantor and its subsidiary worlds seceded from the Republic, forming the isolationist Axis of Spaarti.

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#1654697
Topic
What do you HATE about the EU?
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JadedSkywalker said:

Dark Empire supposedly ruining the chosen one story and Saga of Darth Vader doesn’t bother me, because neither of those things existed before the prequels.

Since I hate the Chosen One horseshit, that only makes me like DE even more.

For me the easier critique it’s out of character for Luke, he faced his trial in Return of the Jedi and did not go over to the Dark Side. Veitch, on the other hand probably thought well Luke got a taste of the Dark Side in ROTJ why he wouldn’t go over.

I think it’s a misreading of DE that Luke embraces the dark side in the story. Luke is attempting to understand the secrets of the dark side, both to understand why his father turned and as a means of conquering the dark side from within, but he underestimates the sheer oppressive nature of the dark side and comes dangerously close to succumbing to it, but Leia comes in at just the right moment to pull him back from falling into that abyss.

A lot of EU has to do certain things like the Rebellion can’t be victorious on Endor we can’t have a happy ending. We need to have decades of further conflict, Sith and Jedi wars, Vong. A second Galactic Civil war.

Yeah. Part of the reason why I regard the Hand of Thrawn duology as the concluding chapter of the Expanded Universe.

What would a post 1998 EU look like I often wonder if the prequels were wiped from the timeline and Dave’s clone wars never happened.

Bantam solution for everything was Superweapon of the week. What would have happened if Del Rey did not get the book license for everything except the Han Solo trilogy by Daley, The Lando books and the novelizations of SW, TESB and RotJ.

I believe we would’ve still gotten some version of the NJO, though the details would’ve been different.

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Dark_Horse_invasion_storyline

And presuming Lucas finally allowed EU writers free reign of the prequel era, we would’ve gotten something like the Clone Wars multimedia project, perhaps with Zahn and Veitch onboard. Perhaps Atha Prime from Kenner’s unrealized “Power of the Force” toyline would’ve been folded into the canon.

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#1654551
Topic
Star Wars Reconstructed: Episode I – The Rising Force
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EXT. SPACE

TITLE CARD: A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away….

STAR WARS

Episode I

THE RISING FORCE

After the Light and Darkness War, the Galaxy was at peace, ruled by the glorious REPUBLIC and protected by the noble and wise JEDI KNIGHTS. But after a thousand years, corruption has infected the Republic. More and more senators, seduced by power and wealth, have allied themselves with special interests. The Republic is crumbling.

Infuriated at the recent spike of piracy across the Expansion Region, Mid Rim, and Outer Rim Territories, several hundred worlds have signed the Treaty of Concordance with the AXIS OF SPAARTI, an isolationist faction that successfully seceded from the Republic with cloned soldiers.

With massive cloning repositories and several leading shipbuilders and armament manufacturers at their disposal, the Concordance hopes to sweep across the Galaxy with its forces to overthrow and replace the corrupt Republic….

TILT DOWN

To the planet Jhantor, a world blanketed in cloud.

EXT. JHANTOR — CLOUD SEA — DAY

There’s a break in the topmost layer of yellow oxide cloud, revealing Granicus, the capital of Jhantor. The magnificent gleaming city’s perched, mushroom-like, on a tall spire, which disappears deep into the misty surface of the planet. The tranquility of this nebulous idyll’s broken by the wail of ion engines. Fourteen Short-Range Attack Fighters burst from a cumulus range, flying in tight formation, sunlight glinting off their solar panels. Banking steeply, they head toward the capital city.

EXT. GRANICUS — PLAZA OF THE DADERS — DAY

On a large, austere platform stands COS DASHIT, Atha Prime of the Supreme Synod and leader of the Axis of Spaarti. A man with a white mustache hanging over his lip, adorned in a pearlescent cloak and red robes, he possesses four fingers on each hand and milky white eyes, marking him as an Arkanian. Standing at rigid attention on his right are several generals, dressed in the white-&-gray uniform of the realm. Five lower-ranking athas sit off to the side. The glass canyon of the Plaza’s filled with a hundred rows of assembled civilian supporters.

They all gaze skyward as the fourteen SRAFs scream overhead in an impressive barrel-roll maneuver. As the sound of the fightercraft resonates through the Plaza, a light wind blows the great gold-&-black banner of the Axis, creating a subtle flapping sound. The atha’s amplified voice cuts through the quiet, drawing the crowd’s attention back to him.

DASHIT

The Galactic Republic is dead. Ruthless socialists, driven by greed and the lust for power, have replaced enlightenment with oppression, and free trade with “rule by the people”. The Republic is crumbling into barbarism throughout its million worlds. (beat) But from the celestial equator to the farthest reaches of the Great Rift, seventy sectors have united with us in a common war against the tyranny of our foe.

To the rear of the Plaza, watching the spectacle over the shoulder of an enraptured partisan, stands SEIG OXUS, a tall blond man in his twenties. He seems interested in what the atha has to say, but keeps furtively glancing around as if someone were following him.

DASHIT

(cont’d) Upon this war depends the survival of the noble races of the Galaxy. Upon this war depends the life and long continuity of our civilization. Not since the No-Space Conflict has our destiny been placed in such a balance. This is to be the most magnificent campaign of all! You have never been called without doing something to be remembered, something notable and striking. This is the first frontier and foundation stone in the great wall of our new Concordance; I can’t but consider it as an epoch in history.

Dashit’s speech at a close, the crowd cheers. Oxus moves quickly away from the Plaza, passing through several check stations, where he’s forced to show his identification.

INT. NIGHTCLUB

Oxus walks into the transparisteel-&-chromium splendour of one of Granicus’ famous nightclubs. Moving to the long mirrored bar, he sits next to a rough-looking Bothan male in a fur-lined jacket and gold jewellery, BOMOJE ESPAA.

OXUS

Your glass is empty.

Oxus activates a small intercom set in the bar counter.

OXUS

(into intercom) A dantic and…

He looks in Espaa’s glass. The Bothan shakes his head.

OXUS

(cont’d) Just a dantic, then. (beat) Espaa, it’s not like you to refuse a drink. You’re going to give the Trade Federation a bad name.

An aperture opens in the counter in front of Oxus, a drink rising from it. Oxus activates a signal jammer hidden in one of his cuff links.

INT. NIGHTCLUB/BAR OBSERVATION CENTRE

A cyborg controller sits in front of a row of monitors, observing the nightclub patrons, eavesdropping on their conversations. As the cameras/microphones go dead, the controller manipulates a few controls on their console to no avail.

INT. NIGHTCLUB

Espaa leans in close to Oxus.

ESPAA

Seig, we’ve got problems. They’ve just grounded all spacecraft, including Federation freighters. Even the ships under Axis registry can’t move. Something big is up.

OXUS

Isn’t anything moving?

ESPAA

Military ships, but—

OXUS

I’m afraid they’re already moving against the Republic. I’ve got to get word back.

They’re interrupted by the arrival of several policemen. Each of the policemen’s an identical clone, distinguished only by rank insignia. Giving Espaa a desperate look, Oxus tensely but coolly leaves the bar for a route of escape as the clones rush to block the exits and check the clientele for ID. Espaa takes Oxus’ abandoned drink, gripping the glass tightly.

EXT. SPACE — ALDERAAN

Throneworld of an old, wealthy frontier kingdom, Alderaan’s a gorgeous green-&-turquoise terrestrial planet. This beauty’s offset by the massive ring-shaped battle station encircling the planet.

EXT. ALDERAAN — ALDERA — DAY

Situated upon a large island on a lake, bordered by snow-capped mountains, is picturesque Aldera, Alderaan’s capital city. Pristine white Art Deco domes and spires rise from the ground, co-existing in perfect balance with the surrounding natural terrain.

EXT. ALDERA ROYAL PALACE/PALACE GARDENS — DAY

In a large courtyard we find BEN LARS. A lean nineteen-year-old with fair skin and blue eyes, dark brown hair cropped short save for a single long braid worn behind his right ear, he’s dressed in a militaristic double-breasted black jumpsuit and jackboots — the customary uniform of a Jedi apprentice. He stands, hands held behind him, surrounded by intricately arranged flower-&-fern beds, though his thoughts aren’t on the lovely flora.

Someone enters the gardens. Approaching Ben from behind, he stops, keeping a respective distance between them. Ben turns to face the newcomer. He’s a tall, powerfully built man, fifty-two years old, with a trimmed, graying beard and long hair worn back in a half-ponytail. He’s dressed similarly to Ben, though in addition he wears a long black robe/tabard over his jumpsuit. This’ the Jedi master QUI-GON JINN, Ben’s instructor.

BEN

I was beginning to think you weren’t coming (bowing) master.

Reaching to his belt, Qui-Gon unclips his lightsaber.

QUI-GON

Let’s begin.

Bringing the metal hilt to bear, he manipulates the activation plate set above the handgrip. With a snap-hiss, a laser beam shoots out, freezing to form a pulsating blue-white blade 0.91 metres in length. Taking his own lightsaber from his belt, Ben engages a blade identical in hue and length. Saluting, the two Jedi enter battle stance.

They circle, sizing each other up. Qui-Gon strikes, bringing his blade down on Ben. Ben parries the blow then ripostes; Qui-Gon dodges the counterattack. They circle again. This time Ben strikes. Pressing the attack, he drives Qui-Gon back, but fails to penetrate his defenses. Overextending himself, Ben leaves his left forearm vulnerable. Qui-Gon lands a hit.

BEN

OW!

Dialled down to its lowest setting, the lightsaber has no cutting power; it merely smarts. Ben leaps back, shaking his stinging arm.

QUI-GON

I should never have landed that blow.

The worst of the pain gone, Ben grips his lightsaber with both hands again.

QUI-GON

(cont’d) I sense an unusual amount of unease here for something as trivial as routine negotiations.

BEN

It’s not about the negotiations, Qui-Gon. It’s something … elsewhere … elusive.

QUI-GON

Don’t centre on your anxiety, Ben. Keep your concentration here where it belongs.

BEN

Master Yoda said I should be mindful of the future.

Before that final word has time to linger in the air, Qui-Gon viciously attacks Ben. The apprentice barely manages to block the flurry of brutal strikes. Locking his lightsaber around Ben’s, Qui-Gon wrenches the hilt from the boy’s grasp, then kicks Ben in the chest, sending him sprawling.

QUI-GON

But not at the expense of the moment. Be mindful of the living Force, my young apprentice.

Deactivating his lightsaber and replacing it on his belt, he offers a hand to Ben. Sitting up, Ben’s visibly angry. Biting his tongue, he takes Qui-Gon’s hand.

INT. ALDERA ROYAL PALACE/HALLWAY OUTSIDE HIGH COUNCIL CHAMBERS — DAY

Two young girls, seven-year-old CELLY and five-year-old TIA, run yelling through the long palace corridors, their little footsteps echoing throughout.

INT. ALDERA ROYAL PALACE/HIGH COUNCIL CHAMBERS — DAY

The high council chambers’ a dim, cool space projecting an aura of time-worn comfort and security. In the distance, the children can be heard shouting. KING KAYOS, silver-haired with a tanned, leathery face, motions for one of his aides to shut the partially closed doors. He’s in the middle of negotiations between Qui-Gon, who serves as ambassador for the Galactic Republic, and the delegates of the Great Houses of the Naboo. The twenty-three Humans sit in overstuffed chairs encircling a large ring-shaped table. A large, sallow-eyed delegate, AAY ZAVOS, speaks.

ZAVOS

(cont’d) Milord, House Kroam is with you, but you must understand, these terms are simply unacceptable. Republic trade restrictions are very unfavourable, and we, of course, favour our independence….

Ben, standing to Qui-Gon’s right, sneaks a glance at an archaic analog wall chronometre. He’s clearly bored by the dry proceedings.

INT. ALDERA ROYAL PALACE/HALLWAY OUTSIDE HIGH COUNCIL CHAMBERS — DAY

The day’s negotiations at a close, the delegates file out. Celly and Tia, the king’s two young daughters, storm through the exiting delegates, rushing onto Kayos’ lap. The king’s obviously very adoring of the two young princesses. He tosses Celly into the air, catching her.

TIA

Me too! Me too!

CELLY

Bail’s leaving! Bail’s leaving and you’ve got to say goodbye!

The king picks up Tia, spins her 'round, then puts her down.

KAYOS

Okay, dearheart. Go tell your mother and your brother that I’m on my way.

The two girls run out of the chambers and are heard screaming down the hallway. The king starts out, then stops, turning to the two Jedi.

KAYOS

Qui-Gon, my son is leaving for the academy at Chathos. Won’t you come and wish him well? It would mean a lot to him. He truly idolizes you, you know.

QUI-GON

Of course, milord.

BEN

(to Qui-Gon) If you won’t be needing me….

Qui-Gon acquiesces with a nod. Ben stays behind as his master and the king head for the doors.

EXT. ALDERA ROYAL PALACE/COURTYARD — DAY

A large, chrome-plated, four-seat landspeeder sits gleaming in the sun-soaked courtyard. PRINCE BAIL PRESTOR ORGANA, fourteen years old, possessing dark eyes and dusky complexion, is embracing his mother, QUEEN MAZICIA, a warm, silver-haired, but amazingly youthful matron. Celly and Tia jump around inside the speeder, hindering the efforts of a servant to pack several cases.

Bail greets the king as he approaches with the Jedi.

BAIL

I’ll miss you, father.

KAYOS

The semester will be over before you know it. You’ll have a grand time. There are so many new things to learn. I wish I was going.

Kayos gives Bail a fatherly smile and squeeze on the shoulder. Qui-Gon stands rather formally to one side. The prince moves to the Jedi master, bowing before him.

QUI-GON

May your studies do you honour.

Bail can only manage an awkward smile before returning to his parents at the speeder.

MAZICIA

Hurry, Bail. You must make it to Yuell before nightfall.

His two sisters scramble out of the speeder as the servant helps Bail into the back seat. The servant climbs into the seat beside him, and the speeder starts up with a low whine. The prince waves to his family as the driver slowly guides the speeder out of the courtyard.

EXT. ALDERA ROYAL PALACE/BALCONY — SUNSET

Seated atop the stone railing, Ben watches the sun set over the distant mountains.

BEN

(sarcastic) The negotiations were short.

Almost as if materializing from thin air, Qui-Gon joins Ben on the balcony.

QUI-GON

The Alderaan system maintained a policy of isolation for nearly four-thousand years; their government was an absolute monarchy for nearly as long. (crossing arms) The road to democracy’s a long one, but the Naboo will find their place within the Republic.

Turning, Qui-Gon leaves. Ben’s gaze remains on the setting sun, lost in thought.

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#1654549
Topic
Star Wars Reconstructed: Episode I – The Rising Force
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So I’m actually doing it. I’m actually sharing my Star Wars prequel rewrite. I’ve debated with myself about doing this. I’ve taken lots of inspiration from other folks’ rewrites, ones posted here and elsewhere; I didn’t think I had a take significantly unique to share. But I figured I’d do it anyway, damn the torpedoes.

This rewrite won’t be in the form of a trilogy. I feel there’s too much story to comfortably fit inside three episodes. George Lucas briefly toyed with the idea of a 12-episode saga, with five episodes covering the prequel era:

So my rewrite’s gonna take the form of a pentalogy. Episode I will be the prelude, loosely based on TPM & the rough/first drafts of ANH, with Ben Lars (Obi-Wan Kenobi) as the main character; Episode II-IV will be the Tragedy of Darth Vader; Episode V will be the interlude bridging the Tragedy of Darth Vader and the Adventures of Luke Skywalker, set during the Great Jedi Purge.

There are four objectives I plan on keeping to:

  • Preserve the surprises of the OT. Yoda won’t appear in person; Obi-Wan will have a second apprentice named Darth Vader; it won’t be revealed that Luke has a twin sister; etc.
  • Preserve continuity with the pre-1999 Expanded Universe. Ben and Owen Lars are brothers; the Clone Wars were, in part, fought with the Republic/Jedi on one side and clones/Mandalorians on the other; Palpatine isn’t a Sith; the Jedi are allowed to have romantic partners and children; etc.
  • Incorporate George Lucas’ early ideas from story conferences/interviews. Alderaan was the capital of an entire populated system; the Force is an energy field anyone with enough discipline can learn to tap into; etc.
  • Use Mike Ruso’s ground rules for an alternate prequel trilogy as guidelines.
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#1654200
Topic
Star Wars Headcanons
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Vladius said:

G&G-Fan said:

The first time someone refers to Luke as “Skywalker” is himself when telling Leia who he is.
It wouldn’t be smart for the Lars to give him his father’s last name while in hiding. So his name on Tatooine was Luke Lars.
Him announcing himself as Luke Skywalker is him reclaiming his father’s last name after finding out the truth about him (“I want to learn the ways of the Force and become a Jedi like my father.”)
He started calling himself Luke Skywalker in his own mind after Ben told him his father was a Jedi Knight. Him introducing himself to Leia is the first time he verbalizes this.

I like this one

It is pretty good.

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#1652090
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What do you HATE about the EU?
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BedeHistory731 said:

I was going to say how the color person ruined excellent pencils/inking with that “esoteric” color scheme in Dark Empire.

Cam Kennedy coloured his own art, and the main reason he went with that colour scheme was due to failing vision from glaucoma.

I personally like Dark Empire’s colours, except where the lightsabers are concerned. Luke’s red vs. Palpatine’s blue was a nice inverse of the norm, but every other instance is boring blue monotony.

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#1643899
Topic
What do you HATE about the EU?
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darklordoftech said:

Spartacus01 said:

darklordoftech said:

The BBY/ABY calendar existing in-universe.

Why do you hate it? I do not mind it.

Why would the New Republic establish a new year 0? Isn’t that something totalitarian regimes do? Why not use whatever year 0 the Valorum-era Republic used?

My problem is that the Battle of Endor makes a more logical start for a Year 0 than the Battle of Yavin.

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#1639173
Topic
GOOD things about the prequels?
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JadedSkywalker said:

But i have the same problem with them i do with the DIsney trilogy they don’t look used universe. They look too new and shiny.

I’ve never understood this complaint about the prequels. Now, I think the art direction for the PT is definitely off in many regards; there should’ve been a more retro-futuristic/fantasy aesthetic than what was presented. But being set before the dark times, things should look new and shiny.

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#1639167
Topic
Superman 2025
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Yeah, sorry, no. This movie’s not for me.

I’m a big Superman fan, but with this caveat: My favourite versions of the character are the original Siegel-&-Shuster Superman and the “Triangle Era” Superman from the comics; the further away any other version of the character are from that baseline, the less I like them. And I have a particular dislike of the pre-Crisis Earth-One Superman and Donnerverse Superman, which is what this movie’s clearly cribbing the most from. The moment I saw Krypto, my eyes glazed over. And don’t get me started on the shared universe noise they continue to shove down our collective throat.

Clearly, there’s an unbridgeable gulf between what I want in a Superman movie and what Hollywood’s willing to dish out.

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#1637843
Topic
Before The Prequels were made, what the Jedi were supposed to be like?
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Channel72 said:

I agree the Jedi should use lightsabers more sparingly. Although, the “defense only” thing is hard to salvage even with the OT alone, given that Kenobi was supposed to be a war-time General. Even in A New Hope, Kenobi violently murders those two alien thugs in the Cantina. It was self-defense, obviously, but Kenobi could have handled them in some non-lethal manner, presumably. I mean, he could have tried to “mind trick” them into leaving Luke alone, for example.

To play devil’s advocate, we don’t know from screen evidence alone that Ben killed either of them. We only see a severed limb. It’s only the screenplay and novelization which have them mortally wounded, IIRC.

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#1634712
Topic
Before The Prequels were made, what the Jedi were supposed to be like?
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JadedSkywalker said:

Warriors that can put down rebellions and can end conflicts but don’t seek them out because they are peacekeepers. And negotiators. Their entire bodies and minds are sharp and honed like a weapon, but they only use a lightsaber in defense, never for violence as its own end. The Sith use violence and intimidation to rule.

One thing I would’ve like to have seen in the prequels is the Jedi relying on martial arts to non-lethally dispatch their foes, utilizing their lightsabers only in kill-or-be-killed situations.

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#1632896
Topic
Muxing up Movie quotes
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“Come in, Booji Boy. You’re late. Have you got the papers the Chinaman gave you?”

“Here it is, Dad. Is it a surprise?”

“Yes, Booji. In the past, this information has been suppressed, but now it can be told. Every man, woman, and mutant on this planet shall know the truth about de-evolution.”

“Oh, Dad, we’re all DEVO!”

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#1631250
Topic
<strong>Star Wars (1977)</strong> - a general <strong>Random Thoughts</strong> thread
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G&G-Fan said:

I’ve heard several stories about how the reason for the Death Star II in ROTJ is because Lucas originally wanted to save the Death Star for last, but didn’t think he’d be able to make more then one movie.

That just leaves me to wonder: what would it even be like if he had stuck with that plan, saving the Death Star for the 3rd film in the trilogy, and thus ANH was without the Death Star? A huge chunk of the plot revolves around it. It almost seems impossible to imagine the film without it. In that case, what was he thinking the movie would be about?

Some possibilities:

  • We’d have seen an incomplete Death Star (possibly resembling the Death Star II).
  • Instead of being obliterated by the Death Star, Alderaan would’ve been nuked from orbit by the Devastator.
  • Leia’s imprisonment/rescue would’ve been staged on the Devastator instead of the Death Star.
  • The movie would’ve been shorter, ending an a cliffhanger with the Falcon’s escape.

Presumably the events of TESB could’ve happened sooner, days or weeks after SW, with Vader remaining subordinate to Tarkin, who would’ve survived to the end of the trilogy.