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Worst Edit Ideas — Page 95

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Every time someone in the movie cracks a joke or says something funny, the film pauses and adds a clip of Robert Downey Jr. explaining the joke to the viewer.

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D-O: “W-what is that?”

Rey: “It’s the Death Star.”

Pie: “This was the Death Star.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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D’oh! (Pie d’oh)

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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At this rate, we’ll need to give pie its own villain. How about cake?

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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He needs Goldmember as his villain

I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.

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Goldmember was already in TLJ.

When the crew reach Naboo in TPM, Ric Olié says “Naboo: the whole planet is one big Italy”.

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Have a J. Jonah Jameson soundalike narrate and rant endlessly about how Luke Skywalker is the greatest menace in the galaxy through all three movies in the original trilogy.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Taking a cue from Mystery Incorporated, Connix refers to Leia as “General Mom”. Oh and I guess Kylo too.

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Re-edit Kylo Ren’s first scene with Palpatine by digitally adding in Mariachi band instruments for both the Emperor and his followers. Then, have Palpatine say, “Au contraire, Mon Capitan! Heeee’s baaaack!” from the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode, “Deja Q.”

For the less nerdy among you, here’s what I’m referring to:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke_AkJC92IA

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Horizontally stretch out every shot of Boba Fett in the OT to more closely match Temuera Morrison’s body-type.

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Eyepainter said:

RogueLeader said:

Horizontally stretch out every shot of Boba Fett in the OT to more closely match Temuera Morrison’s body-type.

You mean, like this?

https://youtu.be/6XDNBCTa8zE

I love Song for Denise so much. Total bop.

Octorox said:

I might as well repost this one I pitched in the Ascendant thread:

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Rst8qcQxH_r1c_e0y8TYtoMxmrNF4_si/view?usp=sharing

Honestly I could see that working in a really comedic edit of the sequels that instead of removing the gags doubles down on them. The delivery’s a bit stilted and he pronounces Plagueis wrong, but the idea’s there.


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Change the official logo of the resistance to a swastika, and digitally add one to the sleeve of every member of the resistance.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Eyepainter said:

Change the official logo of the resistance to a swastika, and digitally add one to the sleeve of every member of the resistance.

We may have just topped my Israel-Palestine idea for the actual worst edit idea in this thread.

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

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I really don’t like the two anti-Zionist and pro-Nazi ideas above here.

I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.

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JackNapier said:

I really don’t like the two anti-Zionist and pro-Nazi ideas above here.

See thread title

“Always in motion is the future” 🌌

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These ideas are all terrible.

The blue elephant in the room.