Your favorite alternative curse words...

Author: one69chev
Date: 7-May-2017, 10:44 AM

Author: one69chev
Time: 7-May-2017 10:44 AM
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Ever since my daughters were born, I have really tried to watch my language around them and protect their innocence; I figure they will only be kids once, right. But I am also the typical fix-it dad who smashes the occasional thumb with the proverbial hammer, so as a hobby, I try to come up with alternatives to my favorite curse words. Know some good ones? Post them for everyone to enjoy and use at their leisure. Some classics:

Sugar Honey Ice Tea
Shut the front door
Son of a biscuit eater

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 7-May-2017 11:19 AM (Edited)
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Got down sat on a bench.
Cheese and rice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GVCgTFw2Qk

Author: TM2YC
Time: 7-May-2017 11:59 AM
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Fiddlesticks
Belgium

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Author: TV's Frink
Time: 7-May-2017 12:09 PM
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Ryan McAvoy said:

Belgium

Argh, how did I forget that. I just made reference to it here in the forum a few days ago.

Author: one69chev
Time: 7-May-2017 1:01 PM
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What the hay?

Craptacular

H E double hockey sticks

Author: Jetrell Fo
Time: 7-May-2017 1:05 PM (Edited)
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Go To Grass
What The Deuce?
Son Of A Nutcracker
Cotton-headed Ninnimuggins

Author: one69chev
Time: 7-May-2017 2:21 PM
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Hoover.(dramatic pause).dam

Shit…take mushroom

Author: TM2YC
Time: 7-May-2017 3:31 PM
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Heavens to Betsy
Mother of Pearl

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Author: Earl
Time: 7-May-2017 5:20 PM (Edited)
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Egg Sucking Gutter Trash
Piece of Ship
Unfrickenbelieveable

Author: Ratio Tile
Time: 7-May-2017 6:15 PM
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I will typically describe something lame as “soft.”

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 7-May-2017 6:17 PM
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Ratio Tile said:

I will typically describe something lame as “soft.”

That’s not an alternative curse word…at least not the way you’re using it.

Author: DuracellEnergizer
Time: 7-May-2017 6:34 PM
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Donkeypit.

Author: Ratio Tile
Time: 7-May-2017 10:42 PM
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TV’s Frink said:

Ratio Tile said:

I will typically describe something lame as “soft.”

That’s not an alternative curse word…at least not the way you’re using it.

Well, in my original post I substituted lame for the curse word I really meant. I guess I’m not used to Star Wars-related forums where it’s okay to curse. Here’s what I should have said:

I will typically describe something that is fucking retarded as “soft.”

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 7-May-2017 10:42 PM
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Ratio Tile said:

fucking retarded

Oh for fuck’s sake.

Author: TM2YC
Time: 8-May-2017 4:36 AM
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Bloomin’ Heck

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Author: one69chev
Time: 8-May-2017 4:52 AM
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What the flip
flippin’
frickin’
freakin’
Son of a bang

Author: TM2YC
Time: 8-May-2017 11:05 AM
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Ninnyhammers*

(*Must be said in west-country style Hobbit accent circa about 1400 (Shire Reckoning).

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Author: CatBus
Time: 8-May-2017 12:36 PM
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I have never been able to successfully alterna-swear, impressionable children be damned.

But I always liked Melon Farmer.

Author: Jetrell Fo
Time: 8-May-2017 1:10 PM
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Blow it out your wazoo.

Author: oojason
Time: 8-May-2017 1:21 PM
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Clucking bell… or if in a sci-fi frame of mind - Frak or Smeg

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Author: Possessed
Time: 8-May-2017 1:37 PM
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put up the bucket

Author: TM2YC
Time: 8-May-2017 2:28 PM
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Drokk
Grud
Jovus
Stomm
Spug

From the Judge Dredd comics (Respectively - Fuck, God, Jesus, Shit and Fuck again).

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Author: dahmage
Time: 8-May-2017 2:47 PM
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oojason said:

Clucking bell… or if in a sci-fi frame of mind - Frak or Smeg

Battlestar Galactica has certainly added Frak to me and my wife’s vocabulary.

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 8-May-2017 2:53 PM
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http://www.therobotsvoice.com/2010/11/fireflys_15_best_uses_of_chinese_profanity.php

(Apologies for posting a listicle)

Author: dahmage
Time: 8-May-2017 3:04 PM
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TV’s Frink said:

http://www.therobotsvoice.com/2010/11/fireflys_15_best_uses_of_chinese_profanity.php

(Apologies for posting a listicle)

listicle, there’s a word that i feel uncomfortable even reading silently in my head. But that is a great list!