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#113820
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Video Games - a general discussion thread
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This was just too good to not post. From Wired...

Call It the PlayStation Porn-Able

Forget Final Fantasy -- the real killer app for Sony's new PlayStation Portable handheld could be a different kind of fantasy altogether.

Two Japanese publishers of adult DVD video have announced plans to release a selection of their top titles on Sony's Universal Media Disc, or UMD, format, which is currently supported exclusively by the PSP, next month. These aren't shady gray-market items: The eight video discs will be officially licensed by Sony and carry the PSP logo on the package.

Don't laugh. If Sony truly wants UMD to become the standard in portable media storage, adult videos could be a big help.

The videos, published by hmp and Glay'z (explicit adult content), will debut next month. Prices range from 1,925 to 3,800 yen (about $18 to $35). Though other UMD videos have been region-coded, the back-of-the-package artwork for the Glay'z videos suggests that they will work in any PSP machine regardless of region.

Since the PSP's Japanese launch last December, about 15 UMD videos have been released, with content ranging from feature films like Spider-Man 2 to music videos and episodes of animation. Over the next two months, the release schedule (in Japanese) will ramp up considerably, with episodes from the giant-robot animation series Gundam as well as feature films like Kung Fu Hustle and Starsky and Hutch.

Not to mention Big-Breasted Nurse Mitsu Amai. And Anna Kaneshiro: High-Class Soap Mistress. Or Lolita Pick-Up Special 5. The videos cover a wide variety of fetishes, from schoolgirls to bondage to nurses to "massage parlors" (for which "soap" is the not-so-secret Japanese code word).

Though the pursuit of the adult video market might seem odd, it's often the path to success for a new media format. Porn has traditionally been a big draw for early adopters and mass-market acceptance. A November 1996 essay in an Indiana University School of Law publication found this to be true -- and in the process illustrated how Sony was once on the losing end of the porn-tech curve.

When home video recorders were the next big thing, the VHS format won out over Sony's higher-quality Betamax. Why? Because the adult film industry embraced VHS. Some say Sony refused to license the technology to pornographers, but the more likely explanation is that the one-hour recording time of the Betamax tapes wasn't long enough for feature films of any nature.

The DVD format benefited from porn, too -- this time because of the ability to skip scenes, jumping past all the (assuredly Shakespearian) dialogue and going directly to the good parts. And because the success of Sony's PlayStation 2 is greatly attributed to the fact that it was by far the cheapest DVD player in Japan when it launched in 2000, that means the PS2 also has the massive Japanese adult video market to thank, at least in part, for its dominance.

But VHS and DVD are viewed in the privacy of one's own home. Will handheld porn on the go be acceptable? In some ways, it already is -- the exec squeezed up next to you on the Tokyo subway is just as likely to be reading a sexually explicit comic book as he is a financial newspaper. It's also not uncommon to find arcade games in public places that feature pornographic video clips (as a reward for beating the computer at mah-jongg, for example).

But it's new to see the sort of hard-core content found on these UMD videos on a personal gaming console. Yes, explicit animated sex games make up the vast majority of Japan's personal computer gaming market, but these games rarely make it to consoles like the PlayStation 2 and Sega Dreamcast, and when they do, the sex scenes have been removed.

That's not to say that game consoles don't have their share of erotic content -- like Sony's own line of interactive PS2 games featuring swimsuit models -- but these don't even feature nudity.

And as violent as we like our video games in the United States, sexual content is nearly taboo. The Entertainment Software Rating Board does have an Adults Only, or AO, classification for game software, but exceptionally few games have ever been released with this rating.

As much as Sony stresses that the PSP is a "convergence device," everybody knows it's really a game machine. And, at least in America, there's still a strong sense that game machines are for kids. Even if AO-rated games were released in any quantity, traditional game retailers wouldn't stock them for fear of parental reprisal.

So even though sales of UMD videos have taken off in the United States -- the films Resident Evil: Apocalypse and House of Flying Daggers have sold more than 100,000 copies each since their April releases -- it's unlikely we'll see porn with the PSP logo in the states.

And it's also reasonable to expect that no such content will ever appear on a Nintendo system in any country, as the company strives to maintain a family-friendly image worldwide. So adult UMDs are one thing the PSP has that the competing Nintendo DS, which is currently outselling the PSP, probably never will.

Whether UMD porn will be the shot in the arm that the PSP needs (and whether that shot will be delivered by a big-breasted nurse) remains to be seen. But history says it can only help.
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#113877
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24 show on fox
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Originally posted by: ADigitalMan
Then with CSI ... all these shows (including House, of all things) have these train-of-thought camera shots that give the perspective of some inanimate object. The Simpsons gave a really good rip on this last month with Wiggum's "perspective gun" from the future.


They did it again this past week with Wiggum investigating Bart's kidnapping and we get the CSI-eye view from inside the soda can. Cracked me up.
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#113486
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Can the Ewoks be cut out?
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These aren't actual scenes, but they'd be fun all the same...


Paploo runs up to a Stormtrooper with a fully-armed Wicket beside him...

"Say 'ello to my leeettle friend!"


Wicket walks up to a whimpering Stormtrooper...

"Ezekiel 25:17... the path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men..."


I'll think of more, I promise.
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#113234
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Mac + Intel = iFlicks?
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I'm okay with it actually. Some are griping. But, when you weigh the positives, it becomes clear that this is a good thing...

1. Motorola really dropped the ball on making processor chips. The chip division is practically defunct. Leaving Motorola was something that Apple/Jobs wanted to do a couple years ago but never happened.

2. The chips will be cheaper because they come from a company that specializes in them. This may translate to lower prices on Mac hardware.

3. This will make Macs even more compatible with PC networks than they already are which means that IT people can quit their whining about integrating their networks.

4. iFlicks? Hell yes!
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#113181
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Mac + Intel = iFlicks?
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Have you all read this one? From the Cult of Mac blog.

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Apple Shifting To Intel, For Hollywood's Sake
The weather's absolutely beautiful here in San Francisco but I blew the entire weekend in front of the computer (again) trying to figure out Apple's purported move to Intel.

At first, it was just too hard to believe, and I dismissed it as nonsense, but two serious news organizations are reporting it as a done deal (News.com and WSJ), and on Sunday morning a couple of things fell into place making it look a lot more plausible.

I guess Apple will move to Intel, and they're relying on a fast, seamless emulator to do it.

But it's really about Hollywood: Apple's looking to transform the movie industry the same way the iPod and iTunes changed the music business.

As initially reported, there a couple of big problems with Apple moving to Intel. The biggest is shifting all the Mac software to a new platform. Apple apparently mulled moving to Intel a few years ago, when Motorola's chip development fell woefully behind, but Steve Jobs nixed it because of the massive disruption it would cause developers.

What's new this time is a fast, transparent, universal emulator from Transitive, a Silicon Valley startup.

Transitive's QuickTransit allows any software to run on any hardware with no performance hit, or so the company claims.

The techology automatically kicks in when necessary, and supports high-end 3D graphics. It was developed by Alasdair Rawsthorne, the chap at right.

When I wrote about the software for Wired News last fall, the company had PowerBooks and Windows laptops running Linux software, including Quake III, with no performance lag whatsoever.

If Apple has licensed QuickTransit for an Intel-powered Mac, all current applications should just work, no user or developer intervention required.

Programmers could port their software to the new platform slowly and steadily, and the shift would be as relatively painless as the recent move from OS 9 to OS X, which, of course, relied on emulation in the Classic environment.

But why would Apple do this? Because Apple wants Intel's new Pentium D chips.

Released just few days ago, the dual-core chips include a hardware copy protection scheme that prevents "unauthorized copying and distribution of copyrighted materials from the motherboard," according to PC World.

Apple -- or rather, Hollywood -- wants the Pentium D to secure an online movie store (iFlicks if you will), that will allow consumers to buy or rent new movies on demand, over the Internet.

According to News.com, the Intel transition will occur first in the summer with the Mac mini, which I'll bet will become a mini-Tivo-cum-home-server.

Hooked to the Internet, it will allow movies to be ordered and stored, and if this News.com piece is correct, loaded onto the video iPod that's in the works.

Intel's DRM scheme has been kept under wraps -- to prevent giving clues to crackers -- but the company has said it will allow content to be moved around a home network, and onto suitably-equipped portable devices.

And that's why the whole Mac platform has to shift to Intel. Consumers will want to move content from one device to another -- or one computer to another -- and Intel's DRM scheme will keep it all nicely locked down.

Presumably, Jobs used his Pixar moxie to persuade Hollywood to get onboard, and they did so because the Mac platform is seen as small and isolated -- just as it was when the record labels first licensed music to iTunes. The new Mac/Intel platform will be a relatively isolated test bed for the digital distribution of movies and video.

Will current Mac users like this new locked-down platform? I doubt it, which I guess is why it's going into consumer devices first.

In the PC industry, Apple lost the productivity/office era to Microsoft, but it's trying to get the jump on the next big thing: the entertainment/creativity era, and it's going to drag it users, even if they're kicking and screaming, with it.
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#113169
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Beer: Revisited
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Originally posted by: Kingsama
first off colt .45 is malt liquor not beer,

second off have you not seen the chappelle shows "Sam Jackson" adds? i cant watch Samuel L. do anything with out hearing"MMMMmmmmmMMMMM it'll get you drunk" running through my head...


Good point on the malt liquor. Wasn't thinking.

Have not seen the Chappelle ads. Will have to check them out.
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#113094
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Beer: Revisited
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Originally posted by: Mackey256
It's like you guys read my mind and combined the two forums I go to. Beer and Star Wars. Man is this heaven?


But Billy Dee Williams (Lando) was the first to combine the two ideas with his shilling for Colt .45 soon after his appearances in the SW OT. I was hoping for them to play this up in the PT with Mace kicking back with some Colt in the Jedi Council Chambers with a Twi'lek chorusline singing "Mace! You daaaaaamn right!"
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#112686
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MANGLER BROS., INC. IS NOW CLOSED HERE
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Originally posted by: GundarkHunter
GundarkHunter is the official legal counsel of Mangler Bros(tm) Inc, and as such, will not represent Shimraa under any circumstances. To do so would be a conflict of interest and would require the consent of the Mangler Bros in order to take place, which frankly, ain't gonna happen.


And the good thing is, he is now a real lawyer! He gradumatated. Woo hoo! Congrats, lawman!

"Law don't go 'round here, savvy?"
-Ike Clanton, "Tombstone"
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#112783
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All the actors who played the Emperor???
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Originally posted by: Cyberdave
So they simply changed the voice for the newer V but not the visuals.


Actually, not quite. They changed both the voice and the visuals for Palpatine in ESB. The original Emperor is far less clear to see. The face is lurking under the shadow of the hood far more than the visual of the Emperor in the 2004 DVDs.

This is the pre-2004 Emperor as he appeared in ESB...



This is the 2004 DVD edition...

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#112743
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Beer: Revisited
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I will have to see what I can do to get a hold of that, Kingsama.

Simon, yes the Google ads did show Beer ads (alongside SW ads). As I type, the top banner shows "Download Episode III," "Darth Vader's Clubhouse," "Darth Vader Costume," and "Genuine Guinness Gear." It looks as though Vader has good taste in brew.