I haven’t decided yet but it will eventually end up in the anime I’m producing.
“The Rebels against ridiculousness”
In my scenario, his kidneys and intestines are in his head. Or maybe his feet.
Dig it. Going into my personal canon, whatever the hell that means.
I would put this in my sig if I weren’t so lazy.
They don’t explicitly say how he survived, just that he was able to grab onto a vent as he was falling, kept himself alive through his immense hate for Obi-Wan and Palpatine, and dragged himself to a garbage skiff and got dumped on a junkyard planet where he went insane until his brother found him.
I’m gonna assume that the lightsaber cauterized his wounds and kept him from falling apart. And who knows what the differences are in Zabrak anatomy. Maybe bisection isn’t too big a deal for them, especially when the Force is involved.
I mean in a universe where someone dies of a broken heart, you have to admit that this isn’t that far-fetched.
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Well, except that my anime on this subject will be awesome. Wait until you get a load of Maul’s tentacles.
They don’t explicitly say how he survived, just that he was able to grab onto a vent as he was falling, kept himself alive through his immense hate for Obi-Wan and Palpatine, and dragged himself to a garbage skiff and got dumped on a junkyard planet where he went insane until his brother found him.
I’m gonna assume that the lightsaber cauterized his wounds and kept him from falling apart. And who knows what the differences are in Zabrak anatomy. Maybe bisection isn’t too big a deal for them, especially when the Force is involved.
I mean in a universe where someone dies of a broken heart, you have to admit that this isn’t that far-fetched.
In all fairness, Darty Vader shouldn’t be alive after being burned alive by lava and inhaling so much ash. I don’t care how high tech your robot safety suit is, real world, that’s not gonna happen. At the end of the day it’s a fantasy. Some suspension of disbelief is required. As long as it’s not stupid like dying of a broken heart, I’m willing to accept some far fetched things.
They don’t explicitly say how he survived, just that he was able to grab onto a vent as he was falling, kept himself alive through his immense hate for Obi-Wan and Palpatine, and dragged himself to a garbage skiff and got dumped on a junkyard planet where he went insane until his brother found him.
I’m gonna assume that the lightsaber cauterized his wounds and kept him from falling apart. And who knows what the differences are in Zabrak anatomy. Maybe bisection isn’t too big a deal for them, especially when the Force is involved.
I mean in a universe where someone dies of a broken heart, you have to admit that this isn’t that far-fetched.
In all fairness, Darty Vader shouldn’t be alive after being burned alive by lava and inhaling so much ash. I don’t care how high tech your robot safety suit is, real world, that’s not gonna happen. At the end of the day it’s a fantasy. Some suspension of disbelief is required. As long as it’s not stupid like dying of a broken heart, I’m willing to accept some far fetched things.
Yeah, that’s pretty much my point there. I was very skeptical about them bringing back Maul to an eye-rolling, groaning, “ugh I can’t believe how stupid this is” degree and after having watched the episodes in question, Maul actually became one of the more interesting characters in terms of affiliation and motivation and history. With his return in Rebels, that’s only been enhanced.
Keep Circulating the Tapes.
END OF LINE
(It hasn’t happened yet)
I ADMIT NOTHING
Well, except that my anime on this subject will be awesome. Wait until you get a load of Maul’s tentacles.
I hope they have spikes like the ones on his head.
Maul surviving is so dumb even George Lucas couldn’t have thought of it. The dude was literally chopped clean in half. That alone is enough to kill anyone instantly. Never mind the fall down a bottomless pit. I don’t care how strong with the force you are, what kind of alien you are, it’s just dumb. Boba Fett surviving, I can see. We don’t really see what it’s like inside the Sarlaac so it might be possible for him to find a way to cut himself free and jet pack out of there before he gets digested. But we clearly see Maul’s body break apart and watch him fall down an endless shaft. You might as well say Palpatine survived too. I mean why not? Hell, Darth Vader already survived burning once for that matter; who’s to say he didn’t survive being cremated? Maybe the ghost was just an illusion. I mean we never saw him fade away like Obi-Wan and Yoda did. And you can definitely expect to see Han return in the next movie.
I’m gonna assume that the lightsaber cauterized his wounds and kept him from falling apart. And who knows what the differences are in Zabrak anatomy. Maybe bisection isn’t too big a deal for them, especially when the Force is involved.
That’s not how The Force works!
Maul surviving is so dumb even George Lucas couldn’t have thought of it. The dude was literally chopped clean in half. That alone is enough to kill anyone instantly. Never mind the fall down a bottomless pit. I don’t care how strong with the force you are, what kind of alien you are, it’s just dumb. Boba Fett surviving, I can see. We don’t really see what it’s like inside the Sarlaac so it might be possible for him to find a way to cut himself free and jet pack out of there before he gets digested. But we clearly see Maul’s body break apart and watch him fall down an endless shaft. You might as well say Palpatine survived too. I mean why not? Hell, Darth Vader already survived burning once for that matter; who’s to say he didn’t survive being cremated? Maybe the ghost was just an illusion. I mean we never saw him fade away like Obi-Wan and Yoda did. And you can definitely expect to see Han return in the next movie.
Funny enough, I’m pretty sure it was his daughter (Katie Lucas) who came up with the idea.
She’s like George, but maybe worse? I mean, I feel like Dave has been in meetings with the Lucas’ family before where they said some dumb shit and he went home and cried while bashing his head into the wall until he figured out a way to make that idea not suck so much ass.
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