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What would you like to be written on your tombstone, assuming you are going to be buried, and not cremated, thrown into the sea, eaten, used as furniture...
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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"Here lies *first and last name*. Please do not leave trash and/or cut grass on the tombstone. He hates that."

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently.

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i dont really know, never actually thought of that.
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)
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Oops, forgot to say what mine would be:

"Help, get me out of here! It's dark in here! And I can't breathe!"

Seriously. But if they refuse to do it, it could be something like "Here lies (my full name). Now he truly lives."
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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"Here lies Lester More.
4 slugs from a .44.
No les, no more."

No, that's not my name. Just lifting it from the movie Tombstone.

I'm not sure how I want to be buried. I love cemeteries and I love visiting them. I think they're absolutely beautiful and peaceful. But I'm not sure I want to be buried in one. I'd almost rather have my ashes scattered. Just not sure where.
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Originally posted by: Bossk
"Here lies Lester More.
4 slugs from a .44.
No les, no more."


LOL!

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Nah, Bossk's will read:
Here lies the Chia-Master!JK

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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^^^ That's cool!!!

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently.

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fair enough.
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)
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That's a famous tombstone. Aparently the deceased himself chose the words.
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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anyone know who this guy was?
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)
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on my tombstone:

He lies here
You all know who he is
If I have to explain why you wouldn't understand.
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)
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Okay this is what my tombstone will read:

"Yay when I walk through the valley of the shadow of evil I shall fear no death. Cause I'm the meanest mother fucker in the valley!"

Or:

"He fought the law, and the law won"
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Gravity law?
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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hehe, all hail The Clash.
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)
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Slightly off-topic: guys, check out the tombstones in Baldur's Gate and Fallout game series. Apart from a decent dose of humor you'll also find the creators' names!


I think a nice tombstone would read:

"To our beloved President,
- Nation"

I saw the original theatrical release of the Old Trilogy on the big screen and I'm proud of it...
How did I accomplish that (considering my age) is my secret...
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hihi...
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)
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For all i care, you could fillet me and toss me on the grill. I'll be dead and won't feel a thing anyway. But if i'm to be buried, here's what i'd want it to read:

Here he lies, deader than a doornail.
The only time anyone listened to him was when he'd talk to himself. So don't expect him to be listening to you now.


"May the force be with you!"
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I want pepperoni and cheese on my Tombstone.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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lol@ jedi master.
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)