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I didn't even get to open my mouth? Unrealistic!
greenpenguino said:
Ziggy Stardust said:
I demand a spin-off entitled Ziggy Stardust in da Hous.
Ziggy has spoken.
APPROVED!!
After several months of Lawyers squabbling and shooting, the inevitable spin-off of 'As The Death Star turns' is finally put into production. So without further ado, it's 'Ziggy Stardust in da Hous!!'
EPISODE 1
*David Bowie/Fresh Prince-esque theme tune*
I had to move awwwaaaayy from the death staaaaaaaarrr!
Cos it bleeeeewwwww uuupppp!!!!!
Zigggaaaayyy, Zigggaaayy!!!!!! Zig- Zig-Zigggaaaaaaaaaaay Staaaaarrrrddduuuuuusssssttt. In da Hous!
Ziggy Stardust said:
yo!
EXT- Ziggy Stardust's New House Hous.
*Audience cheers*
Ziggy Stardust:
Hey Homies! I'm in da hous!
*Ridiculously young, snarky child runs up*
Stupid kid:
Hey there uncle Ziggy! You got me a gift from the death star before it blew up?
Ziggy Stardust:
Before or after it jumped the shark?
*Audience laughs*
Stupid Kid:
Does it matter?
*Audience laughs*
Ziggy Stardust:
No.
*Audience laughs*
*CP3S, TV's Frink, xhonzi, Gaffer Tape enter*
*Audience cheers*
CP3S:
Hey! We're here for a pointless cameo in this pilot! We'll get mentioned but never seen again! Byyyeeee!!!
*They leave*
*Audience is sad*
*Pennsylvania Jones Walks in*
*Audience cheers*
Pennsylvania Jones:
Hi! I'm your new neighbour! I Loooooooooooooooovvvvvvve the Secret of Nimh. Rats no joke!
*Audience laughs*
Ziggy Stardust:
Hi there neighbour! I'm sure we'll have a swell time being neighbours! This is so Wizard!
Pennsylvania Jones:
Wizard? I'm allergic to wizards! I hate you now! I'm offended by your comment! *Shakes fist* Staaaaaarrrrdust!!!!!!
*Audience laughs*
*leaves*
Stupid Kid:
I hate you too, Uncle Ziggy!
Ziggy Stardust:
Now there are two of them!
*Audience laughs*
*Ziggy's token British promiscuous stonner BFF, Greenpenguino, stumbles through the front door*
Greenpenguino:
Hey man. I've been, like, totally...yeah. Word.
*makes out with some random chick, whilst smoking a joint*
*Audience laughs*
Ziggy Stardust:
Oh Greenie! You're so wacky! I think I'm gonna like it here. You hear that non-specific location!? Ziggy Stardust.... is in da hous!
*Audience cheers*
*credits*
<span style=“font-weight: bold;”>The Most Handsomest Guy on OT.com</span>
I didn't even get to open my mouth? Unrealistic!
TV's Frink said:
I didn't even get to open my mouth? Unrealistic!
Realism?
In a sitcom?
What?!
<span style=“font-weight: bold;”>The Most Handsomest Guy on OT.com</span>
I................love this.
MOAR!
*Pennsylvania Jones Walks in**Audience cheers*
Pennsylvania Jones:
Hi! I'm your new neighbour! I Loooooooooooooooovvvvvvve the Secret of Nimh. Rats no joke!
*Audience laughs*
Ziggy Stardust:
Hi there neighbour! I'm sure we'll have a swell time being neighbours! This is so Wizard!
Pennsylvania Jones:
Wizard? I'm allergic to wizards! I hate you now! I'm offended by your comment! *Shakes fist* Staaaaaarrrrdust!!!!!!
Love it so far. ;)
The franchises I get nerdy about are so obscure that not even most nerds know about them.
I misread the title of this thread as "Ziggy Stardust in da Horus".
When is the next episode?
Why is the next episode?
EPISODE 2
Previously on Ziggy Stardust in da Hous...
EXT- Ziggy Stardust's New Hous.
Ziggy Stardust:
Hey Homies! I'm in da hous!
Ziggy Stardust:
This is so Wizard!
Pennsylvania Jones:
Wizard? I'm allergic to wizards! I hate you now! I'm offended by your comment! *Shakes fist* Staaaaaarrrrdust!!!!!!
Greenpenguino:
Hey man. I've been, like, totally...yeah. Word.
Ziggy Stardust:
Oh Greenie! You're so wacky! I think I'm gonna like it here. You hear that non-specific location!? Ziggy Stardust.... is in da hous!
*Audience cheers*
And now the stunning conclusion...
Stay Tuned for the exciting special guest star...
*David Bowie/Fresh Prince-esque theme tune*
I had to move awwwaaaayy from the death staaaaaaaarrr!
Cos it bleeeeewwwww uuupppp!!!!!
Zigggaaaayyy, Zigggaaayy!!!!!! Zig- Zig-Zigggaaaaaaaaaaay Staaaaarrrrddduuuuuusssssttt. In da Hous!
Ziggy Stardust said:
yo!
EXT- Ziggy Stardust's New Hous.
*Ziggy walks in*
Ziggy Stardust:
Hey Homies! Ziggy Stardust is in da Hous!
*Audience cheers*
Greenpenguino:
Hey man, I've been, like, totally trying to play your Super Nintendo, but the controller won't go in! I swear, I've never had this problem before!
*audience laughs*
Ziggy Stardust:
Oh Greenie! You idiot! That's a playstation 2 controller. Of course it won't fit in a Super Nintendo! Duh!!!
*audience laughs*
Greenpenguino:
Hey man, you don't need to put me down like that. It's, like, messing with my vibes or something. You know, man?
Ziggy Stardust:
Yeah, I know. Sorry.
Greenpenguino:
Hey, it's cool bro. You wanna, like, split-screen with me?
Ziggy Stardust:
Splitscreening? Wizard!!
* Pennsylvania Jones runs in*
Pennsylvania Jones:
Wizard?! *Shakes fist* Staaaaaarrrrdust!!!!!!
*Pennsylvania Jones runs out again*
*Audience Laughs*
Ziggy Stardust:
Oh that Pennsylvania Jones! He's so wacky!
*Audience Laughs*
*Ziggy's nephew runs downstairs*
Stupid dumb kid:
Hey Uncle Ziggy, can I play super-nintendo, with the wrong controllers, with you?
Ziggy Stardust:
No. Go to your room.
*Ziggy's stupid nephew goes back upstairs*
*Audience Laughs*
Ziggy Stardust:
Hey! How come my joystick doesn't work!
Greenpenguino:
Well, like, I was making out with some chick the other night. And, like, she like, totally. Yeah, man.
*Audience Laughs Hysterically*
*Doorbell rings*
Ziggy Stardust:
Hey! I wonder who that'll be?
*Ziggy answers the door, and in walks TV'S FRINK!!!!!!!!!!!!111!1!1!ONE!!!1!!!!!*
*Audience cheers like fucking maniacs*
Ziggy Stardust:
Frink!!!!! What are you doing here!?
*Frink gives Ziggy a sock*
TV's Frink:
You left this at my apartment.
Ziggy Stardust:
Oh, yeah. Thanks.
*TV's Frink leaves*
Ziggy Stardust:
Good thing Frink was here. I didn't have any socks for tuesday.
*Ziggy turns back to the couch, only to find Greenie making out with some random chick*
Ziggy Stardust:
Oh greenie!!!!
*Audience Laughs and Cheers*
*Credits*
<span style=“font-weight: bold;”>The Most Handsomest Guy on OT.com</span>
I was hoping the sock I gave Ziggy was Ric Olie.
:-(
TV's Frink said:
I was hoping the sock I gave Ziggy was Ric Olie.
:-(
Don't worry. I'm sure there was plenty of Ric inside the sock.... ;)
Star Wars Episode XXX: Erica Strikes Back
If you want Nice, go to France
Needs more Sluggo.
The networks cancel Ziggy Stardust after just two episodes. Fans are outraged and immediately start petitioning for either a new series or a movie. The creators complain that the episodes were aired in the wrong order.
<span style=“font-weight: bold;”>The Most Handsomest Guy on OT.com</span>
Now, time for a bunch of animated series and merchandise that will go on for the next 35 years!
Starring, of course, bkev. Who was never in this show. It's like a spin-off, but better. Because it has bkev.
A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em
BKEV DIED ON THE WAY BACK TO HIS HOME PLANET
THE END
But, I'm better than Poochy. Come on man.
A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em
How dare you slander Poochy?