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Yee-haw! Ride 'em cowboy! Your flight time is two hours

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twister111 said:

My first thought was "fucking stupid."


... And your second thought was to post it there, then.

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twister111 said:

New saddle seats being pitched to airlines. Video of people trying out the seats.

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23 inches is the new leg room.

My first thought was "fucking stupid."



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yeah,  the people that designed them and any airline executive that approves them, should be shot.

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I suffer from muscle wastage in the caboose zone due to a progressive illness without it these would be uncomfortable with it they would be a torture device.

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Warbler said:

yeah,  the people that designed them and any airline executive that approves them, should be shot.

Why not just lassoed?

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There is a more obvious space saving solution...bunk beds.

That way everyone could lie down through the flight and they could be stacked one on top of each other.

If everyone stayed off beans it would be ideal, just like those lovely battery farms that chickens just love to die on.

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TV's Frink said:

Warbler said:

yeah,  the people that designed them and any airline executive that approves them, should be shot.

Why not just lassoed?

shooting them is more satisfying. Of course, lassoing them around the neck and hanging 'em up until they're dead would be acceptable. 

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Cripes Warb, that's you showing love, respect and mercy?

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Wow.  What a terrible idea.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Bingowings said:

There is a more obvious space saving solution...bunk beds.

That way everyone could lie down through the flight and they could be stacked one on top of each other.

If everyone stayed off beans it would be ideal, just like those lovely battery farms that chickens just loved to die on.

I think you are on to something.   The only other thing is that all passengers need to be put into some kind of stasis.  Everyone who flies gets a nice nap, they dont need to worry about the expense of meals or in-flight movies and everyone will be locked in their own cryo-tank, so no more airline hijacking.

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Sluggo said:

Bingowings said:

There is a more obvious space saving solution...bunk beds.

That way everyone could lie down through the flight and they could be stacked one on top of each other.

If everyone stayed off beans it would be ideal, just like those lovely battery farms that chickens just loved to die on.

I think you are on to something.   The only other thing is that all passengers need to be put into some kind of stasis.  Everyone who flies gets a nice nap, they dont need to worry about the expense of meals or in-flight movies and everyone will be locked in their own cryo-tank, so no more airline hijacking.


The Fifth Element anyone?

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Did they do that there?  Its been a while.

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They surely did. Brilliant idea.

Every 27th customer will get a ball-peen hammer, free!

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twister111 said:

My first thought was "fucking stupid."





... And your second thought was to post it there, then.


Nah my second thought was "Are they fucking insane?" Then I started to think about the long distance flights and, how people's legs would loose circulation. Then, I thought about people with problems in that area getting irritated and, going through a lot of pain becuase of this. I also thought about the fact that people can die from blood clots and, these would cause the clots to form in the legs. Essentially slowly killing anyone who flies frequently. Then I remembered that some STD's have tendacies to flare up. Then I imagined people getting flare ups of whatever STD does that and, how horrible it'd be for them to sit in these things. Then, I was hungry so I ate. Sometime later I thought to post this here.


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I think I preferred it when I didn't know what you were thinking. ;-)

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TV's Frink said:


I think I preferred it when I didn't know what you were thinking. ;-)


Of course you did. Your mind was pure then. Now your mind is filled with a tamed version of my thoughts! Don't worry though, it won't grow worse unless I post more of my own uncensored thoughts here. But I don't wanna be banned so I won't. Happy for you!


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