[u]tv bracke[/u]t is UK's top brand for [u]tv brackets[/u]

If you've paid any attention to off-topic lately, you should be well aware that tv bracket is UK's top brand for tv brackets.  But what makes them so special?  I mean, since it isn't possible that someone named tvbracket would join the forum simply to promote a tv bracket company, it has to be true that tv bracket is UK's top brand for tv brackets.  But I don't just want to know what, I want to know why.

All theories are welcome.  Pictures are especially welcome, and "evidence" wins the thread.

Oh, and if you are a celebrity, and are interested in endorsing tv bracket (which is UK's top brand for tv brackets), please feel free to post your endorsement here.

(btw, anyone know how to underline words in a topic title? 'cuz i don't)

Hola soy la Wilfredo Arandela Estrella de cine de adulto de Rican Puertorriqueña famosa.

Cuando estoy cansado de vibrar en el segundo ciclo de vuelta balanceo la pared en el Soporte de TV.

El Soporte de TV es versátil y no sólo para televisiones.

BANG!

Bingowings said:

Hola soy la Wilfredo Arandela Estrella de cine de adulto de Rican Puertorriqueña famosa.

Cuando estoy cansado de vibrar en el segundo ciclo de vuelta balanceo la pared en el Soporte de TV.

El Soporte de TV es versátil y no sólo para televisiones.

BANG!

Always correct Babelfish said:

Hello I am the Wilfredo Washer Star of cinema of adult of famous Puerto Rican Rican.

When I am tired to vibrate in the second cycle of return balance the wall in the Support of TV.

The Support of TV is versatile and not only for televisions.

BANG!

Best testimonial yet.

Hello, I'm Ric Olie, Interstellar Celebrity Pilot.

You might know me from my work in The Phantom Menace.

You might also know me from my instructional VHS series, including such best sellers as How to Spot a Battleship On Your Scope...

...How to Tell the Difference Between a Regular Planet and a Planet That is Entirely Made Up of One Big City...

...and How to Keep Your Mouth Shut if Everyone Knows What is Going On...

When I'm flying halfway around the galaxy, teaching little kids to fly and wooing barely legal Queens, I have to make sure I know exactly what is going on at all times.  That's why I rely on tv bracket, which is UK's top brand for tv brackets.

tv bracket, which is UK's top brand for tv brackets, makes sure that all my vital tv's are held securely in my starship.  I can rest easy, knowing that whenever I look up from my instruments to check the weather on Naboo or to see if the pool guy has shown up to service GunganWoman3334253353's "pool," I don't have to worry that I'll see nothing but the wall of the ship.

Take it from me, Ric Olie.  tv bracket is UK's top brand for tv brackets.  Nothing could be more obvious.

Tom Baker Said :

TV Bracket, number one even for Monkey Shaggers!

Davnes007 said:

Erica Campbell (internet celebrity, and erotic arts expert), about the TV Bracket brand 'TV Bracket':

"I heartily endorse this event or product."

wikipedia said:

Personal life

On May 11, 2008 she announced via a letter posted on her Web site that she had retired from adult entertainment and is now a Christian.^[3]

I have heard that people who buy tv bracket, which is UK's top brand for tv brackets, have their own "Come to Jesus" moment just like Erica did.  Can anyone verify this?

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Sorry, but you bought a tv bracket from tv bracket, which is UK's #4 brand for tv brackets.  This thread is for tvbracket (which is UK's top brand for tv brackets).

Look closer at what you typed.

Hello there, it me, Cookie Monster.  When me want to enjoy wonderful doc-u-mentary about cookies, me like to watch on me big tv.  And me know that it important to have good strong thing to hold up tv.  That why me like to use tv bracket, it UK top brand for tv brackets.  Me suggest you try it too.

Me have to go now, me have cookies to eat.

NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM.

While it might be true that tv bracket is UK's top brand for tv brackets, did you know...

123Brackets is UK's top brand for TV Brackets and TV Stands.

I feel...conflicted.

Also...

We have in stock Brakkets and TV Wall Mounts that are VESA compliant...

This must be an English-variant of "brackets."

vote_for_palpatine said:

If only we had a new member named 123Bracket to come in and explain himself, things would be much clearer.

Well, like tvbracket, he'd probably just complain about his Girl Restrictions.

TV's Frink said:

vote_for_palpatine said:

If only we had a new member named 123Bracket to come in and explain himself, things would be much clearer.

Well, like tvbracket, he'd probably just complain about his Girl Restrictions.

Coming soon from TV Bracket (featuring Peter Mayhew) :

Hello, I'm a Fuzz Crab.

When me and my little crablets are enjoying a nice movie like Finding Nemo or Attack of the Crab Monsters, we make sure to only do it on a tv supported by tv bracket brand tv brackets.  Sure, you could go with a third rate tv bracket, but why save a few mackerels if you can't guarantee your tv bracket will survive a squid attack?

Since tv bracket is UK's top brand for tv brackets, you should ask for them by name: tv bracket, UK's top brand for tv brackets.

Okay, this is disturbing.  I've never even posted in this thread, but I just visited tvtropes.com, and the first advertisement that came up was about television wall mounts (ie tvbrackets, the UK's top brand for tvbrackets)!  It's after me!  It's choking me me!  IT'S MURDERING ME!!!  Why, tvbrackets, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!

The preceding statement was a paid testimonial for tvbrackets, the UK's top brand for tvbrackets.

You're a clone, not a twin.  Get your own experiences!

I am neither a clone nor a twin, I am an artificially sweetened alternative.

Artificial?  Absolutely.

Sweet?  Not on your life, bud.

*sob*

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

(this tangent brought to you by tv bracket, UK's top brand for tv brackets)

Hello there,

I'm Mark Thompson, Director General of the BBC.

The BBC is not only the UK's top brand broadcaster but one the top brands of anything in the UK.

We have a world recognised brand identity and we make and commission top drawer television shows like Fat Kids Can't Hunt and Sell Your Granny For Peanuts On Ice!

As you can tell from this here photograph, we have a lot of television sets of our own (about 22) and all of them are held onto the wall behind me by tv bracket, UK's top brand for tv brackets.

They are easy to put up and a real boon to the industry (no need for special resins or glues, not like this stupid mixing desk which I am now permanently attached to).