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DarthJezmoz

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#883481
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What if TFA is awful?
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TV’s Frink said:

DarthJezmoz said:

I liken it to a death in the family.

Since it just came up in off-topic, I’m going to say three things.

  1. I’m guessing you are too young to have had a death in the family yet.
  2. I’m guessing that I’m going to get a pass for breaking the forum rules in #3.
  3. You’re a dick.

You are wrong on 2 points, insulting people from behind a keyboard and picking on punctuation on a forum obviously makes you feel better about yourself. I feel sorry for you.

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#883455
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What if TFA is awful?
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DuracellEnergizer said:

DarthJezmoz said:

There are already big warning signs for me

  1. The BB8 droid…Q. needed? A. No, we already have R2.

If you don’t know the story, then you can’t know if BB-8’s presence is superfluous, can you?

  1. Some of the creatures. Q. Its got Simon peg inside it so its cool. A. I don’t care and i’m not interested in celebs.

“Some of the creatures”. Can you be anymore vague and non-specific?

  1. Space ships battling above land (as seen in trailer) Q. Star Wars? A. Yes, indicates battles in SPACE.

The former doesn’t preclude the possibility of the latter.

  1. The title Q. couldn’t you think of anything else. A. The Force never went to sleep you thick c***

What’s in a name, anyway?

  1. Female protagonists Q. Haven’t we had enough of poor female characters in PT? A. Yes they added nothing!

By this logic, we shouldn’t have male protagonists, either, since we’ve all had enough of poor male characters in the PT, am I right?

  1. No Sith? Q: Isn’t there a darkside in Star Wars A. No, not anymore we have a new baddy though who like Siths WTF!!

I don’t know what you’re bitching about here. You don’t like the absence of Sith in the movie? That’s the filmmakers didn’t bother making Ren more visually unique in keeping with his status as a new kind of darksider?

If the former, boo-hoo; the Sith suck and they’ve almost singlehandedly ruined the franchise. If the latter, I’ll actually agree with you; Ren’s design is generic and lame.

Let me just say TFA will be massive let down to any purist. The darkside of the force=SITH even the shitty prequels kept to that! I assume Ren is the son of Leia (in order for him to have force powers) and thus Vader was his Granddad (hence why he “will finish what he began” then surely he should be a SITH and not the knights who say Ni!! Is Luke no longer a Jedi>? Or have they reworked that as well? I’ll just watch my laser discs and forget these films ever happened although sadly I can’t as I was genuinely distraught when leaving the cinema after viewing TPM. I liken it to a death in the family.

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#883454
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THE WASHINGTON POST – George Lucas: To feel the true force of ‘Star Wars,’ he had to learn to let it go
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SilverWook said:

We don’t burn movies around here, we fanedit them.

How can you fan edit shite, I mean any attempt to rectify the prequels is just a waste of effort. You can only work with the material given, which in the prequels is all terrible. No amount of editing will make any good of those films! I totally understand the de-specialised fan edits of the OT, they make complete sense and are amazing and I take my hat of to Harmy!

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#883372
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What if TFA is awful?
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John Doom said:

About Abrams, yesterday I (tried) to watch again Mission Impossible 3 to study his directing and, screenplay aside (which, I HOPE, he had nothing to do with), here’s my opinion:

-the way he put faces VERY CLOSE to the frame is painful to watch, making the resulting screen look cropped. I think he said they look more “intimate”, but they just look bad compositions to me;

-I understand quickly switching between shots is useful to give a sense of tension, but during gunfights he completely abused of this “trick”, making half of the time hard to tell what is really going on;

-to this, add “lens flares”: they’re so strong (especially in the helicopter scene), that basically cover almost half the screen, making hard to se what’s going on (though Abrams recently said he is aware of this issue and he’s going to use them less);

-camera shaking: common “trick” to make the scene look live and add tension. He shaked it half the times so much (even when unnecessary) that it kind of gives you headache (again, helicopter scene).

So, so far I dislike his directing. Later on, I turned up TV and watched “Killer Joe” which was directed by William Friedkin, and his work looks WAY more professional than Abrams’s.

Director of The Exocist, a fine film

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#883349
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What if TFA is awful?
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brash_stryker said:

DarthJezmoz said:

brash_stryker said:

DarthJezmoz said:

DominicCobb said:

DarthJezmoz said:

  1. Female protagonists Q. Haven’t we had enough of poor female characters in PT? A. Yes they added nothing!

I hope this is a joke. If not, please leave this site forever.

PT=Prequel trilogy (padme and the one that looked the same) and yes whilst they weren’t true protagonists they had a lot of wasted screen time, but on reflection the whole PT was wasted film never mind screen time. I wasn’t having a dig at Leia 😉

It’s sad that you think that the term “PT” was what needed addressing about your post. Not, y’know, the misogyny.

Are you for real? Wooden acting and shite character development doesn’t mean I’m a misogynist

It does when you specifically take issue with female main characters as if they deserve singling out as worse than male ones.

You didn’t just criticise wooden acting/characters. You attributed it specifically to a particular gender.

And you’d be right Natalie Portman and Keira knightley were less than usless in ‘those films’. And yes all other actors were just as bad , especially Ewan McGregor who killed the films from the very off, but sadly these films never stood a chance of being anything else but turd.

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#883343
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What if TFA is awful?
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brash_stryker said:

DarthJezmoz said:

DominicCobb said:

DarthJezmoz said:

  1. Female protagonists Q. Haven’t we had enough of poor female characters in PT? A. Yes they added nothing!

I hope this is a joke. If not, please leave this site forever.

PT=Prequel trilogy (padme and the one that looked the same) and yes whilst they weren’t true protagonists they had a lot of wasted screen time, but on reflection the whole PT was wasted film never mind screen time. I wasn’t having a dig at Leia 😉

It’s sad that you think that the term “PT” was what needed addressing about your post. Not, y’know, the misogyny.

Are you for real? Wooden acting and shite character development doesn’t mean I’m a misogynist

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#883342
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What if TFA is awful?
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towne32 said:

DominicCobb said:

DarthJezmoz said:

  1. Female protagonists Q. Haven’t we had enough of poor female characters in PT? A. Yes they added nothing!

I hope this is a joke. If not, please leave this site forever.

You’re talking about someone who apparently thinks the battle of Hoth didn’t take place over land and expecting anything that makes sense?

The battle of Hoth had NO x wings involved! If they had used a different craft I may have excepted it. It looks ridiculous IMO

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#883316
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Star Wars: Episode VII to be directed by J.J. Abrams **NON SPOILER THREAD**
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towne32 said:

DarthJezmoz said:

towne32 said:

It is PG-13. This was announced a day or so after JJ said they had nothing left to do but color tweaking.

It was rated a week or two ago, but there were TV spots that came out after the rating still said not yet rated, presumably due to when they were produced.

I don’t know anything about UK ratings systems. But here, anyone can see a PG-13 film with a guardian present. It’s just that a bunch of 11 year olds can’t walk in by themselves, in theory (they probably can in reality). PG-13 did not exist during the OT years. It was made to find a middle ground when Temple of Doom came out, if I recall. The rating is fine by me, and certainly doesn’t indicate what I would consider “gore”.

By gore i was referring to the terrible ROS which was a 12 rating, presumably because it was so SHIT! I was hoping to take both my children…

Well, we will surely have members here on the 16th or 17th who can try to give insight as to whether or not it will be appropriate. My guess is that they’re going to shoot for as wide a market as possible, of course.

I hope to have seen it by a similar time just to put my mind at rest.

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#883315
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What if TFA is awful?
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DominicCobb said:

DarthJezmoz said:

  1. Female protagonists Q. Haven’t we had enough of poor female characters in PT? A. Yes they added nothing!

I hope this is a joke. If not, please leave this site forever.

PT=Prequel trilogy (padme and the one that looked the same) and yes whilst they weren’t true protagonists they had a lot of wasted screen time, but on reflection the whole PT was wasted film never mind screen time. I wasn’t having a dig at Leia 😉

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#883313
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What if TFA is awful?
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DominicCobb said:

DarthJezmoz said:

  1. Female protagonists Q. Haven’t we had enough of poor female characters in PT? A. Yes they added nothing!

I hope this is a joke. If not, please leave this site forever.

PT=Prequel trilogy (padme and the one that looked the same) and yes whilst they weren’t true protagonists they had a lot of wasted screen time, but on reflection the whole PT was so so far from the OT. I wasn’t having a dig at Leia 😉

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#883302
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What if TFA is awful?
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There are already big warning signs for me

  1. The BB8 droid…Q. needed? A. No, we already have R2.

  2. Some of the creatures. Q. Its got Simon peg inside it so its cool. A. I don’t care and i’m not interested in celebs.

  3. Space ships battling above land (as seen in trailer) Q. Star Wars? A. Yes, indicates battles in SPACE.

  4. The title Q. couldn’t you think of anything else. A. The Force never went to sleep you thick c***

  5. Female protagonists Q. Haven’t we had enough of poor female characters in PT? A. Yes they added nothing!

  6. No Sith? Q: Isn’t there a darkside in Star Wars A. No, not anymore we have a new baddy though who like Siths WTF!!

So I fear a rehash of ANH and a bad one at that…Personally I’d rather see a release of the De-specialised versions!

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#883296
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Star Wars: Episode VII to be directed by J.J. Abrams **NON SPOILER THREAD**
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towne32 said:

It is PG-13. This was announced a day or so after JJ said they had nothing left to do but color tweaking.

It was rated a week or two ago, but there were TV spots that came out after the rating still said not yet rated, presumably due to when they were produced.

I don’t know anything about UK ratings systems. But here, anyone can see a PG-13 film with a guardian present. It’s just that a bunch of 11 year olds can’t walk in by themselves, in theory (they probably can in reality). PG-13 did not exist during the OT years. It was made to find a middle ground when Temple of Doom came out, if I recall. The rating is fine by me, and certainly doesn’t indicate what I would consider “gore”.

By gore i was referring to the terrible ROS which was a 12 rating, presumably because it was so SHIT! I was hoping to take both my children…

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#883287
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Star Wars: Episode VII to be directed by J.J. Abrams **NON SPOILER THREAD**
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Is it me or are they missing a massive trick? Correct me if I’m wrong but its not been rated yet. BUT I attempted to prebook the seats for the cinema and only adult,senior and student came up as options!! This makes me believe that it is going to rated 12 in the Uk?? Which takes all their market out, why sell toys and merchandise when the kids can’t even see the film??? Not counting the terrible prequels the OT was U rating, if they are adding gore in just to make the film darker then they are on the wrong track!

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#699385
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Do you think Disney will release the unaltered versions for DVD and blue ray?
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I honestly think they will never be seen again (restored), the only option is the old vhs versions/laser disc version and the 2006 'limited edition'  Bonus disc or Gout as you guys call it. I would really love to see HD versions of the OT and see all the SE and prequels destroyed (I cringe every time I see these films/characters). My only fear is what is yet to come (in terms of even worse films) and the fact that 'Princess Leia' will ultimately become a 'Disney princess'.  However ,I am interested in seeing fan HD versions but cannot for love nor money find the despecialised version anywhere???

Nooooooo