Well since this is the bitching thread, I hate the terms “Disney Sequels” and “Disney Star Wars” cuz it implies a degree of involvement Disney never had. Modern Star Wars is mostly Lucasfilm’s fault. The only thing Disney did was provide absurd deadlines and sign the paychecks.
I genuinely thank you for clearing that up
I’m angry about the writing style of Spider Man No Way Home. It reeks of the lazy writing style called fuck it lets invalidate everything! Known offenders that use this are the Disney Sequels, Infinity War, Endgame and Spider Man No Way Home.
I’m angry about the writing style of Spider Man No Way Home. It reeks of the lazy writing style called fuck it lets invalidate everything! Known offenders that use this are the Disney Sequels, Infinity War, Endgame and Spider Man No Way Home.
Replace every lightsaber sound effect with a loud sexual moan and a moist slapping sound. Also replace Darth Sidious with David S Pumpkins.
Don’t forget to add saxophone music to the fights. The circle would never be complete without it.
Cue careless whisper
Replace every lightsaber sound effect with a loud sexual moan and a moist slapping sound. Also replace Darth Sidious with David S Pumpkins.
Congrats!
Actually the Star Wars Galaxy is our galaxy, and we never see the Earth in Star Wars stories simply because our planet is in the Unknown Regions, and therefore it was never discovered by the Republic or by all the other galactic governments. The classic intro “A long time ago in a galaxy far far away” is NOT written from our point of view, but from the point of view of an extragalactic (extra-Milky Way) civilization that lives in a very distant future.
Also, TCW, The Bad Batch, Rebels, Rogue One and The Mandalorian are TV series and movies, exactly like in our real world. I mean, what really happened during the Clone Wars and during the Empire Era is told in the Expanded Universe books and comics, while TCW, The Bad Batch, Rebels, Rogue One and The Mandalorian are simply TV series and movies created within the Galaxy itself, to tell in an entrataining way the events of Galactic history. These series and movies contradict the real history because they are entertainment products, and therefore don’t have to be historically accurate. These series and films were created by the Galactic Alliance between the end of the Yuuzhan Vong War and the Sith-Imperial War of the Legacy comics. They are the equivalent of “Inglourious Basterds”, “Vickings” and “Rome” in the Star Wars universe, that is, they are series and movies that are set in times that have really existed and tell some real stories, but they mostly contradict the real history because they’re entertainment series, and therefore they don’t have to be historically accurate and meticulous.
This is canon for me.
If you’re being mean to a group then you get what you deserve. Racism gets you cast out. Sexism gets you cast out. Misogynistic views get you tossed out.
Rasputin was extremely difficult to kill, he was poisoned, shot, beat up, chained up and thrown into a river. His cause of death was drowning.
This sounds amazing and exciting
Never say never. Nobody thought they would stumble into lost media in Romanian salt mines but it happened. We didn’t always know the cause of the dinosaurs’ extinction either. I think using the fate of the Maya as an example of something we’ll never known is questionable.
The point I’m trying to make is that there will always be things that we don’t understand or see the whole of. Mysteries will always exist.
I wish I had a faith, but alas, I cannot believe was isn’t in front of me.
Think of it this way, there will always be things that are mysterious and that we just don’t know. Prime example is that we will never know what happened to the Mayans.
Excellent article!
Ghostbusters Afterlife is a fantastic and respectful true sequel to the original. A must see!
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Make a version of Rogue One where the heroes are portrayed as baby seals and the villains are portrayed as seal hunters.
Include Ewan’s sea otters video
Replace Darth Vader in the OT for Austin Powers instead.
Come to think of it, that’s not bad enough.
Replace Darth Vader with Goldmember who is the former identity of Snoke
Include the audio from a porno whenever Obi Wan and Anakin are in a room together so that it can be conveyed to the audience how much they love each other
The film Red Notice is a fantastic buddy comedy that has proven to me that Dwane The Rock Johnson can act.
As Boba Fett falls into the sarlacc pit in ROTJ, dub in Luke’s “NOOOOO!” from ESB, so that it becomes clear that Luke is relating to us the audience on Boba’s fate.
Or put in Vader’s no to tell the audience about their friendship
The film Eternals is an interesting installment in the Marvel Universe which has the message that family should be followed over the plots of others.
Add the entirety of Episodes I-VI as a recap to the start of Episode VII.
With the Dragon Ball Z recap music
Have Seth Rogen laugh in the background.
Really sorry to hear that…I’ll say some prayers.
Much appreciated god bless
My cousin was in a hit and run accident and is now in critical condition. I’m worried and finding it hard to concentrate whenever I go to work.
I’m excited for this!