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Mrebo said:

These ideas are all terrible.

I know. Isn’t it beautiful?
– Joker

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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CaptainFaraday said:

Eyepainter said:

Change the official logo of the resistance to a swastika, and digitally add one to the sleeve of every member of the resistance.

We may have just topped my Israel-Palestine idea for the actual worst edit idea in this thread.

No, Israel and Palestine is worse because it’s:

A) Current

B) Not an overused internet punchline

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Anakin Starkiller said:

CaptainFaraday said:

Eyepainter said:

Change the official logo of the resistance to a swastika, and digitally add one to the sleeve of every member of the resistance.

We may have just topped my Israel-Palestine idea for the actual worst edit idea in this thread.

No, Israel and Palestine is worse because it’s:

A) Current

B) Not an overused internet punchline

I object to the Starkiller’s statement! Overused internet punchlines will always be worse.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Temporary lock. When I have time tomorrow… I’ll sift through the PMs in my inbox - and then the forum threads - supposedly with politics or offensive posts in.
 

Edit: thread unlocked.
 

Not much doing at all - though please knock it off with the politics…

Just in case some members have forgotten:-

“No politics; only light discussion of current events is permitted, and only in the Off Topic section”

Thank you. 👍
 

“Why don’t you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don’t you dig how beautiful it is out here?”

“Why don’t you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?” - Oddball, of The Awkward Squad

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Leave Luke and his family’s dialogue in English, but use the French dub for everyone else, to increase the sense that Luke is stepping into an unfamiliar new world.

Obi-Wan speaks English to Luke but French to everyone else; when Luke trains with the remote, have his comment to Obi-Wan be in French, who then says “Good, you’ve taken your first steps into a larger world” (but in French).

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars

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oojason said:

Temporary lock. When I have time tomorrow… I’ll sift through the PMs in my inbox - and then the forum threads - supposedly with politics or offensive posts in.
 

Edit: thread unlocked.
 

Not much doing at all - though please knock it off with the politics…

Just in case some members have forgotten:-

“No politics; only light discussion of current events is permitted, and only in the Off Topic section”

Thank you. 👍
 

Understood.

Make the OT and PT come full circle by removing the Ewoks and substituting them with the Gungans.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Have TLJ head into the closing credits using the same music as TFA and TROS.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Restore Han shooting Greedo first, but at the moment he kills him, have Han’s eyes turn yellow like a Sith’s, and have Anakin’s Dark Deeds playing in the background, so that the audience knows that what Han did was very, very bad and mean and pushed him close to the Dark Side. Also, it tells the audience that they should feel bad for poor Greedo, a character we all cared about very much.

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Include tear-jerking flashbacks of baby Greedo being hit in the face by Anakin. A victim of the Sith his whole life.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Replace all mentions of “lightsaber” (in the whole saga) with different clips of George Lucas saying “laser sword” except when Luke says “laser sword” in TLJ, where he now says “lightsaber.”

I’m not really that much of a movie purist.

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have Anakin’s Dark Deeds playing in the background

I just watched the Raimi Spider-Man films, so my instinct is to play the black suit theme.

Include tear-jerking flashbacks of baby Greedo being hit in the face by Anakin. A victim of the Sith his whole life.

Oh I love this.

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Well if we’re gonna do that, might as well go all the way and split the Saga into a 25 season television show.

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Editing Adam Driver’s footage from The Last Duel to make a better Sequel Trilogy.

This is actually a good idea, but there’s no place to put footage editing ideas, so…

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thebluefrog said:

Editing Adam Driver’s footage from The Last Duel to make a better Sequel Trilogy.

This is actually a good idea, but there’s no place to put footage editing ideas, so…

Use footage from The Last Duel to connect the ST to The Amazing Spider-Man films.

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars

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thebluefrog said:

Editing Adam Driver’s footage from The Last Duel

So when Kylo forces Rey to see memories of her parents in TROS, it’s [Last Duel spoilers; CW SA]

him raping Rey’s mother

while they’re dressed in medieval attire for no apparent reason?

Dark.

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Change Rey’s final line in TROS to “Rey Lannister.”

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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thebluefrog said:

Editing Adam Driver’s footage from The Last Duel to make a better Sequel Trilogy.

This is actually a good idea, but there’s no place to put footage editing ideas, so…

All right, you want me to turn that into a bad idea? Here you go:

The footage of Driver talking to that gold-robed guy would be turned into flashbacks, implying that Kylo reached such a high position in the First Order by being Snoke’s personal debt collector. The scene of Driver raping a woman would be inserted near the beginning of TFA, in order to establish how evil Kylo is (like how Plinkett wanted AOTC to include a scene of Dooku killing an innocent person for no reason).

My preferred Skywalker Saga experience:
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Anakin Starkiller said:

Having Qui-Gon go against the Jedi Code, be gay, and have an affair with Darth Maul is all certainly possible, but somehow it just feels like several bridges too far for me.

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Replace all lightsabers with things like regular swords, Slim Jims, baguettes, recorders, pencils, etc.

I’m not really that much of a movie purist.

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StarkillerAG said:

thebluefrog said:

Editing Adam Driver’s footage from The Last Duel to make a better Sequel Trilogy.

This is actually a good idea, but there’s no place to put footage editing ideas, so…

All right, you want me to turn that into a bad idea? Here you go:

The footage of Driver talking to that gold-robed guy would be turned into flashbacks, implying that Kylo reached such a high position in the First Order by being Snoke’s personal debt collector. The scene of Driver raping a woman would be inserted near the beginning of TFA, in order to establish how evil Kylo is (like how Plinkett wanted AOTC to include a scene of Dooku killing an innocent person for no reason).

That would’ve made the sequel trilogy a lot more dark, and certainly more interesting.

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CaptainFaraday said:

thebluefrog said:

Editing Adam Driver’s footage from The Last Duel to make a better Sequel Trilogy.

This is actually a good idea, but there’s no place to put footage editing ideas, so…

Use footage from The Last Duel to connect the ST to The Amazing Spider-Man films.

Wait, I’m thinking of the movie Silence, I got the title mixed up. I can see how my joke would make, uh, slightly less sense than I intended with that error.

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars

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Well if we want silence we can always replace all the films with black screens without sound, each exactly the same runtime as the theatrical cuts.

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Anakin Starkiller said:

Well if we want silence we can always replace all the films with black screens without sound, each exactly the same runtime as the theatrical cuts.

Featuring all-new soundtracks by John Cage.

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars

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Randomly insert numerous outtakes/bloopers of a scene into each movie timed exactly as it was in the original version with all the same sound effects, color grading, and music.

I’m not really that much of a movie purist.