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#80474
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The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
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I coulda told you I wasn't Satan. You're barking up the wrong tree. I think you'd have better luck digitizing Motti's name.

And don't worry, I kinda do the same thing with numbers. I'll add the numerical representation of a letter (A=1, B=2, etc.) to come up with other letters to see what words can be spelled with other words. The sad thing is that, by the time I've figured out some other word, I tend to forget what I started with. Damn.

Is your bunny's name Harvey as well?
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#80475
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General DVD Talk
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I would have to see Anchorman again to decide which I like better. I've seen Elf a few times now, but Anchorman only once while it was in theaters. But I remember really digging on his broadcast cronies - Paul Rudd (Friends), Steve Carrell (Daily Show and Bruce Almighty), and David Koechner (Out Cold). They, together with Farrell, made the movie. They all had a pretty good chemistry.
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#80403
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Jokes thread : Reloaded
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Okay, here's one my brother sent me. Granted it was originally written from the point of view of Colin Farrell, I have adapted it for this forum...

How to Cook a Turkey
from the motti_soL Culinary Institute

Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out!