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evilest men of earth

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george w. bush.

ayatholla.

hitler.

general macarthy.

- thats all for now. they are not placed in any particular order.
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)
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Yes, Bush is up there.

Do any of you read Time magazine? The most recent issue had little photos of many of the higher up people in Bush's cabinet as well as Bushie himself. All these pictures were accompanied by the quote from former weapons inspector David Kay, "We Were All Wrong." It was a beautiful thing. Can't wait to hear how CIA head George Tenet tries to spin this in his speech today at Georgetown U.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
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my brother reveived the card deck of "evil" men from the USA, i was laughing my arse off when i read who was in there.
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)
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Did you ever read the joke e-mail regarding Bush's Axis of Evil? About how all these other countries started forming their own triumvirates in response? Great stuff. It's posted below...

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BEIJING (Reuters) - Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil," Libya, China, and Syria today announced they had formed the "Axis of Just as Evil," which they said would be way eviler than that stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of in his State of the Union address.

Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new axis as having, for starters, a really dumb name. "Right. They are Just as Evil... in their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il. "Everybody knows we're the best evils... best at being evil... we're the best."

Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded, although they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of Evil.

"They told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar al-Assad.

"An Axis can't have more than three countries," explained Iraqi President Saddam Hussein. "This is not my rule, it's tradition. In World War II you had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis. So you can only have three. And a secret handshake. Ours is wicked cool."

THE AXIS PANDEMIC

International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift, as within minutes, France surrendered.

Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations rushed to gain triumvirate status in what became a game of geopolitical chairs. Cuba, Sudan, and Serbia said they had formed the Axis of Somewhat Evil, forcing Somalia to join with Uganda and Myanmar in the Axis of Occasionally Evil, while Bulgaria, Indonesia and Russia established the Axis of Not So Much Evil Really As Just Generally Disagreeable.

With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs filling up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be called the Axis of Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host the Olympics; Canada, Mexico, and Australia formed the Axis of Nations That Are Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Nasty Thoughts About America, while Spain, Scotland, and New Zealand established the Axis of Countries That Be Allowed to Ask Sheep to Wear Lipstick.

"That's not a threat, really, just something we like to do," said Scottish Executive First Minister Jack McConnell.

While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't perhaps making fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axes, although he rejected the establishment of the Axis of Countries Whose Names End in "Guay," accusing one of its members of filing a false application. Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied the charges.

Israel, meanwhile, insisted it didn't want to join any Axis, but privately, world leaders said that's only because no one asked them.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
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LOL! thats pretty cute...
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Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)
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I don't want to imagine.

Oh, and after the happenings of the past couple of days, can we add Lucas to this list of the "evilest men of earth"?
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
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no we cant bossk... lucas has not (as far as we know) killed anyone or been involved in the death of anyone. you cannot put him in the category as Bush, Hitler, Ayathollah and so on...
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Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)
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What happened to put Lucas up there, Bossk?
I just hate stupid people.

GO JETS!!!!

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no! that should never be he started a war for no reason
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General Mcarthy?...
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Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
BUSH HAS BEEN NOMINATED FOR THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE.


Then the NPP is not worth a damn! Its a piece of shit if they'd give it to Bush. Lets organize a get together once Bush is out of office, we'll bust into his house and liberate that poor misawarded prize and give it to Noam Chompsky or Tim Robbins instead.
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And I'm a monkey, in a long line of kings.
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Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
I THINK WE'VE ALREADY DECLARED GL TO NOT BE ELIGIBLE.


Agreed. Lets not turn this place into the AICN talkback just because we are frustrated. The tuesday announcment gave us a much needed boost in petition signatures and that is a good sign.

GL may be at times misguided, but he is by no means evil.
And I dance. And I sing.
And I'm a monkey, in a long line of kings.
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Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
BUSH HAS BEEN NOMINATED FOR THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE.

Is this for real or some twisted early April Fool's Day prank?
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
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Sick and wrong.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
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Man this world is screwed up.
And I dance. And I sing.
And I'm a monkey, in a long line of kings.