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Worst Edit Ideas — Page 94

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English dialogue, except he’s constantly screaming it with the aesthetic of blowing out a cheap microphone.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Get Beavis and Butthead to do a fan edit of Return of the Jedi.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Replace the soundtrack with songs by Dieter Bohlen. That’d be Modern Talking rd. 1 for the OT, Blue System for the PT, and Modern Talking rd. 2 for the ST.

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Fade out to black on the shot in AOTC of Obi-Wan drinking at the bar in the nightclub.
Then immediately afterwards, fade in on the shot in ROTS of him regaining consciousness whilst hanging in the elevator shaft during the rescue of Palpatine.

My homeworld is Australia so be wary of timezones!
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lol

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Create a Kylo Ren centric episode of Visions using footage from Martin Scorsese’s Silence (2016).

Spoilers:

He’s even wearing high waisted black pants with no shirt in the scene where he’s awkwardly killed.

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars

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Replace the Jedi voices in TROS with a dense string of Jedi character dialogue from video games, all talking over each other.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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To counteract those wanting the SE Hayden force ghost retained in ROTJ, redub Anakin across all three prequels with an AI generated Sebastian Shaw voice sourced solely from him in his later years.

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Add the wipe sound from the Lego Star Wars games every time an optical wipe happens in the movies.

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Replace every lightsaber sound effect with a loud sexual moan and a moist slapping sound. Also replace Darth Sidious with David S Pumpkins.

I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.

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JackNapier said:

Replace every lightsaber sound effect with a loud sexual moan and a moist slapping sound. Also replace Darth Sidious with David S Pumpkins.

Don’t forget to add saxophone music to the fights. The circle would never be complete without it.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Eyepainter said:

JackNapier said:

Replace every lightsaber sound effect with a loud sexual moan and a moist slapping sound. Also replace Darth Sidious with David S Pumpkins.

Don’t forget to add saxophone music to the fights. The circle would never be complete without it.

Cue careless whisper

I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.

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Slow down the pace of TROS by including cutaways to a grandfather telling the story of the movie to his interrupting grandson, a la The Princess Bride.

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sade1212 said:

Slow down the pace of TROS by including cutaways to a grandfather telling the story of the movie to his interrupting grandson, a la The Princess Bride.

But the grandfather is just R2D2 in a hat and fake mustache.

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sade1212 said:

Slow down the pace of TROS by including cutaways to a grandfather telling the story of the movie to his interrupting grandson, a la The Princess Bride.

Grandpa: Hux doesn’t get eaten by turtles at this time.

Grandson: What?

Grandpa: The turtle doesn’t get him. I’m explaining to you because you look nervous.

Grandson: I wasn’t nervous. Maybe I was a little bit concerned, but that’s not the same thing.

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars

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Replace the end credits music with that of TPM, for consistency.

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Servii said:

sade1212 said:

Slow down the pace of TROS by including cutaways to a grandfather telling the story of the movie to his interrupting grandson, a la The Princess Bride.

But the grandfather is just R2D2 in a hat and fake mustache.

Add subtitles (full of swearing and R2 as a stoner, of course) - and then take it to the ‘Best Ideas thread for TROS’ 😉

“Why don’t you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don’t you dig how beautiful it is out here?”

“Why don’t you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?” - Oddball, of The Awkward Squad

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JackNapier said:

David S Pumpkins.

J.J. Abrams being interviewed while making TFA:

“Is Snoke like a Sith? What is he?”
His own thing!
“And the Knights of Ren are…?”
Part of it!

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Neerb said:

JackNapier said:

David S Pumpkins.

J.J. Abrams being interviewed while making TFA:

“Is Snoke like a Sith? What is he?”
His own thing!
“And the Knights of Ren are…?”
Part of it!

I. Love. That.

YouTubers!
Attack of the Clones | Alternate Timeline Edit
https://originaltrilogy.com/topic/SSWRs-Attack-of-the-Clones-Alternate-Timeline-Edit/id/66888
My OLD Return of the Jedi thread. Be gentle.
https://originaltrilogy.com/topic/ROTJ-Fan-O-Matic-3-new-clips/id/7919

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Replace the Jedi voices during Rey’s “be with me” sequence with audio from interviews where their actors threw shade on their time with Star Wars.

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Hal 9000 said:

Replace the Jedi voices during Rey’s “be with me” sequence with audio from interviews where their actors threw shade on their time with Star Wars.

I was going to suggest clips of Mark Twitchell’s police interview. Context

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BedeHistory731 said:

Add the wipe sound from the Lego Star Wars games every time an optical wipe happens in the movies.

Kinda curious what this would look like, tbh. Not a terrible idea. Still probably bad, but who know.

Eyepainter said:

JackNapier said:

Replace every lightsaber sound effect with a loud sexual moan and a moist slapping sound. Also replace Darth Sidious with David S Pumpkins.

Don’t forget to add saxophone music to the fights. The circle would never be complete without it.

Return of Epic Sax Guy?

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Get a Gilbert Gottfried soundalike to dub over all of Princess Leia’s lines.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.