ghostfighters! my paranormal defense group — Page 4

luke.the.darkside.is.fun said:

Quackula said:

How much do you actually know about the paranormal and/or the occui

i know a good of it and i will be geting a emf soon.

 Is that a typo? Do you mean you'll be getting an elf soon? That might help.

C'mon, it's obvious what he meant.

xhonzi said:

luke.the.darkside.is.fun said:

**** you go **** your **** and ram it **** down your **** you **** ****  ***** self **** **** hole

 luke.the.darkside.is.fun was fun.

 

 

(Did I do that right?)

First off, his quote is so much better the way you re-wrote it.

And second, you were close.  The correct format would be luke.the.darkside.is.fun, was Fun.  But well done irregardless.

It is a Gaussmeter (sometimes called an EMF meter/detector), used for detecting electro magnetic fields. Modern ghost hunters believe ghosts leave traces of electro magnetism.

http://www.lessemf.com/ghost.html

This is where I have been scoping out my gear. Seems like a lot of it is higher end stuff, and the prices look to be a little lower than the link you posted, luke.the.darkside.is.fun.

Make sure you get a gaussmeter that ignores power lines, otherwise you could get a bunch of false readings.

Man, some of that shit is expensive!

Yeah, but it honestly wouldn't take long to recover your expenses once you do a few jobs.

CP3S said:

Yeah, but it honestly wouldn't take long to recover your expenses once you do a few jobs.

What can you charge?

...

Have you actually done this before?

It doesn't pay very well by all accounts even an expert like Tangina Barrons had to clean many houses to make ends meet.

When I was a kid I used to set up a Paranormal Hunting Group in my garage, with Sally, the local tough girl. We charged 25 cents a day, plus expenses.

TheBoost said:

When I was a college student I used to set up a legitimate business in my garage, with Sally, the local whore. We charged 75 cents a hour, plus expenses.

I'm ready to believe you now.

I wouldn't quite my day job to do it. Not sure what the going rates are though. I'd shoot for a modest $20 - $50 to check a place out. Maybe for an extra $35 or so I'd even have my buddy Jorge mow their lawn for them.

luke. that $12 E.L.F. meter on amazon wouldn't really be good as much more than a safe distance meter. I could already tell you which parts of most houses would give you a red light with that thing. But it could be fun for convincing your friends that their TVs are haunted. :)

luke.the.darkside.is.fun said:

i hope is for sc fi to see my group on youtube then they pay me lol

If you mean SyFy (or whatever they are calling themselves these days) your best bet is to get some celebrity housewives to wrestle British ghosts in your videos.

They will then remake them but with American ghosts and pad the whole thing out with three times the episodes.

Bingowings said:

luke.the.darkside.is.fun said:

i hope is for sc fi to see my group on youtube then they pay me lol

If you mean SyFy (or whatever they are calling themselves these days) your best bet is to get some celebrity housewives to wrestle British ghosts in your videos.

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

luke.

If I might make a suggesstion. EMF readers, and Ghost Hunters... it's all nonsense. It's not real science. It means nothing.

If you want to get noticed, perhaps you would be better served to invent your own nonsense. Come up with unique "tests" and things to do, perhaps even more visually interesting than the EMF. Burn some candles, flash lights, have a gypsy.

If you have one of these 'sexy' phones that seem to popular with young people these days you can get an app (?) for it (perhaps you can use it to talk to the ghosts once you have found them).

TV's Frink said:

TheBoost said:

When I was a college student I used to set up a legitimate business in my garage, with Sally, the local whore. We charged 75 cents a hour, plus expenses.

I'm ready to believe you now.

 Don't talk that way about Sally! She'll punch you in the nose, like she did to local bully Bugs Meany!