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Ed Slushie said:

Retitle the Rise of Skywalker to “Out of the Unknown Regions” so that the sequel trilogy’s titles form a full sentence.

My title would be “To Go to Work.”

The Force Awakens The Last Jedi To Go to Work.

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Out of Darkness

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Replace every battle with the porn parody Star Whores.

I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.

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The “Pumping a Swing” Order:

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1 2 1
1 2 3 2 1
1 2 3 4 3 2 1
1 2 3 4 5 4 3 2 1
1 2 3 4 5 6 5 4 3 2 1
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1

And so forth

Death of the Author

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Remove “Episode I” subtitle from TPM and pretend it was a one-off film from 1999 that was never expanded upon.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Why the “And so forth”? You only had one row to go!

Remove “Episode I” subtitle from TPM and pretend it was a one-off film from 1999 that was never expanded upon.

If only there were a way to make the CGI look worse so it looks properly like a product of its time (direct-to-video?) rather than the massive budget boundary-pusing pioneer 5 years ahead of its time that it was.

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Anakin Starkiller said:

Why the “And so forth”? You only had one row to go!

Remove “Episode I” subtitle from TPM and pretend it was a one-off film from 1999 that was never expanded upon.

If only there were a way to make the CGI look worse so it looks properly like a product of its time (direct-to-video?) rather than the massive budget boundary-pusing pioneer 5 years ahead of its time that it was.

Put “copyright 2007 all rights reserved” underneath it.

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

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DominicCobb said:

Anakin Starkiller said:

Remember when we’d meme about John Boyega saying there’s no right order by proposing an order with AotC four times? Well now it’s no longer the worst.

You’re right. AOTC five times would be worse.

„There’s always a bigger fish“

Add some sprinkles of TPM for the optimal viewing experience 🙌

Albus Percival Wulfric Fucking Brian Dumbledore

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Make Han the other Skywalker that Yoda was talking about.

I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.

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Hal 9000 said:

Out of Darkness

If I was making a TROS edit that changed the title, I’d unironically pick this one. Both for the sentence thing and to purposefully reference Abrams’ other terrible sci-fi franchise sequel that brings back a classic villain in a bad way and has the protagonist come back to life at the end.

It also just sounds like a good pulpy sci-fi title and fits TROS really well, better than it did Trek’s actually. The Final Order coming out of the darkness of Exegol and the unknown regions, Palpatine returning from death, Rey learning and rejecting her dark heritage, and Kylo coming back to the light.

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JackNapier said:

Make Han the other Skywalker that Yoda was talking about.

And make his name change the result of him mysteriously losing his Spice Freighter navigator father when he was but a wee lad.

Neerb said:

Hal 9000 said:

Out of Darkness

If I was making a TROS edit that changed the title, I’d unironically pick this one. Both for the sentence thing and to purposefully reference Abrams’ other terrible sci-fi franchise sequel that brings back a classic villain in a bad way and has the protagonist come back to life at the end.

Then you’re in the right place.

You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.
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Comp in the Star Wars Kid as a background Jedi in the Battle of Geonosis.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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natestarwarsfan122 said:

Out of the Shadows isn’t a terrible name if you really want a sentence

That’s not bad. Hal did use book titles for his prequels after all, though OotS is a High Republic book and not a IX tie-in. Which is just as well; I think the only big IX tie-in was Resistance Reborn, which isn’t a great movie subtitle.

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Insert James Brown’s “Sexy Sexy Sexy” every time Anakin and Padme kiss each other.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Anakin Starkiller said:

JackNapier said:

Make Han the other Skywalker that Yoda was talking about.

Honestly that’s no worse than who it actually was.

Yeah, they’re almost interchangeable. I think Han would be slightly worse due to the love triangle being unresolved and the fact that the other Force sensitive person was just another dude.

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Plus Leia works better as a retcon for the scene in Empire where Luke talks to her through the force. Post-ROTJ, now it kinda looks like Leia sensed Luke with her latent abilities, and not just that Luke reached out to the only human he knew was nearby.

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NeverarGreat said:

Anakin Starkiller said:

JackNapier said:

Make Han the other Skywalker that Yoda was talking about.

Honestly that’s no worse than who it actually was.

Yeah, they’re almost interchangeable. I think Han would be slightly worse due to the love triangle being unresolved and the fact that the other Force sensitive person was just another dude.

I don’t think making Leia Luke’s sister to resolve the love triangle is really a plus in favor of that.

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Anakin Starkiller said:

JackNapier said:

Make Han the other Skywalker that Yoda was talking about.

Honestly that’s no worse than who it actually was.

That’s why I still enjoy the first 45 minutes of TFA: had it been a sequel made way earlier, Rey would have been the lost sister (well, assuming a slight retcon of ROTJ).

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