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Worst Edit Ideas — Page 89

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“This Death Star is going to be yuge. Nobody builds Death Stars better than me. Believe me. Slimy Ackbar and Nasty Mothma are very unfair in the statements they have made about me, and the Rebel Alliance is clearly filled with some very conflicted people. Sad.”

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I wonder what a deepfake would look like for that.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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jarbear said:

Anakin Starkiller said:

CaptainFaraday said:

Anakin Starkiller said:

Add a cat who sleeps in vacant seats on the Jedi Council.

I can’t stop thinking about this one.

I have three cats, so I can probably put something together.

Oh another cat freak like me. Lol. (Also have 3 cats, can totally relate to this idea.)

I have a parrot, and one of my Facebook cover photos was the ending group shot of TLJ with him subtly edited in.

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

The Rise of Skywalker Expanded Edition by Rae Carson: The Faraday Edit, The Last Jedi: Stoic Edition, Revenge of the Sith: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Godzilla Vs Megalon, The Light Rises, Faraday Junior’s Star Wars

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Servii said:

“This Death Star is going to be yuge. Nobody builds Death Stars better than me. Believe me. Slimy Ackbar and Nasty Mothma are very unfair in the statements they have made about me, and the Rebel Alliance is clearly filled with some very conflicted people. Sad.”

“We are going to build this Clone Army, and the Separatists are gonna pay for it!”

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

The Rise of Skywalker Expanded Edition by Rae Carson: The Faraday Edit, The Last Jedi: Stoic Edition, Revenge of the Sith: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Godzilla Vs Megalon, The Light Rises, Faraday Junior’s Star Wars

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To accentuate the themes of hope across the saga, change “I have a bad feeling about this” to “I have a good feeling about this,” and apply the snapchat smiling filter to the character speaking.

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

The Rise of Skywalker Expanded Edition by Rae Carson: The Faraday Edit, The Last Jedi: Stoic Edition, Revenge of the Sith: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Godzilla Vs Megalon, The Light Rises, Faraday Junior’s Star Wars

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Every time a Jedi or Sith does a flip, add an audio clip of Mario saying “Yahoo!” Or “Wahaa!” from Mario 64.

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Change Ki-Adi-Mundi’s line in RotS to “What about the droid attack on the wokies?” Give all the Wookiees pride flags and piercings to match.

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Turn the Vader-Palpatine confrontation in ROTJ into the Prophet of Regret boss-fight from Halo 2. As in, Vader just punches a hoveringchair-bound Palpatine repeatedly.

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Have every climactic battle replaced with Gilbert Gottfried’s version of the aristocrat joke with Seth Rogen laughing at the end.

I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.

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Randomly insert the phrase, “I am the walrus! Goo-goo-ga-joog!” into all 9 movies without any explanation why.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Redo every wipe transition in the saga to have a solid edge rather than a feathered one.

My homeworld is Australia so be wary of timezones!
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Mirror half the shots in every conversation so that everyone is always facing left. This accomplishes nothing but it’s confusing as hell.

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Remove Carrie Fisher’s in memoriam credit from TLJ so the Platonic viewer of the series won’t be aware that her appearance in TROS is artificial.

(This is the worst edit ideas thread.)

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Hal 9000 said:

Remove Carrie Fisher’s in memoriam credit from TLJ so the Platonic viewer of the series won’t be aware that her appearance in TROS is artificial.

(This is the worst edit ideas thread.)

I’ll one up it, when the credit says “based on characters created by George Lucas” add the section of a video with Lucas saying “This isn’t my Star Wars” short after that credit.

“Because you are a PalpaWalker?”

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Add a card to episodes 4-9’s credits saying “Eternal Gratitude to Rick McCallum”.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Begin TFA with Randy Marsh’s speech to President Garrison on how terrible the new Star Wars movie was.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.