Did hot.like.C3PX leave you hanging? No answer to your question? Bad advice?
Well, fret no more. I won't leave you hanging. I'll answer your question. And I'll give bad advice.
Who's first?
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Ric Olie said:
Sluggo said:
This thread confuses me. Some of you people don't make sense.
Dear hot.like.C3PX,
I'm starting to hear voices in my head again. The one I will call "Sluggo" is confusing me. Should I wash my hair more?
Uncertainly Yours,
Ric Olie
I never got an answer!
Dear hot.like.olie,
Should I wash my hair more?
Hopefully Yours,
Ric Olie
Dear Ric,
You should definitely wash your hair more. That way it can be as luxurious as mine.
Sincerely,
hot.like.olie
Dear Ric, isn't this taking things a bit far?
A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em
Dear bkev,
It sounds like you could use a Total Biscuit Brand Biscuit.
Sincerely,
hot.like.olie
Mmmm, biscuits...
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
Dear Ric,
Are you currently wearing a hat made of tinfoil?
Sincerely,
Johnny Ringo
Dear Johnny Ringo,
If you look closely, you'll see my hat is made of bacon. You never know when you might need breakfast.
Sincerely,
hot.like.olie
Dear Warbler,
Yes, you are correct. Bald men are indeed very handsome.
Sincerely,
hot.like.olie
but I didn't ask that. I didn't ask anything.
Dear Warbler,
No, I wouldn't do that. I'd consider something more appropriate, like pancakes.
Sincerely,
hot.like.olie
Dear hot.like.biscuits...olie.biscuits...hot.biscuits...C3POlie,
What the hell is going on here in the off-topic section? What's your take on BisQuick? And why am I asking these questions?
Sincerely,
vfp
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Dear vote_for_palpatine,
1) The off-topic section is being overrun by Total Biscuits
2) BisQuick is obviously inferior to Total Biscuit Brand Biscuits
3) You seek greater knowledge
Sincerely,
hot.like.olie
Hmm, I feel like my blog/advice thread has had the thunder stolen from it, but then again, this is kind of how my thread started so I can't complain.
"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape
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"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape
Dear C3PX,
If you want to ask a question using punctuation only, I would suggest using "?" instead of "."
Sincerely,
hot.like.olie
Dear hot.like.olie,
A "friend of mine" wants to know if he should eat square biscuits...or diamond shaped biscuits? He has an odd fetish that involves biscuits and laserdisc players, and I...errrr, "he" would greatly appreciate any advice you can give.
Thanx,
-Dave....and my "friend".
Star Wars Episode XXX: Erica Strikes Back
If you want Nice, go to France
Dear Dave and "friend,"
Total Biscuit Brand Biscuits come in all shapes and sizes, otherwise they could not claim to be the "Total Biscuit." However, I see from your picture that you would enjoy a certain biscuit that I can't mention on a family site. I'm guessing your "friend" would enjoy it too. Do you by any chance know bubalove?
Sincerely,
hot.like.olie
Ric Olie said:
Dear Warbler,
No, I wouldn't do that. I'd consider something more appropriate, like pancakes.
Sincerely,
hot.like.olie
I give up.
Warbler said:
I give up.
Dear Warbler,
Please don't give up. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. If you don't like pancakes, there are plenty of other options. Eggs, sausage, french toast, bacon, cereal, yogurt, oatmeal...and of course, Total Biscuit Brand Biscuits.
Sincerely,
hot.like.olie
Dear hot.like.olie,
Is it possible to receive total brocoli biscuit ?
Your fa... You know who.
The EMPIRE STRIKES BACK Score: "All-Sourced" Restoration & Sonic Achievement.
Dear Imposter,
Don't be a Total Biscuit.
However, in order to help everyone else out, I'll just quickly mention that you should try Total Biscuit's new Broccoli Biscuits. They'll turn your neighbors green with envy.
Insincerely,
hot.like.olie
Ric Olie said:
...They'll turn your neighbors green with envy.
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
Dear xhonzi,
I see you are new here. Welcome! May I kindly suggest that you stuff it? Preferably with a Total Biscuit Brand Biscuit?
Sincerely,
hot.like.olie