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“Anakin is the father, isn’t he? …I’m so sorry.”

Jedi Rocks plays over murdered Separatist corpses and Anakin crying

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Anakin is the father, isn’t he? I’m Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Eyepainter said:

Hal 9000 said:

Makes me wonder where Jedi Rocks could be edited into each of the movies, as an audio-only alteration.

So many suggestions and no mention of the cantina scene from ANH?

It’s not horrible of a option to make this thread.

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Hal 9000 said:

Anakin is the father, isn’t he? I’m Obi-Wan Kenobi.

“Obi-Wan Kenobi is the father, isn’t he?”
(Repurpose Bail flying away in the speeder)
(Distant) “I’m so sorry!”

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

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A fresh iteration of Jedi Rocks begins, and plays to completion, every time a saber is ignited. They very often overlap.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Edit the final dogfight of TROS so it looks like the thousands of ships are attacking the Star Destroyers by urinating on them.

Pryde: “Where did they get all these fighter craft? They have no navy!”
Officer: “It’s not a navy, sir. It’s just pee”

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

The Rise of Skywalker Expanded Edition by Rae Carson: The Faraday Edit, The Last Jedi: Stoic Edition, Revenge of the Sith: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Godzilla Vs Megalon, The Light Rises, Faraday Junior’s Star Wars

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“Where is Padme? Is she safe? Is she alright?”
“It seems in your drunkenness, you had sex with Obi-Wan in front of her.”
“I… I couldn’t have. She was unconscious! I felt it!”

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Add a sex scene to TLJ when Rey sees Kylo shirtless. They don’t need to be in the same room thanks to their Force chat ability.

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Anakin Starkiller said:

This is the story of one man taking over the Galaxy and those who fought against him.

“It’s Arrested Development.”

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

The Rise of Skywalker Expanded Edition by Rae Carson: The Faraday Edit, The Last Jedi: Stoic Edition, Revenge of the Sith: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Godzilla Vs Megalon, The Light Rises, Faraday Junior’s Star Wars

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R2-D2 has a tattoo.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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“There’s been no one for so long. Who are you?”

“Bond. James Bond.”

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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I like the idea that Luke’s X-Wing helmet has a Star Wars logo sticker.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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“Who are you?”

“Rey.”

“Rey who?”

“I don’t have any family.”

“Rey…Solo.”

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All scenes taking place on Tatooine are dubbed into Tunisian Arabic, then subtitled into Standard Arabic, French, and English (in that order).

Let a thousand stars shine 'til we all burn out!

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Change Obi-Wan’s Krayt Dragon call in ANH to a Godzilla roar.

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Maybe he doesn’t roar at all; maybe he does an Anakin Skywalker impression to scare them off.

You’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Am I making Carrie Fisher’s ghost proud?”
Well, are ya, punk?

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Servii said:

Change Obi-Wan’s Krayt Dragon call in ANH to a Godzilla roar.

Or DMX’s X Gon’ Give it to Ya. You know, to be hip with millennials.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.