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first "NOOOOO!" and now...

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Guys...


...there's something wrong going on with Mr. Darth V.


He used to be that bad a** Lord of the Sith, with knightly aura around him...


omnipresent fear accompanied him wherever he strided...

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But now, thanks to prequels we have seen him as whiny b*tch...


...then there was that infamous "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" scene...


and now...


we see...


this!


http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/8492/darth22ye3ve.jpg

I saw the original theatrical release of the Old Trilogy on the big screen and I'm proud of it...
How did I accomplish that (considering my age) is my secret...
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Damn, I never noticed what good legs Vader had.

And that ASS...DAMN!

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
<span class=“Bold”>JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
<span class=“Bold”>Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.</span>

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That dark side of the force you sense, Anakin -- The Matrix has you.
I am fluent in over six million forms of procrastination.
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Gah! This is just TOO DISTURBING!
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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ROFTLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now....picture yourself banging that chick!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oh God. I've lost the will to live... *dies*
He big in nothing important in good elephant.

"Miss you, I will, Original Trilogy..."

"Your midichlorians are weak, Old man." -Darth Vader 2007 super deluxe extra special dipped in chocolate sauce edition.

http://prequelsstink.ytmnd.com/
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That helmet isn't very screen accurate.

I'm thinking it's a dude too - I mean, judging from the posture that does not look very nut-friendly.
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Those look like boobs in the middle picture. A female Darth IS hot.

Originally posted by: TheCassidy
That helmet isn't very screen accurate.

I mean, judging from the posture that does not look very nut-friendly.

That tight costume doesn't seem very non-nut friendly, either.

That helmet isn't very screen accurate.


Like those pants are?

We don't have enough road to get up to 88.
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Originally posted by: TheCassidy
That helmet isn't very screen accurate.

I'm thinking it's a dude too - I mean, judging from the posture that does not look very nut-friendly.


LOL

This has gone waaaay beyond the line, folks... Just TOO disturbing...
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/WildKarrde/hit_it_i_would_go_klingon_on_that_a.jpg

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabris, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.

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Originally posted by: skyman8081
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/WildKarrde/hit_it_i_would_go_klingon_on_that_a.jpg



I'm afraid the photo above belongs to Star Trek is Gay thread.

I saw the original theatrical release of the Old Trilogy on the big screen and I'm proud of it...
How did I accomplish that (considering my age) is my secret...
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Another disturbing photo... Mr. Vader, just what on earth possessed you?

http://img436.imageshack.us/img436/6651/runvaderrun5al.jpg
I saw the original theatrical release of the Old Trilogy on the big screen and I'm proud of it...
How did I accomplish that (considering my age) is my secret...
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If that story is true, then what an idiot that fan must have been to chase down someone because you don't like their acting performance.
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Hayden sucks as an actor. He ruined Darth Vader
"Yub Knub" by Warrick Davis
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And many, many, many others.
I am fluent in over six million forms of procrastination.