quit wasting your time on Star Wars!

Author: RRS-1980
Date: 2-Mar-2007, 5:00 PM

Author: RRS-1980
Time: 2-Mar-2007 5:00 PM
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Every self-respecting SW fan watches the Trilogy from time to time... over and over again. It's >6hrs of your life each time!

Why not cut it down to... under a minute?

STAR WARS in 5 seconds

The EMPIRE STRIKES BACK in 5 seconds

RETURN Of The JEDI in 5 seconds

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Now, this is just another silly thing we like to watch and laugh at, but let me point out that this wasn't made "at random".

ANH has the most suspense and famous DS trench run.
ESB has Luke/Vader relationship and is clearly the best (i.e. funniest) of those 3 clips (you will see why

)
RotJ is the most "intense" (battles, explosions etc.)

I saw the original theatrical release of the Old Trilogy on the big screen and I'm proud of it...
How did I accomplish that (considering my age) is my secret...

Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 2-Mar-2007 5:27 PM
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Heh, those are great. I've seen Star Wars in 5 seconds clips before, but they're always different.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: HotRod
Time: 2-Mar-2007 5:44 PM
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Yeah, those were good man. You're right, Empire was funny!

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Author: Morbid
Time: 2-Mar-2007 6:04 PM
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- Use the Force, Luke...
- What?
WHOOOOOOOOM!
- Arrrrrrr!

Fabulous! Can't stop laughing!

Author: gnome
Time: 3-Mar-2007 3:35 AM
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LOL, Jedi is the best.

Author: Tiptup
Time: 3-Mar-2007 5:59 AM
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Hah. Those were pretty good ones. Empire was better than Star Wars, but RotJ was the best of the bunch.

My favorite one of these is still one that I saw on Youtube for Episode II though. Basically just showed Anakin and Padme rolling in the grass like retards and then it switched to Jedi running into laser fire. That's practically all you need to know to get the point of that whole movie.

"Now all Lucas has to do is make a cgi version of himself. It will be better than the original and fit his original vision." - skyjedi2005