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Ever since my daughters were born, I have really tried to watch my language around them and protect their innocence; I figure they will only be kids once, right. But I am also the typical fix-it dad who smashes the occasional thumb with the proverbial hammer, so as a hobby, I try to come up with alternatives to my favorite curse words. Know some good ones? Post them for everyone to enjoy and use at their leisure. Some classics:
Sugar Honey Ice Tea
Shut the front door
Son of a biscuit eater