- Post
- #138076
- Topic
- Prequel Trilogy Script rewrite
- Link
- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/138076/action/topic#138076
- Time
Also, recast all actors, except Palpatine and Obi-Wan. Don't get me started about Natalie Portman!
I know, let’s rewrite the prequels! First off, follow the ques from the episodes IV-VI: Make the technology a little less advanced or at least the same, make the jedi more male, more human, and more mystical, keep Yoda a puppet PLEASE! Start with Anakin older, make the clone wars longer and cooler, stop with all the deus ex machina crud, film with ACTUAL actors, models and sets, Wala!
Episode I
Begins with Obi-Wan as Yoda’s apprentice and Anakin as Qui-Gon’s. Both are on seperate missions - Qui-gon + Anakin = Hunting Sith on distatnt mon, Yoda + Obi-Wan = Freeing Naboo. Change nemodians too pre-Imperial rebels who are taking over whole systems, change battle droids to stormtrooper-like soldiers, Cut Gungans or change them so they are big and fierce. Don’t go to Tatooine … period. Both Jedi Duos paths converge on Corucant, Anakin meets Padme etc. Final battle, Qui-Gon killed, Obi-Wan becomes knight and takes Anakin as apprentice. End with ominous war on the brink.
Episode II
Clone Wars. Desperate missions, lots of space flight and battles, cut all chrome ships! R2 D2 is not here, neither is 3PO. Instead maybe have different type of droid duo, or only one droid. Anakin falls to the dark side. Attaks Jedi temple and commits massacre, and flees. Ends with the end of the clone war and Padme pregnant.
Episode III
Begins with Jedi army battling Anakin on lava planet. He destroys magority of Jedi. Anakin is all evil, no goody-twoshoes stuff. Obi-Wan arrives late with Yoda and to survey damage, confronts Anakin and eventually nocks him COMPLETLY in Lava. Palpatine sneeks in and Darth Vader is born. Darth Vader rebuilds seperatist army and defeats Old Republic in massive battle. Palpatine takes power, becomes old and wrinkled over time, NOT through some bizzare acedent. Darth Vader confronts Padme who has just given birth to twins and is dying. He is heart-broken at what he has done. Obi Wan escapes with Skywalker children, Yoda fights emperor and is not defeated but escapes in a firey explosion, completely disapearing.
Other Notes: Mace Windu would be a smaller character and a better actor, George Lucas would not direct the actors, less aliens would be seen, no wookies, no matrix jedi moves, Yoda wouldn’t fight like a bullfrog, AND QUI-GON WOULD COME BACK AS A GHOST!!!
These are all just initial thoughts. A lot of wealth could be tapped from George’s original script “The Star Wars” What do you think?