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CaptainFaraday said:

Ed Slushie said:

Re-dub all of Threepio’s lines with an AI trained to imitate Youtuber Scott The Woz.

Redub Artoo with AVGN.

You can’t do that! Everyone knows that you have to add in a CGI Rolling Rock for Artoo to drink out of in order for that to work.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Eyepainter said:

CaptainFaraday said:

Ed Slushie said:

Re-dub all of Threepio’s lines with an AI trained to imitate Youtuber Scott The Woz.

Redub Artoo with AVGN.

You can’t do that! Everyone knows that you have to add in a CGI Rolling Rock for Artoo to drink out of in order for that to work.

Replace D-0 with the Beer Droid.

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

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Make Darth Vader and the Empire a bunch of evil atheists, and make Luke and his rebel friends a bunch of Christians.

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Add a bunch of random alien characters to the rebel alliance in ESB.

EDIT: Add Nien Nunb to ANH and ESB during their respective battle sequences as someone standing around the base making noises.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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I guess I’ll be the third to echo everyone else’s sentiments, although I suppose it depends on what the aliens are.

Anyway, substitute all of Snoke and replace him with the stay-puft marshmallow man from Ghostbusters.

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Is it just me or has this thread run its course? Rather, I feel like we keep suggesting things because we can and not because we should, resulting in quantity over quality. Maybe I’m just projecting. I’ve stopped posting suggestions here when I noticed I was doing that. I prefer waiting for the real gems, you know? No need to clutter the thread with “random = funny”. But hey, that’s just me. Maybe I should just unsubscribe.

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It’s certainly more of a thread for jokes on the premise rather than genuinely believable suggestions these days, but a) there’s the occasional diamond in the latter category and b) I like jokes.

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CaptainFaraday said:

Pursuant to this: what’s the funniest/worst piece of music to replace the Star Wars theme with over the crawl?

That question could contain a thousand possibilities, so I’ll land on the first thing that popped into my head, which is this one:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=79QxturUolo

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Anakin Starkiller said:

Is it just me or has this thread run its course? Rather, I feel like we keep suggesting things because we can and not because we should, resulting in quantity over quality. Maybe I’m just projecting. I’ve stopped posting suggestions here when I noticed I was doing that. I prefer waiting for the real gems, you know? No need to clutter the thread with “random = funny”. But hey, that’s just me. Maybe I should just unsubscribe.

I get it, but also I feel like this thread also acts as a bit of a much-needed pressure valve for this subforum. Would hate to find out what happens without it…

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Also Sprach Zarathustra.

The three-note horn comes in during the ALTAIAGFFA title card, the the dramatic blast as the SW logo appears.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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CaptainFaraday said:

Pursuant to this: what’s the funniest/worst piece of music to replace the Star Wars theme with over the crawl?

I’ll nominate the song I happened to be listening to when I read that post.

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Anakin Starkiller said:

CaptainFaraday said:

Pursuant to this: what’s the funniest/worst piece of music to replace the Star Wars theme with over the crawl?

I’ll nominate the song I happened to be listening to when I read that post.

Hearing that activated my deep memory.

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Star Trek theme, change the crawl from english to Klingon.

“Because you are a PalpaWalker?”

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The Next Generation theme actually works really well. In fact, the original theme is not a bad fit either.

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For my money, use the Lupin III Theme. Also, to keep with that series’ style, make sure to reprise that theme during an action scene at least once per episode.

You’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Am I making Carrie Fisher’s ghost proud?”
Well, are ya, punk?

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Hal 9000 said:

Also Sprach Zarathustra.

The three-note horn comes in during the ALTAIAGFFA title card, the the dramatic blast as the SW logo appears.

Better funkify it first for holiday special levels of bad, like this version does:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qJK3eUP5Hvg

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Wow, that was interesting. I don’t hate it. Could imagine it playing over the crawl.

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Hal 9000 said:

Wow, that was interesting. I don’t hate it. Could imagine it playing over the crawl.

It’s not that it’s a bad song. It’s just that it doesn’t work very well with Star Wars. It’s like combining peanut butter with ketchup. I enjoy both, but putting them together would make for a nasty sandwich.

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