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Jabba was a poser who lived in his parents' basement

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If Jabba has a palace, why does he live in the dungeon? All he does is lay around in bed all day smoking space weed and hanging out with his loser friends.

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You are transparent. I see many things. I see basements within basements.

“That Darth Vader, man. Sure does love eating Jedi.”

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The more I think about RotJ, the more I think that this is actually believable, even if Jabba isn’t literally living with his parents. As far as we know, Jabba may not have any actual power in the galaxy. Maybe he’s just been set up for life by his wealthy family, who have given him his own desert hangout and enough spare money to give him the illusion of real power.

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Haha, like some of those ridiculous Saudi princes you see in the news from time to time. That’s actually a hilarious idea and I love it!

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I used to imagine Jabba’s sexual preference for humanoid females was a source of consternation for the rest of his family, so they put him away on an insignificant backwater planet to avoid further embarrassment.