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#311858
Topic
Jokes thread : Reloaded
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/311858/action/topic#311858
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George W. Bush told Dick Cheney, “I really hate all the stupid jokes people make about me.” Cheney reassured him by saying, “Jokes can’t hurt you. They are just made up by a bunch of stupid people. In fact, most humans are quite stupid. Here, I’ll show you what I mean.”

Cheney goes outside and hails a D.C. cab and says to the driver, “Please take me to 261 M street to see if I’m home, ” said Cheney.

Without a word, the cabbie took them straight to M Street. Cheney then rang the doorbell, came back to the car and said, “Oh, I guess I’m not there! Take us back to where we started, please.”

The cabbie did what he was told without a word. Cheney leaned over and said to Dubya, “You get the idea? People are idiots wherever you go! Don’t worry about their opinions!”

Bush said, “Thanks Dick. I feel a lot better.” Then he winked and whispered, “Hooboy, was he stupid! He picked us up right in front of a phone booth. He should have realized you could have called instead!
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#311410
Topic
Jokes thread : Reloaded
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/311410/action/topic#311410
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George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal and he noticed an old man in a long white robe, with a long white beard, long white hair and carrying two stone tablets in his arms.
He approached the man and asked, “Aren’t you Moses?”

But the man wouldn’t listen to him and continued walking. George asked him again, “Aren’t you Moses?”

The old man continued ignoring him, even turning his back on little Bush.

George grabs the man’s arm, looks him right in the eye and insists, “Answer me. Aren’t you Moses?”

The man replies, “I’m not saying shit! The last time I spoke to a Bush I ended up roaming the desert for 40 years!”
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#308713
Topic
Scientology is going down.
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/308713/action/topic#308713
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Originally posted by: ferris209
Originally posted by: Nanner Split
They weren't actual DC-10s, they were just space ships that looked like DC-10s. Get your facts straight, man!


Oh yeah, I'm sorry Tom Cruise.

I looked to be sure online,and infos says L Ron Hubbard invented the spaceship looking like DC8,i guess if his whacky religion was created in the 1970s the spaceships would look lik concordes or 747.

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#307819
Topic
Jokes thread : Reloaded
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/307819/action/topic#307819
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Redneck Jedi
You might be a Redneck Jedi if:

* Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

* You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

* At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.

* You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

* You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

* You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.

* You have a Confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

* You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.

* You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

* You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck.

* You were the only one drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.

* You know Ewoks squeal like pigs.

* You use your R-2 unit as a beer coaster.

* Your land-speeder had a light saber rack.
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#306836
Topic
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles Thread
Link
https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/306836/action/topic#306836
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Originally posted by: Johnny Ringo
I'm watching, saw the pilot way back. It's not awesome but it's got enough to keep me watching.

Even though it ignores T3 for the most part it has included T3 themes, mostly the fact that they only managed to postpone events.

To me it doesn't even feel like it fits with T2 but I'll keep watching...for now.

Well if you know who built or will build Skynet,and you can stop it/postpone it,then the series i guess continue where T2 ended.
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#305555
Topic
Jokes thread : Reloaded
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/305555/action/topic#305555
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Blonde Door
A blonde keeps having the same weird dream, so she goes to her psychologist.
psychologist: "What is your dream about?"
Blonde: "I am being chased by a vampire..."
psychologist: "So, where are you in this dream?"
Blonde: "I am running in a hallway."
psychologist: "Then what happens?"
Blonde: "Well, that's the weird thing. In every single dream, the same thing happens. I always come to a door, but I can't open it. I keep pushing the door and pushing the door, but it won't budge!"
psychologist: "Does the door have any letters on it?"
Blonde: "Yes."
psychologist: "And what do these letter spell?"
Blonde: "P.. U... L... L..."
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#305378
Topic
Best Moon Landing Hoax Video!
Link
https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/305378/action/topic#305378
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Originally posted by: ADigitalMan
It's not a Hoax. Anybody who knows anything knows that James Bond went into space in You Only Live Twice which came before this. Or am I think of Austin Powers? Anyway, this proves only one thing ... that the government has been lying to us that you need a protective suit when walking on the moon. Clearly there is breathable air on the moon and comfortable temperatures.


In you only live twice he almost went in space,its Austin Powers who went there.

PS Bond went in space in Moonraker.
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#304329
Topic
Jokes thread : Reloaded
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/304329/action/topic#304329
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Circular Logic
Two men are in court on drug charges. The judge says, “If, over the weekend, you can persuade enough people to give up drugs, I’ll let you two off.”

Back in court on Monday, the judge asks for their results.

“I persuaded 10 people to give up drugs forever,” the first man says.

“That’s great,” the judge replies. “What did you tell them?”

“I drew two circles; one big, one small. I told them the big circle was their brain before drugs, and the little circle was their brain after drugs.”

The other defendant says, “I got 100 people to give up drugs!”

“One hundred! How?” asks the judge.

“Well, I drew the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle and said, ‘This is your asshole before prison…’”
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#303360
Topic
BEAUTIFUL WOMEN NEW RULES IN FIRST POST (NSFW) UPDATED RULES
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/303360/action/topic#303360
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Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
Originally posted by: sean wookie
Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
THEY ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ANY NUDE PICS ON HERE.


Well it does say NSFW so why not?


BECAUSE THAT WAS ONE OF THE RULES I POSTED WHEN I CREATED THIS THREAD.

Nothing says nude pics are forbidden,i's guess as long as they are tasteful there is no problem there.

BRING IN MORE BOOBS