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p0rnstars can be Jedi, too — Page 3

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My porn name = "Bubbles Putnam" *grin*

“First feel fear, then get angry. Then go with your life into the fight.” - Bill Mollison

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@ Chaltab, perhaps Shawn was feeling a bit nostalgic, and went digging through old threads. I've never seen this one before, and it is very amusing, so I am cool with it.

I am afraid my porn name would be Darth Ross. I am sure that one doesn't really do anything for the ladies...

 

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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C3PX said:

I am afraid my porn name would be Darth Ross. I am sure that one doesn't really do anything for the ladies...

I'm afraid that also means you shouldn't be allowed to name pets [without a committee]

Beau Butler right here. Dunno how 'Porn star' it sounds but it's certainly suave.

 

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Darth was a brilliant name for a black rabbit. He only lived a few months anyway. He was a really mean bunny, I think my dad might actually have killed him or taken him out into the woods and let him go. I just came home from school one day and they told me Darth was dead. :(

Lol, I have never been huge on pets, I think I said something along the lines of "Awww! What happened to him? Hmmmm... Oh well..." then I probably took off to play on my Nintendo or ride my bike or something and never though of him again for twenty some years, until one fatefull day Shawn of the Deli resurrected this thread. Had I know that one day I'd choose my pornstar name based on the name of that rabbit, I probably would have been more creative. My next rabbit's name was Yoda, he was much friendlier than Darth.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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Yeah, I'm digging up this one too since I never got to contribute.

Rosie Milwaukee.

Kind of old fashioned, no?