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Have Tobi Maguire do his stupid Shitpost walk from Spider-Man 3 during Revenge of The Sith.

I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.

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Renumber the series to confuse the hell out of the audience.

Episode I: TRoS
Episode II: TESB
Episode III: TFA
Episode IV: RotS
Episode V: TPM
Episode VI: ANH
Episode VII: AotC
Episode VIII: RotJ
Episode IX: TLJ

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Anakin Starkiller said:

Renumber the series to confuse the hell out of the audience.

Episode I: TRoS
Episode II: TESB
Episode III: TFA
Episode IV: RotS
Episode V: TPM
Episode VI: ANH
Episode VII: AotC
Episode VIII: RotJ
Episode IX: TLJ

Machete order 🚫

Dice Roll order

“The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.” - DV

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act on instinct said:

Anakin Starkiller said:

Renumber the series to confuse the hell out of the audience.

Episode I: TRoS
Episode II: TESB
Episode III: TFA
Episode IV: RotS
Episode V: TPM
Episode VI: ANH
Episode VII: AotC
Episode VIII: RotJ
Episode IX: TLJ

Machete order 🚫

Dice Roll order

Instead of the Machete Order to preserve the twist, the Antichete Order is designed to spoil the twist as badly as possible. Start with ESB, but start at the scene where Vader reveals he’s Luke’s father. Then jump back to TPM and watch them all in numbered order, skipping the Vader reveal scene since we already watched it.

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars

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New Machete:

TFA
TLJ
ESB
ROTJ
TROS

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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TFA
ANH
ESB
ROTJ
TLJ

wouldn’t be super bad.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Remember when we’d meme about John Boyega saying there’s no right order by proposing an order with AotC four times? Well now it’s no longer the worst.

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Hal 9000 said:

TFA
ANH
ESB
ROTJ
TLJ

wouldn’t be super bad.

In ROTS, Obi-Wan’s dialog can somehow be re-worked:

“Anakin has turned to the super bad side.”

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Replace every instance of the word “Force” with “Memes”. “Use the Memes, Luke.” Bottom text optional.

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That’s not how the memes work!

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Darth_Zounds said:

Hal 9000 said:

TFA
ANH
ESB
ROTJ
TLJ

wouldn’t be super bad.

In ROTS, Obi-Wan’s dialog can somehow be re-worked:

“Anakin has turned to the super bad side.”

Be sure to play the Bar-Kays “Too Hot to Stop” when he says it.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Replace all dialogue with din farick

I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.

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Anakin Starkiller said:

Remember when we’d meme about John Boyega saying there’s no right order by proposing an order with AotC four times? Well now it’s no longer the worst.

You’re right. AOTC five times would be worse.

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If you kept adding more AotCs, at what point would the discomfort from watching AotC be less of a significant factor than the exhaustion from watching movies for so long?

Death of the Author

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Wait, are we assuming you watch them all back to back? I was imagining one a day.

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Retitle the Rise of Skywalker to “Out of the Unknown Regions” so that the sequel trilogy’s titles form a full sentence.

You’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Am I making Carrie Fisher’s ghost proud?”
Well, are ya, punk?

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Ed Slushie said:

Retitle the Rise of Skywalker to “Out of the Unknown Regions” so that the sequel trilogy’s titles form a full sentence.

The weird thing is that actually makes perfect sense as a title for TRoS.

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“You’ll never reach the outskirts in time. Sandstorms are very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very dangerous.”

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Eyepainter said:

“You’ll never reach the outskirts in time. Sandstorms are very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very dangerous.”

Qui-Gon: I wish that were so.

This sets up the payoff when he is killed by Maul at the end:

Qui-Gon: (dubbed from Anakin) Yippee!

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars