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Every time I see an ad for The BFG, all I can think is “The Big Fuckin’… Guy? Gun? Gatsby?”
It’s a terrible title and I can’t be the only one who thinks so.
BillionaireHobo287 said:
I want to stop
ImperialScum - The freshest and cleanest trolls, forged by our grandfathers, since 1867.
I don’t understand when I’m talking bout tech with someone and they say that they have X website blocked by provider or that their provider was threatening to take down their net because they download too much.
Are internet providers really such new-age cyberhitlers?
All my internet provider does is slow down the speed from 2 mb/s to 500 kb/s if I download more than 500GB per month.
Is it too late to abort George Lucas?
I was in middle of typing a super intelligent and mature response but then I remembere that there is a guy on here called OTAKU WARRIOR and i just…cant…
Is it too late to abort Scheizegurke?
I do feel a little bit sorry for the guy. Not enough to say that he should keep posting here, but a little bit.
Here are all the fucks I give about his fanfiction:
He’ll just go to a McDonalds.
Do they have Wi-Fi at McDonalds?
I’ve used it. Mediocre.
But is it enough to spam offtopic and post gay porn?
If it’s a rental then how do you still have it? Hmmmmm?
Are you a non-returner? Are you? ARE YA? >:[
Can’t they just give him an IP ban?
No, I’m Czech. And as any czech, I hate germans.
This thread is called what do you want to happen not how you want it to happen. Just list the main plot points of your script here and the whole thing in the proper subforum. I know it’s not frequented that much, but that’s probably because most people don’t want to read the walls of text that such stories usually are. Forcing these walls of text on us here is highly annoying.
Same thing. I actually already did that though. Sorry. If somebody critiques my third draft (which I’ve edited to hell) and tells me how to improve my writing, I will never post stories here again
This is like my daughters promising to go to bed if I give them a second dessert.
Third draft sucks. No more fanfiction.
Ot…ot…otaku…Otaku Warrior
Episode VII
The Fiery Fall of Kylo Ren and his Knight Battle
Kylo Ren: If only I had
out of ideas, come to this section later
Rey kneeled down and choked on Kylo Ren’s lightsaber.
Kylo Ren: Now you know the power of dark side!
Kylo Ren smiled as Rey took off her robes, only for Luke to pop up from them.
Luke Skywalker: Why Ben, why? Why did you go to dark Sid?
Kylo Ben: DARK SID IS WAY COOLER YOU TWAT
epic lightsaber battle ensues
Luke strikes but is has win
Kylo Ren: nooo why
Luke Skywalker: This is what you get for killing Han Solo (OMG I STILL DONT BELIEVE THEY ACTUALLY KILELD HAN D: 1 like 1 respect for han)
Shivered Kylo Ren cried on the floor like a baby
Luke takes a sip from Kylo Ren’s foutain and becomes young again
Luke: So, Rey, how about we go to Coruscant?
Luke grabbed Rey and they ran away on in a in Millenia Fall
Snoke: But you dont not winning (dun dun dun!!!)
roll credits
Type your criticism BUT IF YOUR’RE A HEATER THEN DONT’T WRITE NOTHING ITS MY STZORY I YO DONT LIKE DONT READ! Constructive criticism Compliments only plox 😉 :^* :^* :^* :^* □
Now You See Me 4/5
X-Men 4/5
The Hateful Eight 5/5
BillionaireHobo287 said:
EDIT: What you are judging from FUCKING POKEMON (shit series even in the beginning) is the equivalent of a Japanese person thinking American cinema sucks just from watching Michael Bay’s Transformers movies
Bro, Pokemon is one of the BETTER animes (though that’s like saying the shit I took today was better than the shit I took yesterday)
Watch the first 3 minutes of this, https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qd0i5KR4hIM , and if you aren’t hooked, anime doesn’t fit you. Brothers try to ressurect their mother, and awful shit happens. The English acting is one of the best in the business too, so that helps.
Well that was garbage.
If you are hooked, watch the entire original series then move on to a reboot called Brotherhood. It was all available on Netflix, but it might not be there anymore.
Nah
the Avatar series because I haven’t seen much of it
Avatar isn’t anime
There are things you can do in animation that are impossible in live action.
Not really, pretty much since CGI is a thing.
Rey is reincarnated Ash Ketchup 600% confirmed
Maybe we should have restrictions on fireworks.
They have to stop at midnight, so I’ve got a ways to go yet. These people have got monster fireworks. When wallhangings are falling off of their hooks, you’ve got some military-grade stuff on your hands. Lol.
Wow, and I thought New Year’s Eve is crazy.
If it’s pretty, you fuck it. There is no gay.
I think it was just him disagreeing with their bizarre viewpoints but as we know in 2016 just disagreeing with someone is tantamount to a personal attack 😄
stop raping me
Other countries:
Hey, X years ago today we got founded. Let’s celeberate!
America:
AW YES MOTHERFUCKERS THIS IS MY DAY BITCHES WE GOT INDEPENDENT SUCK IT BRITS BWAHA WE GOT CHEESEBURGERS WHATCHA GOT U HEALTH NOPE BWA WE HAVE NO BOUNDS FUCK YOU BRITAIN GUNS GUNS OBAMA BURGERS
We went over this before. . . .
Yet you people keep repeating the debate like its a broken vinyl.
Go away with those broken links.
