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twooffour said:

Tyrphanax said:

"I CAN'T LEAVE HER!"

 

But obviously they're "just friends."

Friends care for each other. Nothing wrong with that simple line.

I hope this is "SARCASM" I don't understand.

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"Owen Lars. This is my girlfriend, Beru."

What makes it the worst is that it wasn't followed by Anakin saying this:

"You call that a girlfriend!?"

Since they're like poetry, what with the rhyming and all, I find that I only need to watch three out of the six films.

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Jarring modern parlance in a fantasy realm is always a problem.

Padme calling children, "kids" doesn't work where as Han calling Luke, "Kid" does.

Cliegg Lars referring to his wife as his "partner" doesn't work either.

This is meant to be a long time ago in a galaxy, far, far away not the a cheap daytime soap or a bit of office gossip. 

 

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Monolithium said:

"Owen Lars. This is my girlfriend, Beru."

What makes it the worst is that it wasn't followed by Anakin saying this:

"You call that a girlfriend!?"

I thought young Beru was hot. I'd perform the "binary sunset" on her any day!

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Bingowings said:


Jarring modern parlance in a fantasy realm is always a problem.

Padme calling children, "kids" doesn't work where as Han calling Luke, "Kid" does.

Cliegg Lars referring to his wife as his "partner" doesn't work either.

This is meant to be a long time ago in a galaxy, far, far away not the a cheap daytime soap or a bit of office gossip. 

 


The German version is even worse. As Cliegg tells them, that he can't ride anymore, because of his leg, or better, it's absence, he says (in German) he "couldn't ride a horse".
I couldn't help it but shouting through the theatre "What's a horse???"

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TK-949 said:

 

Bingowings said:


Jarring modern parlance in a fantasy realm is always a problem.

Padme calling children, "kids" doesn't work where as Han calling Luke, "Kid" does.

Cliegg Lars referring to his wife as his "partner" doesn't work either.

This is meant to be a long time ago in a galaxy, far, far away not the a cheap daytime soap or a bit of office gossip. 

 


The German version is even worse. As Cliegg tells them, that he can't ride anymore, because of his leg, or better, it's absence, he says (in German) he "couldn't ride a horse".
I couldn't help it but shouting through the theatre "What's a horse???"

 

This is...

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TheBoost said:

Put Captain Solo in the Cargo Hold said:

"Sounds like a complete dicatorship to me"

"Well, if it works..."

I gotta say that scene is just about the only time I got the impression those characters had the slightest bit of interest in eachother.

 But I don't want my protagonist to be fascist!

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theprequelsrule said:

I thought young Beru was hot. I'd perform the "binary sunset" on her any day!


Please elaborate on what the "binary sunset" is and what it entails, and do not - do NOT - skimp on the juicy details please.

I H8 mammon and flip it all the birds. Sue me.

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Well, you just kinda stand around mournfully and look at the suns setting...

 

That's pretty much it...

 

;)

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I see someone hasn't had the talk yet...

Ok, here's how it works.  When a mommy sun and a daddy sun love each other very, very much, the daddy sun moves within the orbit of the mommy sun and [EDITED]

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darth_ender said:



TV's Frink said:


twooffour said:

The Techo Union EEEOOOHHHEEEEEHHOOHHEEOOEEOEEHHH


Yeah, that's pretty awful.

"Anakin!" (spoken by Padme as she hugs him after the fight with Dooku).

Bear with me here, and correct me if I'm wrong.  The Jedi aren't supposed to get attached.  Padme runs up and hugs Anakin (and ignores Obi-Wan) right in front of both Obi-Wan and fracking Yoda!  And yet they aren't suspicious.

Grrrrr....


Of course, this is from the novels which nobody on this site considers worthwhile, but in Ep. II Obi-Wan actually strongly suspects and voices his concerns to Mace Windu when Anakin is assigned to protect Padme.  Mace tells him it's a part of his growth and testing to keep his emotions in check.  In the novel for Ep. III, Obi-Wan states that he knew all along that they were involved, and not just when he states, "Anakin is the father, isn't he?"  But what's that worth to you?

As for staying on topic..."Get 'im, Dad!  Get 'im!"

It still doesn't make it at all better.

Jedi thought PT 101: "When you have a Senator your organization is hired to protect from assassination. Simply put a Jedi in training on the case. To test if they'll break the no romantic relationship rule! Two for one deal! Yes a horny Jedi teen we've trained to use mind control and, an attractive young diplomat alone together!!!"



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DuracellEnergizer said:

 

theprequelsrule said:

I thought young Beru was hot. I'd perform the "binary sunset" on her any day!


Please elaborate on what the "binary sunset" is and what it entails, and do not - do NOT - skimp on the juicy details please.

 

You need three people. Two go down...

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theprequelsrule said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

 

theprequelsrule said:

I thought young Beru was hot. I'd perform the "binary sunset" on her any day!


Please elaborate on what the "binary sunset" is and what it entails, and do not - do NOT - skimp on the juicy details please.

 

You need three people. Two go down...

While their son watches, listening to John Williams.

Since they're like poetry, what with the rhyming and all, I find that I only need to watch three out of the six films.

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Monolithium said:

theprequelsrule said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

 

theprequelsrule said:

I thought young Beru was hot. I'd perform the "binary sunset" on her any day!


Please elaborate on what the "binary sunset" is and what it entails, and do not - do NOT - skimp on the juicy details please.

 

You need three people. Two go down...

While their son watches, listening to John Williams.

Son of the Suns, eh?

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

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"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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Yeah, I'll never be able to watch that scene again now.  Thanks guys.

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Monolithium said:



theprequelsrule said:


DuracellEnergizer said:

 


theprequelsrule said:
I thought young Beru was hot. I'd perform the "binary sunset" on her any day!



Please elaborate on what the "binary sunset" is and what it entails, and do not - do NOT - skimp on the juicy details please.

 


You need three people. Two go down...


While their son watches, listening to John Williams.


Wait, I was down for some "binary sunset" when it was a threesome. It was cool when John Williams music got into the mix. BUT I HAVE TO HAVE A SON TOO?!?!

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AND HE HAS TO WATCH???

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-"I don't like sand.  It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.  Not like here.  Here everything's soft...and smooth."

-Boba Fett:  "Heeheehee!"

-"Master.  Because somebody erased it from the archive memory."

-"Owen Lars, this is my girlfriend Beru.  Well, I guess I'm your stepbrother."

-"I am programmed to understand humans."

-"Begun, the Clone War has."

-"I think it's time to inform the senate that our ability to use the force is diminished."

-"Excuse me, I'm in charge of security here, milady."

-"You listen.  We live in a real world.  Come back to it.  You're studying to be come a Jedi Knight.  I'm a senator.  If you follow your thoughts through to conclusion, they will take us to a place we cannot go, regardless of the way we feel about each other."

-"From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you.  And now that I'm with you again, I'm in agony.  The closer I get to you, the worse it gets.  The thought of not being with you...I can't breath.  I'm haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me.  My heart is beating, hoping that kiss will not become a scar.  You are in my very soul, tormenting me.  What can I do?  I will do anything you ask.  If you are suffering as much as I am, please tell me."

 

 

"George, we hate you for making more Star Wars movies.  Please make more Star Wars movies."

-The Internet

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No one has mentioned "I guess I was wrong, there was no danger after all" yet?

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TV's Frink said:

I see someone hasn't had the talk yet...

Ok, here's how it works.  When a mommy sun and a daddy sun love each other very, very much, the daddy sun moves within the orbit of the mommy sun and [EDITED]

Your mommy sun is hot!  I'd slingshot my Enterprise around her any day.

"George, we hate you for making more Star Wars movies.  Please make more Star Wars movies."

-The Internet

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TV's Frink said:

Was that a mom joke?  I just need to know if I should add you to the list.

Just a little one.

"George, we hate you for making more Star Wars movies.  Please make more Star Wars movies."

-The Internet

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Darth Bizarro said:

TV's Frink said:

Was that a mom joke?  I just need to know if I should add you to the list.

Just a little one.

Right.  Yellow light level it is.

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TV's Frink said:

Darth Bizarro said:

TV's Frink said:

Was that a mom joke?  I just need to know if I should add you to the list.

Just a little one.

Right.  Yellow light level it is.

Tis a glorious day...in the sun.

"George, we hate you for making more Star Wars movies.  Please make more Star Wars movies."

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