Diet Gaffer Tape

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User Group: Banned Members
Join date: 6-Apr-2010
Last activity: 11-Apr-2010
Posts: 15

Post History

Post: #408238
Topic: Who is the most important character? poll
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/408238/action/topic#408238
Time: 11-Apr-2010 2:42 PM

Ric Ollie said:

Hi, I am Ric Ollie! I am absolutely ridiculous! All I do is state the obvious and bald. I am sad because original Gaffer Tape doesn't love me, nor does Caffeine free Gaffer Tape. I am very frightened Diet Gaffer Tape will not love me either, because I am lame, so I am going to be mean to him. Unfortunately, I don't have a chance of ANY Gaffer EVER loving me... because I am a pathetic, unfunny balding sock!

Post: #408237
Topic: This or That (Current Topic - Pancakes or Waffles?)
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/408237/action/topic#408237
Time: 11-Apr-2010 2:33 PM — Edited 11-Apr-2010 2:34 PM

Ric Ollie said:

GT, no question. DGT is a PUNK BITCH MAN WHORE who is trying to take over my job.

Oh, there goes Ric Ollie, trying to be funny again, but failing miserably! What a pathetic balding loser!

Anyway, that comparison was kind of dumb anyway. Gaffer Tape and I are not at odds with each other, we are just alternatives to each other. Obviously, not everyone can have the much lusted over Gaffer Tape, there is just not enough of that sexy lesbian of a man to go around. Which is where I come in. I am exactly the same as he is, 100% hot lesbian sex in the form of a male forum member, only I am sugar and HFCS free. At that point, it is all just a matter of personal preference. Caffeine free Gaffer Tape on the other hand... not quite as sexy, but I guess he is still there if anyone needs him...

So, to get back on topic, pancakes are clearly the superior breakfast food. Waffles are okay for dinner though... but for breakfast, pancakes all the way!

Post: #408236
Topic: The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/408236/action/topic#408236
Time: 11-Apr-2010 2:23 PM

I hate Ric Ollie. He is pretty lame, just some stupid tired joke. He gives socks a bad name. Now the Crane brothers... their loss was a true shame for this community. Their potential was endless. Ric Ollie, jeez, he wasn't even funny to start with! And has just gotten less funny as time goes on.

Post: #408234
Topic: Lurkers Name suggestions (Come On Lurkers JOIN IN!)
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/408234/action/topic#408234
Time: 11-Apr-2010 2:20 PM

Wow, regular Gaffer Tape has a pretty sick mind. Do you think Cherry Coke has an unfortunate connotation? More proof that Diet Gaffer Tape is the way to go.

Post: #407902
Topic: Lurkers... come out and play-ayyyyy!
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/407902/action/topic#407902
Time: 8-Apr-2010 10:16 AM

C3PX said:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! LOSER!!! Don Diet Gaffer wins again!

Post: #407901
Topic: This or That (Current Topic - Pancakes or Waffles?)
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/407901/action/topic#407901
Time: 8-Apr-2010 10:14 AM

Gaffer Tape or Diet Gaffer Tape?

Post: #407900
Topic: [u]tv bracke[/u]t is UK's top brand for [u]tv brackets[/u]
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/407900/action/topic#407900
Time: 8-Apr-2010 10:11 AM

I am neither a clone nor a twin, I am an artificially sweetened alternative.

Post: #407899
Topic: Who is the most important character? poll
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/407899/action/topic#407899
Time: 8-Apr-2010 10:10 AM

Moth-three-er has been taking care of. He is no threat to me now! My plans to steal Gaffer Tapes' place on this forum, replacing it with my own artifically sweetened and low calorie goodness, are well under way and shall continue unopposed!!! I mean, my plans to live harmoniously beside Gaffer Tape providing you twice as much of his goodness, only in an artificially sweetened variety, are well under way.

Post: #407895
Topic: Lurkers Name suggestions (Come On Lurkers JOIN IN!)
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/407895/action/topic#407895
Time: 8-Apr-2010 10:00 AM

I'd recommend Diet Cherry Gaffer Tape. Not only is it a delicious sugar free, HFCS free, low calorie beverage, but it would also make a very attractive user name. Much better than just plan old Cherry Gaffer Tape, that is for sure.

Post: #407893
Topic: [u]tv bracke[/u]t is UK's top brand for [u]tv brackets[/u]
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/407893/action/topic#407893
Time: 8-Apr-2010 9:57 AM

Okay, this is disturbing. I've never even posted in this thread, but I just visited tvtropes.com, and the first advertisement that came up was about television wall mounts (ie tvbrackets, the UK's top brand for tvbrackets)! It's after me! It's choking me me! IT'S MURDERING ME!!! Why, tvbrackets, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!

The preceding statement was a paid testimonial for tvbrackets, the UK's top brand for tvbrackets.

Post: #407892
Topic: Classic LOL Moments in OT.com History
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/407892/action/topic#407892
Time: 8-Apr-2010 9:49 AM

Oh sorry I haven't posted any, guys. I have been super busy watching DBZ for the last couple of days. I actually found a blatant Star Trek reference in DBZ yesterday. Those of you who have been around the fandom long enough to know FUNimation's original dubbing under Saban remember the "cargo robot," the censoring used to imply the news plane that Nappa explodes doesn't have any people in it (episode 22). Well, I just noticed that it's shaped exactly like a Star Trek shuttlecraft and even has the designation of "NCC-1701-A" on it! My guess is that it's an homage to Star Trek V of all things, given that that movie came out earlier that year, was the first to heavily feature the Enterprise-A, and was the only film to have a significant shuttlecraft sequence. Neat!

Post: #407444
Topic: Who is the most important character? poll
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/407444/action/topic#407444
Time: 6-Apr-2010 2:27 AM

Gaffer Tape said:

Damn aspartame...

At least I am not made out of high fructose corn syrup. Plus I only contain 20 calories.

Post: #407432
Topic: The Tex Murphy Thread - aka the thread for discussing avatar changes
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/407432/action/topic#407432
Time: 6-Apr-2010 2:08 AM

Honestly, I usually picture people as their avatar, and then their personalities start to change my perception of that picture.

Post: #407430
Topic: Who is the most important character? poll
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/407430/action/topic#407430
Time: 6-Apr-2010 2:05 AM

I freely admit that I love Full House. I spent the first nine years of my life watching it regularly, and I still watch it in syndication. Strangely enough, when I go to lift weights at my apartment complex's fitness center, it always happens to be on, so I usually watch Full House when I'm working out. Thankfully, nobody else is ever there.

Post: #407429
Topic: Lurkers... come out and play-ayyyyy!
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/407429/action/topic#407429
Time: 6-Apr-2010 2:01 AM

Gaffer Tape said:

HOWEVER, I am currently taking applications for Diet Gaffer Tape, Gaffer Tape Zero, Gaffer Tape Caffeine Free, and New (But Not As Popular) Gaffer Tape. All similar... but not nearly as satisfying. 8)

Diet tastes just like the original!