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one69chev said:

Feck
whipper snapper

Feck is a great one - Father Ted was great for it’s use 😃

DRINK!

“Why don’t you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don’t you dig how beautiful it is out here?”

“Why don’t you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?” - Oddball, of The Awkward Squad

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covfefe

VIZ TOP TIPS! - PARENTS. Impress your children by showing them a floppy disk and telling them it’s a 3D model of a save icon.

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“What the confeve is going here?!”

I like it…

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There is a YouTube channel of two French guys reacting to television shows. They got me using ze French Werdz instead of conventional swears.

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Bingowings said:

There is a YouTube channel of two French guys reacting to television shows. They got me using ze French Werdz instead of conventional swears.

Early Eurotrash on Channel 4 has a lot to answer for mate 😉

(more of a Rapido fan myself 😃)

 
goes off to wonder if there is a French version of Frankie Boyle…

“Why don’t you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don’t you dig how beautiful it is out here?”

“Why don’t you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?” - Oddball, of The Awkward Squad

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Instead of ‘oh crap’ or ‘oh shit’, I often myself saying, “Oh, butts.”

Sometimes I’ll change it up a little by saying, “Oh, buttboobs.” (Because buttboobs are totally a thing, as we know.)