Dear C3PX:
You don't start threads here anymore. You're a regular and post a lot, but you don't actually start any threads now.
Apparently you used to, and some of them have been resurrected recently.
Did you notice this happened and why?
Sincerely,
Posting in Pottersville
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
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"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
Dear Ric Olie,
The best things in life are free, but my services are not one of them.
Sincerely,
hot.like.C3PX
Dear Fink,
CUT IT OFF, QUICK! BEFORE IT SPREADS!
Sincerely,
hot.like.C3PX
Dear "Posting in Pottersville" from the planet of Naboo,
I hadn't noticed this. I will have my staff research the matter and get back to you.
Sincerely,
hot.like.C3PX
"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape
C3PX said:
Dear Ric Olie,
The best things in life are free, but my services are not one of them.
Sincerly,
hot.like.C3PX
Dear hot.like.C3PX,
Are you saying your services are not the best? Perhaps I should inquire with a different hot.like.(fill in the blank) service.
Somewhat Questionably Yours,
Ric Olie
Dear Fink,
CUT IT OFF, QUICK! BEFORE IT SPREADS!
Sincerly,
hot.like.C3PX
Dear hot.like.CP3S,
I CAN'T! ALL I HAVE IS A SPOON!
Painfully Yours,
TV's Frink
Dear Ric,
Allow me to clarify, my services are good but they are not free.
Sincerely,
hot.like.C3PX
Dear Fink,
The spoon will do in a pinch, you'll just have to use more muscle.
Sincerely,
hot.like.C3PX
"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape
C3PX said:
Dear Ric,
Allow me to clarify, my services are good but they are not free.
Sincerely,
hot.like.C3PX
Dear hot.like.C3PX,
I'm sorry, but I've forgotten what services we were discussing. Could you post a picture?
Biscuitly Yours,
Ric Olie
C3PX said:
Dear Fink,
The spoon will do in a pinch, you'll just have to use more muscle.
Sincerely,
hot.like.C3PX
If I may interject, pinching might work wonders as well, but quite a bit of pressure is required to get the desired results.
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
This thread confuses me. Some of you people don't make sense.
Sluggo said:
This thread confuses me. Some of you people don't make sense.
Dear hot.like.C3PX,
I'm starting to hear voices in my head again. The one I will call "Sluggo" is confusing me. Should I wash my hair more?
Uncertainly Yours,
Ric Olie
If you have slugs in your hair, you should definitely wash.
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
HERP DERP
A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em
Dear hot.like.CP3S,
I didn't mean to post, sort of. How can I make it up to you?
Identity Confusedly Yours,
TV's Frink
Gaffer Tape said:
If you have slugs in your hair, you should definitely wash.
bkev said:
As long as your hair's not Rastafarian dreads, it's probably okay.
What is this, the hot.like.everyone thread? I think I'll wait for advice from the master, thank you very much.
oh wait, this is the second time I've done this. Oops.
A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em
Until further notice, hot.like.C3PX will not be dispensing any more advice. Things have just gotten too silly and hot.like.C3PX is beginning to feel that he and his advice are not being taken seriously.
Sincerely,
Staff
"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape
Great. Thanks a lot, Ric. You're more than a Total Biscuit. You're the Biscuit to end all Biscuits.
C3PX said:
hot.like.C3PX is beginning to feel that he and his advice are not being taken seriously.
C3PX said:This is going to be sorta my blog thread where I talk about my mundane life as a young Canadian female college student.
A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em
bkev said:
I'VE BEEN LIED TO AGAIN. C3, you're a biscuit.
Er....What kind of biscuit? It's important to clarify this sort of thing.
The thread is defeated! Ric FTW!
http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/hotlikeolie-Presents-The-hotlikeolie-Advice-Thread-Sponsored-By-Total-Biscuit-Brand-Biscuits/topic/11114/
bkev said:
C3PX said:
hot.like.C3PX is beginning to feel that he and his advice are not being taken seriously.
C3PX said:This is going to be sorta my blog thread where I talk about my mundane life as a young Canadian female college student.
I'VE BEEN LIED TO AGAIN. C3, you're a biscuit.
I know this is a joke thread but try to be consistent.
I was actually having fun at another forum member in that second quote, the original hot.like.Fire, who, from what I gathered was a young Canadian college student (or maybe she was just in HS). She started her hot.like.Fire thread to make fun of internet blogs, and I started this one making fun of her making fun of internet blogs. It is all very complicated. Now even more so that Ric Ollie has made a thread making fun of this one.
"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape
Ho ho ho... it's complicated.
A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em
C3PX said:
I was actually having fun at another forum member in that second quote, the original hot.like.Fire, who, from what I gathered was a young Canadian college student (or maybe she was just in HS). She started her hot.like.Fire thread to make fun of internet blogs, and I started this one making fun of her making fun of internet blogs. It is all very complicated. Now even more so that Ric Ollie has made a thread making fun of this one.
I saw your swimsuit picture on the first page, and I was working up the nerve to ask you out. Now I'll never find love...unless you know who the lovely lady in the picture is, of course.
And I'm not making fun. I needed someone to tell me if I should wash my hair.
Ric, I got that picture off a website that specialized in clothing for plus sized women. I think I used the search terms "swimsuit" and "XXL" in google's image search. Maybe you can find the same picture and contact the company that runs the website and find out who the model was. Hope this helps.
As for your hair, when in doubt: Lather. Rinse. Repeat. Doing this once a day ought to keep your hair in fairly good shape.
"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape
Hooray!
I've got a date with an angel! I'll let you know how it goes. And I'll wash my hair.
Well, it went really poorly. I worked up a real nice lather, but I hadn't turned the water on yet. When I opened my eyes to find the shower controls, I got the shampoo in them (my eyes, not the controls). I stumbled out of the shower stall, wandered the house in blinding pain for a few hours, and eventually passed out.
I woke up two days later and missed the date :-(