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Worst movies ever.

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What are the worst movies you've ever seen? I have to say Halloween 3: Season Of The Witch.
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There are so many crap movies Ive seen over the years I will list a few I own which are among the worst...


Snuff (70s Exploitation film probably worst film I own)
Xtro
Amityvillle Horror 1979 & 2005
Zoltan Hound of Dracula
Friday the 13th pt 8 (the only part I hate)
Halloween H20 and Resurection
Wing Commander
Highlander 2
The Humanoid
Death Wish 5
Contamination
Jaws The Revenge
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I haven't seen it in awhile but I bet The Power Rangers movie is bad.
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OS Trapalhões na Guerra dos Planetas (aka Brazillian Star Wars) is by far, far, so far you wouldn't belive, far the WORST movie ever assembled together. I don't even think we can define it as a movie.
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Street Trash.... just try and watch it.
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Originally posted by: Nanner Split
MANOS: The Hands of Fate. 'Nuff said.


Monster a Go Go is worst than Manos. Although Manos is the most famous MST3K episode, Monster a Go Go is absolutely unwatchable. The writing crew for MST3K said it was the toughest episode to do because nothing happened.
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Originally posted by: sean wookie
I haven't seen it in awhile but I bet The Power Rangers movie is bad.


Hey!! Nostaligia is a strong force for some of us, thank you . In all seriousness, It's nowhere near as bad as some of the stuff out there.

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A lot of these movies are Bad movies though. As in ones that are so good they are bad. Like Snakes on a Plane. These movies listed are actually entertaining, even if they are poorly constructed.

A truely bad movie would be like Behind Enemy Lines, or How the Grinch Stole Christmas (live action). I'm usually very good at avoiding crappy movies so i luckily spare myself the pain of watching these. Looking at the top box office earners as of this week, i would say that pretty much all of them are bad movies, though Jet Li's Fearless is no doubt an impressive film i am sure.

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I liked Cabin Fever for what it was.....entertaining and funny. A bad movie IMO is one you watch and just don't ever remember it voluntarily. Like if you you know you've seen it but nothing about it comes to mind when asked.

IMO again, I think Firewall was a bad movie. I watched it one night and a few days later it came up again and I'd completely forgot I'd seen it. Nothing was memorable to me in any way.

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New Police Story is ridiculous if compared with the other "Police Story" films, or even other Hong Kong Jackie Chan films, but... it's waaaay better than his american ones. Tuxedo? Medallion?
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Originally posted by: ricarleite
New Police Story is ridiculous if compared with the other "Police Story" films, or even other Hong Kong Jackie Chan films, but... it's waaaay better than his american ones. Tuxedo? Medallion?


Nah, sorry, I found New Police Story to be absolutely intolerable. Woefully long, totally overwrought, and a very poorly concieved Asian film that thought it could get by simply 'looking' like a Hollywood film.

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There was this crappy Sci-fi movie that came out a few years ago, it was so bad it didn't even come to the theaters in the country I lived in at the time. I wanted to see it because it was the sequel to another crappy sci-fi I saw a few years before but it had some really cool parts in it, so I was pretty sure the second one would be alright. I had to wait a couple of month after it came out before I could buy a bootleg from the local video store, I could barely sit through it it was so bad. I think it was called Attack of the Clones or something silly like that. Strangely in America it was very popular, even had an I-Max version made from what I hear.

It is sad that films like Snakes on a Plane become popular because they are made crappily on purpose, but movies that they try to be a seriouly good film end up being crap.

One movie that is really crappy by todays standards but is fun to watch is called Duel http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067023/. Anyone who you can get to sit through the entire movie will think it was awesome (but they wont ever wish to watch it again). However it is no small task to get anybody to watch it.

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I find that most people that complain about Snakes on a Plane were people that never actually saw it. I saw it at 10p.m. the night before opening day with a group of about 20 people, and it was hands down the most fun I've ever had in a theater. Ever. The movie itself may have been cheesy as hell, but I've seen movies that were a lot worse (and a lot less enjoyable) to watch. "Amityville Horror", "The Ring", and "Lady in the Water" come to mind.

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Lady in the Water


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Battlefield Earth.

What a narcissistic love letter from John Travolta to L. Ron.
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I was at the UK premiere of Battlefield Earth. John Travolta practically apologised for what we were about to see in his pre-movie speech.

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Originally posted by: Nanner Split
I find that most people that complain about Snakes on a Plane were people that never actually saw it. I saw it at 10p.m. the night before opening day with a group of about 20 people, and it was hands down the most fun I've ever had in a theater. Ever. The movie itself may have been cheesy as hell, but I've seen movies that were a lot worse (and a lot less enjoyable) to watch. "Amityville Horror", "The Ring", and "Lady in the Water" come to mind.


I know. Snakes on a Plane was tons of fun, and while it isn't a masterpiece, it delievered everything it promised and then some. We got snakes on a plane, and we got Samuel L. Jackson going ape shit on them. It was cheesy and over the top, but that's what made it so darn fun!
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