These ideas are all terrible.
I know. Isn’t it beautiful?
– Joker
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
Change the official logo of the resistance to a swastika, and digitally add one to the sleeve of every member of the resistance.
We may have just topped my Israel-Palestine idea for the actual worst edit idea in this thread.
No, Israel and Palestine is worse because it’s:
A) Current
B) Not an overused internet punchline
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Change the official logo of the resistance to a swastika, and digitally add one to the sleeve of every member of the resistance.
We may have just topped my Israel-Palestine idea for the actual worst edit idea in this thread.
No, Israel and Palestine is worse because it’s:
A) Current
B) Not an overused internet punchline
I object to the Starkiller’s statement! Overused internet punchlines will always be worse.
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
Temporary lock. When I have time tomorrow… I’ll sift through the PMs in my inbox - and then the forum threads - supposedly with politics or offensive posts in.
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Leave Luke and his family’s dialogue in English, but use the French dub for everyone else, to increase the sense that Luke is stepping into an unfamiliar new world.
Obi-Wan speaks English to Luke but French to everyone else; when Luke trains with the remote, have his comment to Obi-Wan be in French, who then says “Good, you’ve taken your first steps into a larger world” (but in French).
“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas
TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars
Temporary lock. When I have time tomorrow… I’ll sift through the PMs in my inbox - and then the forum threads - supposedly with politics or offensive posts in.
Edit: thread unlocked.
Not much doing at all - though please knock it off with the politics…
Just in case some members have forgotten:-
Thank you. 👍
Understood.
Make the OT and PT come full circle by removing the Ewoks and substituting them with the Gungans.
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
Have TLJ head into the closing credits using the same music as TFA and TROS.
I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently.
Restore Han shooting Greedo first, but at the moment he kills him, have Han’s eyes turn yellow like a Sith’s, and have Anakin’s Dark Deeds playing in the background, so that the audience knows that what Han did was very, very bad and mean and pushed him close to the Dark Side. Also, it tells the audience that they should feel bad for poor Greedo, a character we all cared about very much.
Include tear-jerking flashbacks of baby Greedo being hit in the face by Anakin. A victim of the Sith his whole life.
I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently.
Replace all mentions of “lightsaber” (in the whole saga) with different clips of George Lucas saying “laser sword” except when Luke says “laser sword” in TLJ, where he now says “lightsaber.”
I’m not really that much of a movie purist. I really should’ve thought my name out a bit more.
have Anakin’s Dark Deeds playing in the background
I just watched the Raimi Spider-Man films, so my instinct is to play the black suit theme.
Include tear-jerking flashbacks of baby Greedo being hit in the face by Anakin. A victim of the Sith his whole life.
Oh I love this.
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Include a “Now a word from us kids!” section between each act, to bring the prequels more in line with Arthur canon.
“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas
TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars
Well if we’re gonna do that, might as well go all the way and split the Saga into a 25 season television show.
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Editing Adam Driver’s footage from The Last Duel to make a better Sequel Trilogy.
This is actually a good idea, but there’s no place to put footage editing ideas, so…
Editing Adam Driver’s footage from The Last Duel to make a better Sequel Trilogy.
This is actually a good idea, but there’s no place to put footage editing ideas, so…
Use footage from The Last Duel to connect the ST to The Amazing Spider-Man films.
“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas
TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars
Editing Adam Driver’s footage from The Last Duel
So when Kylo forces Rey to see memories of her parents in TROS, it’s [Last Duel spoilers; CW SA]
him raping Rey’s mother
while they’re dressed in medieval attire for no apparent reason?
Dark.
Change Rey’s final line in TROS to “Rey Lannister.”
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
Do not DM me for edits. Whatever you’re looking for I don’t have it.
Editing Adam Driver’s footage from The Last Duel to make a better Sequel Trilogy.
This is actually a good idea, but there’s no place to put footage editing ideas, so…
All right, you want me to turn that into a bad idea? Here you go:
The footage of Driver talking to that gold-robed guy would be turned into flashbacks, implying that Kylo reached such a high position in the First Order by being Snoke’s personal debt collector. The scene of Driver raping a woman would be inserted near the beginning of TFA, in order to establish how evil Kylo is (like how Plinkett wanted AOTC to include a scene of Dooku killing an innocent person for no reason).
My preferred Skywalker Saga experience:
I II III IV V VI VII VIII IX
Replace all lightsabers with things like regular swords, Slim Jims, baguettes, recorders, pencils, etc.
I’m not really that much of a movie purist. I really should’ve thought my name out a bit more.
Editing Adam Driver’s footage from The Last Duel to make a better Sequel Trilogy.
This is actually a good idea, but there’s no place to put footage editing ideas, so…
All right, you want me to turn that into a bad idea? Here you go:
The footage of Driver talking to that gold-robed guy would be turned into flashbacks, implying that Kylo reached such a high position in the First Order by being Snoke’s personal debt collector. The scene of Driver raping a woman would be inserted near the beginning of TFA, in order to establish how evil Kylo is (like how Plinkett wanted AOTC to include a scene of Dooku killing an innocent person for no reason).
That would’ve made the sequel trilogy a lot more dark, and certainly more interesting.
Editing Adam Driver’s footage from The Last Duel to make a better Sequel Trilogy.
This is actually a good idea, but there’s no place to put footage editing ideas, so…
Use footage from The Last Duel to connect the ST to The Amazing Spider-Man films.
Wait, I’m thinking of the movie Silence, I got the title mixed up. I can see how my joke would make, uh, slightly less sense than I intended with that error.
“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas
TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars
Well if we want silence we can always replace all the films with black screens without sound, each exactly the same runtime as the theatrical cuts.
Do not DM me for edits. Whatever you’re looking for I don’t have it.
Well if we want silence we can always replace all the films with black screens without sound, each exactly the same runtime as the theatrical cuts.
Featuring all-new soundtracks by John Cage.
“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas
TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars
Randomly insert numerous outtakes/bloopers of a scene into each movie timed exactly as it was in the original version with all the same sound effects, color grading, and music.
I’m not really that much of a movie purist. I really should’ve thought my name out a bit more.