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I've spent some time to organize my "Star Wars related stuff" collection (because I won't be adding anything in the near future ) and by accident I found a hilarious video clip.

Before we venture any further I need to ask you - and Jay - a few questions.

First, I can't remember if it was posted here already or not? It's about 2 years old, maybe you all know it.

If you do want to see it, then I must ask Jay if I can post a link. As you can see, I'm asking first, and this thread is posted in off-topic section not without a reason.

It features a porn starlet fighting with her male co-star using lightsabers. They made a decent show - if only all fight scenes in fan-made movies were at least that good

MPAA rating = No nudity. No sex. Coarse language. Adult toys (rhymes with Bilbo Baggins ) used as lightsaber hilts.
I saw the original theatrical release of the Old Trilogy on the big screen and I'm proud of it...
How did I accomplish that (considering my age) is my secret...
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Me neither, but you never know what all those bigots may say...

Because there was no message forbiding me to do it, I assume I have "green light". Also because Bossk wanted me to do it

pr0n star saberfight

how to use this server: click this link, scroll down, click on FREE button, wait few secs, enter alphanumerical code, click on DOWNLOAD, save, play and enjoy.
I saw the original theatrical release of the Old Trilogy on the big screen and I'm proud of it...
How did I accomplish that (considering my age) is my secret...
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Shouldn't this be in the General Star Wars discussion forum?
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I JUST WATCHED THE VIDEO. IT'S PROBABLY BETTER THAT IT WAS POSTED IN THIS FORUM, BECAUSE OF THE SUBJECT MATTER. WE'VE ALWAYS WANTED THE "GENERAL SW" FORUM TO BE FAMILY FRIENDLY WHICH THIS VIDEO IS NOT. THAT SAID, THAT VIDEO IS F@#$ING HILARIOUS.

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I find it funny that you asked when we have a guy running around on this forum with a naked avatar. Everytime I see those boobs at work I have to hide the screen so I don't get in trouble.


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that thing is hilarious!
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I can't seem to download it. Would you send me the file?
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Holy hell, that was hilarious!
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According to a friend of mine, that clip is actually six years old and was the intro sequence from a movie. A porn movie, of course, but still.
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Wasn't there a John Ritter movie with a similar scene. He and another guy have glow in the dark condoms on and there's a lot of lightsabre sound effects.
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Yep... Skin Deep... that was an hilarious scene.
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Originally posted by: Bossk
According to a friend of mine, that clip is actually six years old and was the intro sequence from a movie. A porn movie, of course, but still.

According to a friend of mine, the girl's "artistic pseudonym" is Sky Lopez... or so I have been told
I saw the original theatrical release of the Old Trilogy on the big screen and I'm proud of it...
How did I accomplish that (considering my age) is my secret...
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My Theatre class chose porn star names the other day by combining our first pet's name with that of the street we grew up on.

So look out some day for: Isaac Dunwoody!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.