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hot like fire thread — Page 18

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Well, burp pukes gone wrong in one thread and crap in this one. Good thing my stomach isn't too weak.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Originally posted by: sybeman
Originally posted by: Shimraa
hey you know what they were going to call the conservative party when it formed, i jsut remeber the accronime for it was CRAP, it was the conservative, republican something party.


Canadian
Conservative
Reform
Alliance
Party


Notice that they've been the Reform Party, the Alliance Party, and the Conservative Party? They just added them all together.


LOL yes thats correct, hahaha
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Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
Well, burp pukes gone wrong in one thread and crap in this one. Good thing my stomach isn't too weak.


Don't forget about Stinky-Dinkins' post about wanting to lick LSD off of Shimraa's butt.
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LOL yeah i dont know why he would want to do that.
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Well, that's just kinda hot, so it's okay.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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ummm yeah ill predent you didnt say that
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Obviously I'm not alone!!!!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Originally posted by: sybeman
Mmm....LSD....


Indeed. *drools at the thought*
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Originally posted by: sybeman
You're never alone with LSD!


Aaaaah! I'm covered in spiders!!!!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
Originally posted by: sybeman
You're never alone with LSD!


Aaaaah! I'm covered in spiders!!!!


*knocks them off with a whip*
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An Ode to LSD

LSD, for you and me.
LSD, I can see three
Let
Sally
Die!
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But they're my I'll-never-be-alone spiders!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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I'd knock the corn out of Hot Like Fire's asshole with a billy club.

WHAP WHAP WHAP!

It's rainin' corn. Hallelujah.

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Sweet! Where the hell did Stinky come from?
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Geniuses may get tired, but then they return when they're not so tired. It's a hypothesis I'm developing.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Originally posted by: sybeman
An Ode to LSD

LSD, for you and me.
LSD, I can see three
Let
Sally
Die!


One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all
Go ask Alice
When she's ten feet tall

And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall
Tell'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call
Call Alice
When she was just small

When men on the chessboard
get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving low
Go ask Alice
I think she'll know

When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's off with her head
Remember what the doormouse said:
"Feed your Head
Feed your Head!"
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Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
Geniuses may get tired, but then they return when they're not so tired. It's a hypothesis I'm developing.


Well then, I guess if I tell you all I'm tired, then I can leave.

Genius.

I really am leaving. It's bed time.

On another note, I had 101 posts in the last 24 hours.
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Ooh, congratulations. My posts tonight are definitely a product of me being exhausted and letting off some steam. Come 'round again real soon for Round 2!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Yeah, probably tomorrow. Who knows?

I had thought about trying to hit 500 before bed, but that's so far away.
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Yeah, my goal is to hit 1,400 and then go to bed. So hasten with me to the Rankings thread, so I can make note of this!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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I feel bad leaving with only 9 posts to go, but it's so far, and I'm so tired.
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Once, after some particularly vicious blotter two of my buddies and I were standing outside one of my buddy's garage door. I turned to one of them and declared that I was an Indian Chief, followed by some ridiculous "Haiya Howah" type Indian noises. After about 10 minutes straight of borderline-pissing-our-pants laughter there was a small period of silence. I went to go site down in a lawn chair and my other buddy asked me "So who are you know?" and I said "Well, I'm that same Indian chief." Holy Jesus, you wouldn't think people could laugh as hard as we did. Also, on a slightly related side note a pile of something or other in my buddy's back yard with a tarp over it looked like a pile of fish, in fact when I first saw it I said "Holy fuck, that looks like a pile of fish." True story.

This is what Dinkins is all about ladies and gentleman. Dinkins is a crazy moon cricket and he never runs out of sauce. Buckle up, because this guy right here goes from zero to Dinkins in about 1.7

Best of luck to you.

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