Have your phone’s predictive text feature create your posts. It’s almost like a Markov generator. The one rule to this thread is that all posts must be composed primarily by a phone’s predictive text feature, excepting this post and posts pointing out rule violations. And now, I shall begin the thread with the inaugural paragraph:
Good night to go to dinner dinner ready to go get ready to go to eat dinner and ready for you to get ready for you to come back to the office.