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hot like fire thread — Page 53

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Ha Just doing my bit for this wonderful place. And to give my worldly advice on all things female (had a lot of practice over the years)
And to cheer myself up on this miserable, cold, wet day.

http://www.facebook.com/DirtyWookie

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Holly bit me today. She was surprised because i didn't bleed.
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Oh yeah I talked to catherine today she said it was because her 59 gallon fish tank broke. And there was water all over the place.
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Yeah but I bet you were never bit by a short girl.
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Well, my friend, you just lost a bet.
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Originally posted by: sean wookie
Yeah but I bet you were never bit by a short girl.


No, but I've slapped on the arse and called a bitch by a big fat girl, does that count?

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What about a big, hard, built-like-a-man gangsta girl? Because I can relate to that.

War does not make one great.

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what about a 5 foot 100 piound girl trying to beat you up.
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Probably. I know a lot of people that have tried.
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i slap guys in the bum all the time. esp in the bar. and they love it.

~* you know you love me... xoxo *~

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it does indeed, you just have to do it at the right time, and in the right way.

slap and run, or slap and point to the next guy if she looks angry when she turns around hahaha.
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Your Seduction Style: Sex Pot
http://images.blogthings.com/whatkindofseducerareyouquiz/sex-pot.jpg

Tradionally known as a "siren", "rake", or "femme fatale." You exude sensuality.
And while your sexiness is part of what makes you an incredible seducer...
Your ability to make others feel sexy is what really makes your seduction skills shine.

Most people don't feel attractive or desired enough - a need which you tap into.
You have the ultimate sex appeal, and getting attention from you is a total self esteem boost.
Your confidence is contagious, and you help others unleash their own sexuality.

Your sex pot seduction skills are so intoxicating that you can get away with... well, almost murder.
Lovers feel like your sensuality is in your blood, so it's only natural if you flirt a little.
And if you stray, that might be okay as well - as long as you make your lover still feel hot.
What Kind of Seducer Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofseducerareyouquiz/

OMG i always wanted to be a Siren of Treasure Island!!! HAHHA
but no seriously this totally describes me, as i was saying to tracy on the phone last night "get rid of those negative feelings cuz somebody out there WANTS TO FUCK YOU!!"

~* you know you love me... xoxo *~

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hey dayv, long time to talk. how are things?

~* you know you love me... xoxo *~

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Originally posted by: Hot.like.fire
Your Seduction Style: Sex Pot
http://images.blogthings.com/whatkindofseducerareyouquiz/sex-pot.jpg

Tradionally known as a "siren", "rake", or "femme fatale." You exude sensuality.
And while your sexiness is part of what makes you an incredible seducer...
Your ability to make others feel sexy is what really makes your seduction skills shine.

Most people don't feel attractive or desired enough - a need which you tap into.
You have the ultimate sex appeal, and getting attention from you is a total self esteem boost.
Your confidence is contagious, and you help others unleash their own sexuality.

Your sex pot seduction skills are so intoxicating that you can get away with... well, almost murder.
Lovers feel like your sensuality is in your blood, so it's only natural if you flirt a little.
And if you stray, that might be okay as well - as long as you make your lover still feel hot.
What Kind of Seducer Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofseducerareyouquiz/

OMG i always wanted to be a Siren of Treasure Island!!! HAHHA
but no seriously this totally describes me, as i was saying to tracy on the phone last night "get rid of those negative feelings cuz somebody out there WANTS TO FUCK YOU!!"


holy shit that does do a good job of discribing you.
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haha i showed tracy the link to this site last night and she laughed sooo hard cuz she was like "omg that is totally you, oozing with sexuality" and i was like "i know i'm a biohazard!"

actually when i wanted to get a tattoo, i wanted to get the biohazard symbol right below where i'd normally wear ultra low rise pants. haha i still think its funny. esp if i was pregnant, and had to get a c-section and they found the tattoo right there... lol

~* you know you love me... xoxo *~

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Hahaha that would be very funny, you should get it stamped on you ass.
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nah i think having it somewhere *else* would be funnier than on my ass. lol

"It's funny how a man only thinks about the *beep*
You got a real big heart, but I'm looking at your *beep*
You got real big brains, but I'm looking at your *beep*
Girl, there ain't no pain in me looking at your *beep*"....

..."I don't give a *beep*
Keep looking at my *beep*
'Cause it don't mean a thing if you're looking at my *beep*
I'm a do my thing while you're playin with your *beep* ha-ha-haha-ha"

~* you know you love me... xoxo *~