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boffy said:

A saga-wide edit where all instances of and references to clones, the Clone Wars, etc. are changed to clowns. E.G.:

Episode II: Attack of the Clowns

“General Kenobi, years ago, you served my father in the Clown Wars.”

All clown trooper helmets are suitably painted and fitted with rubber noses. Whenever they file out of a ship, the shot is looped beyond all reason as dozens more than could conceivably fit scramble out, before the ship itself falls apart. Laser battles become pie fights. Variations on “Entrance of the Gladiators” are worked into the score.

AI Mark Hamil’s Joker voice over the clones and I’m sold. Lol