This reads like a precursor to a ric roll or some nsfw portal… :p
We can ensure you that it is neither of those. It will be an starwars fan side.
Hello there chosen one,
It seems you have an great force within you. You’re exactly what we need! Those Jedi’s keep destroying our death star and therefor maintanence costs are quite high… Will you be the one that makes a new death star possible? You can give it a try at: https://thedarkside.fans/
The emperor is waiting for you there.
May the force be with you.
~ Messenger from the Dark Side.