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[u]tv bracke[/u]t is UK's top brand for [u]tv brackets[/u]

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If you've paid any attention to off-topic lately, you should be well aware that tv bracket is UK's top brand for tv brackets.  But what makes them so special?  I mean, since it isn't possible that someone named tvbracket would join the forum simply to promote a tv bracket company, it has to be true that tv bracket is UK's top brand for tv brackets.  But I don't just want to know what, I want to know why.

All theories are welcome.  Pictures are especially welcome, and "evidence" wins the thread.

Oh, and if you are a celebrity, and are interested in endorsing tv bracket (which is UK's top brand for tv brackets), please feel free to post your endorsement here.

(btw, anyone know how to underline words in a topic title? 'cuz i don't)

Episode I: The Ridiculous Menace / Episode II: Attack Of The Ridiculousness / Episode III: Revenge of the Ridiculousness

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Hello. I'm vote_for_palpatine. Besides the time I spend posting at OriginalTrilogy.com, I am also one of the world's premier slingshotsmen. And when I'm drawing back the stone under a glaring sun, I can't afford to have my lips chap. Every second is precious.

That's why when I want to watch TV, I turn to the UK's number one brand for tv brackets - tv bracket.

Available at any ACE, True Value, or Hardee's near you.

Want to book yourself or a guest on THE VFP Show? PM me!

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Wilf

Hola soy la Wilfredo Arandela Estrella de cine de adulto de Rican Puertorriqueña famosa.

Cuando estoy cansado de vibrar en el segundo ciclo de vuelta balanceo la pared en el Soporte de TV.

El Soporte de TV es versátil y no sólo para televisiones.

BANG!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6Dp2OfIT_M

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Bingowings said:

Wilf

Hola soy la Wilfredo Arandela Estrella de cine de adulto de Rican Puertorriqueña famosa.

Cuando estoy cansado de vibrar en el segundo ciclo de vuelta balanceo la pared en el Soporte de TV.

El Soporte de TV es versátil y no sólo para televisiones.

BANG!

Always correct Babelfish said:

Hello I am the Wilfredo Washer Star of cinema of adult of famous Puerto Rican Rican.

When I am tired to vibrate in the second cycle of return balance the wall in the Support of TV.

The Support of TV is versatile and not only for televisions.

BANG!

Best testimonial yet.

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Hello, I'm Ric Olie, Interstellar Celebrity Pilot.

http://www.starwars.jp/databank/character/image/ric_olie.jpg

You might know me from my work in The Phantom Menace.

http://rickischultz.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/jar-jar-binks.jpg

You might also know me from my instructional VHS series, including such best sellers as How to Spot a Battleship On Your Scope...

http://www.fantastic-plastic.com/TradeFederationBattleshipPhoto.jpg

...How to Tell the Difference Between a Regular Planet and a Planet That is Entirely Made Up of One Big City...

http://www.mcrit.com/bcnext/info_web/personatges/experts/capel_horacio/entrevista/la_ciudad_invento_humano/la_ciudad_invento_humano_archivos/Coruscant.jpg

...and How to Keep Your Mouth Shut if Everyone Knows What is Going On...

http://www.cnm.utexas.edu/Images/not_available_collection.gif

When I'm flying halfway around the galaxy, teaching little kids to fly and wooing barely legal Queens, I have to make sure I know exactly what is going on at all times.  That's why I rely on tv bracket, which is UK's top brand for tv brackets.

https://www.123brackets.co.uk/secure/images/products/3400.jpg

tv bracket, which is UK's top brand for tv brackets, makes sure that all my vital tv's are held securely in my starship.  I can rest easy, knowing that whenever I look up from my instruments to check the weather on Naboo or to see if the pool guy has shown up to service GunganWoman3334253353's "pool," I don't have to worry that I'll see nothing but the wall of the ship.

Take it from me, Ric Olie.  tv bracket is UK's top brand for tv brackets.  Nothing could be more obvious.

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I'll buy two!

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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Davnes007 said:

Erica Campbell (internet celebrity, and erotic arts expert), about the TV Bracket brand 'TV Bracket':

Erica

"I heartily endorse this event or product."

wikipedia said:

Personal life

On May 11, 2008 she announced via a letter posted on her Web site that she had retired from adult entertainment and is now a Christian.[3]

I have heard that people who buy tv bracket, which is UK's top brand for tv brackets, have their own "Come to Jesus" moment just like Erica did.  Can anyone verify this?

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!sdrawkcab klat ylno nac I won dnA !!!DAEH ym no LLEF ti ...ylneddus nehw ,stekcarb vt rof dnarb pot s'KU ,tekcarb vt aiv detnuom si hcihw vt ym gnihctaw ,ssenisub nwo ym gnidnim saw I yadretseY .tcudorp siht esrodne TON OD I .XP3C si eman yM .iH

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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C3PX said:

!sdrawkcab klat ylno nac I won dnA !!!DAEH ym no LLEF ti ...ylneddus nehw ,stekcarb vt rof dnarb pot s'KU ,tekcarb vt aiv detnuom si hcihw vt ym gnihctaw ,ssenisub nwo ym gnidnim saw I yadretseY .tcudorp siht esrodne TON OD I .XP3C si eman yM .iH

Sorry, but you bought a tv bracket from tv bracket, which is UK's #4 brand for tv brackets.  This thread is for tvbracket (which is UK's top brand for tv brackets).

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C3PX said:

stekcarb vt rof dnarb pot s'KU ,tekcarb vt aiv detnuom si hcihw vt ym...

TV's Frink said:

...you should be well aware that tv bracket is UK's top brand for tv brackets

 

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"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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http://blogs4brownback.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/cookie-monster.jpg

Hello there, it me, Cookie Monster.  When me want to enjoy wonderful doc-u-mentary about cookies, me like to watch on me big tv.  And me know that it important to have good strong thing to hold up tv.  That why me like to use tv bracket, it UK top brand for tv brackets.  Me suggest you try it too.

Me have to go now, me have cookies to eat.

NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM.

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Okay, this is creepy.  I've never even posted in this thread, but I just visited tvtropes.com, and the first banner that popped up was about TV wall mounts (ie tvbrackets, the UK's top brand for tvbrackets)!  It's following me!  It's smothering me!  IT'S KILLING ME!!!  Why, tvbrackets, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!

The preceding statement was a paid testimonial for tvbrackets, the UK's top brand for tvbrackets.

There is no lingerie in space...

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don't exist... then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks... and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming... Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Maybe the category is "TV brackets and stands", as in, tvbracket is the number one brand for JUST brackets, but 123Brackets is the number one brand for TV brackets AND stands.

If only we had a new member named 123Bracket to come in and explain himself, things would be much clearer.

Want to book yourself or a guest on THE VFP Show? PM me!

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TV's Frink said:

vote_for_palpatine said:

If only we had a new member named 123Bracket to come in and explain himself, things would be much clearer.

Well, like tvbracket, he'd probably just complain about his Girl Restrictions.

Coming soon from TV Bracket (featuring Peter Mayhew) :

Butch Chastity And The Bundance Ranch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6Dp2OfIT_M

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/Dinkins/MS%20PAINT/LOBSTER.jpg

Hello, I'm a Fuzz Crab.

When me and my little crablets are enjoying a nice movie like Finding Nemo or Attack of the Crab Monsters, we make sure to only do it on a tv supported by tv bracket brand tv brackets.  Sure, you could go with a third rate tv bracket, but why save a few mackerels if you can't guarantee your tv bracket will survive a squid attack?

Since tv bracket is UK's top brand for tv brackets, you should ask for them by name: tv bracket, UK's top brand for tv brackets.

 

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Okay, this is disturbing.  I've never even posted in this thread, but I just visited tvtropes.com, and the first advertisement that came up was about television wall mounts (ie tvbrackets, the UK's top brand for tvbrackets)!  It's after me!  It's choking me me!  IT'S MURDERING ME!!!  Why, tvbrackets, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!

The preceding statement was a paid testimonial for tvbrackets, the UK's top brand for tvbrackets.

There are no brassieres in space

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I am neither a clone nor a twin, I am an artificially sweetened alternative.

There are no brassieres in space

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Artificial?  Absolutely.

Sweet?  Not on your life, bud.

*sob*

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

(this tangent brought to you by tv bracket, UK's top brand for tv brackets)

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Mark

Hello there,

I'm Mark Thompson, Director General of the BBC.

The BBC is not only the UK's top brand broadcaster but one the top brands of anything in the UK.

We have a world recognised brand identity and we make and commission top drawer television shows like Fat Kids Can't Hunt and Sell Your Granny For Peanuts On Ice!

As you can tell from this here photograph, we have a lot of television sets of our own (about 22) and all of them are held onto the wall behind me by tv bracket, UK's top brand for tv brackets.

They are easy to put up and a real boon to the industry (no need for special resins or glues, not like this stupid mixing desk which I am now permanently attached to).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6Dp2OfIT_M