Took me awhile, but I found it! http://geek-orthodox.blogspot.com/2008/08/i-find-your-lack-of-authenticity.html
A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em
Funny, I checked the archives and missed it, I guess. It's a cool blog! I've bookmarked it for further perusal.
And heyyyy, looky, looky! It's my Space Power Warrior! :) Mine's still in the package too.
When that happens I copy the address to the address bar, works 98.765483211% of the time.
All those guys around a conference table would be hilarious.
I wonder how some DUNE style whispered internal thoughts would work out?
“You people must realize that the public owns you for life, and when you’re dead, you’ll all be in commercials dancing with vacuum cleaners.”
– Homer Simpson
Or maybe, taking another cue from Lynch's Dune, make the Lightsabers into Sound Swords!
"Haiiiiiii-SA!"
Hmm... it seems my last idea was so bad that it killed the thread.
How about giving Ewoks weirding modules?
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Davnes007 said:
How about giving Ewoks weirding modules?
Or flying guillotines?
or the Ewoks eat metal and plastic, and swarm over the Scout Walkers and stormtroopers like piranha.
MORE SERIOUS EWOKS:
get rid of the 2 stupid tree traps - no way the Imps wouldn't be able to see them coming. Maybe replace with pits the Scout Walkers step into, as well as give Ewoks homemade explosives or explosive rocks they can throw (or are at the tips of their arrows)
LESS SERIOUS EWOKS:
add more ludicrous tree traps, such as a giant wooden foot used to squash Scout Walkers and stormtroopers. Hell, if you include the C3PO worship, give the Ewoks a wooden C3PO Shogun Warrior:
and why not throw in some wooden laser guns too...
“You people must realize that the public owns you for life, and when you’re dead, you’ll all be in commercials dancing with vacuum cleaners.”
– Homer Simpson
Okay, one more:
Monroville said:
Remember that this is still on the inside... most skyscrapers are out in the open air, so ambient light is going to have a much bigger effect... not to mention that this tunnel would be full of gas vapors from the various gas mining facilities and carbonite waste production.
You know, wouldn't it be kinda sad that Luke dies not from Vader or the Emperor or whatnot, but lung cancer from the pollution he was breathing in during this sequence?
Ericstormtrooper said:
RIght now in a dimly-lit study, someone in a flannel shirt just had a great idea for the next Star Wars trilogy.
Maybe someone could put ANIMAL HOUSE style "what happened to them now?" liners at the end?
“You people must realize that the public owns you for life, and when you’re dead, you’ll all be in commercials dancing with vacuum cleaners.”
– Homer Simpson
Monroville said:
You know, maybe if R2 is to be dubbed, why not dub him to sound like a Dalek (and have his eye pulse every time he speaks)?
Au contraire.This edit is entitled "Worst Edit Ideas." This edit idea, however, would be awesome.
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Akwat Kbrana said:
Monroville said:
You know, maybe if R2 is to be dubbed, why not dub him to sound like a Dalek (and have his eye pulse every time he speaks)?
Au contraire.This edit is entitled "Worst Edit Ideas." This edit idea, however, would be awesome.
Hey Boost:
Maybe instead of worst edit ideas, this should be called CRAZIEST edit ideas. Or Xtreme.. with and X.
You know, Mecha-Threepio would be pretty cool...
“You people must realize that the public owns you for life, and when you’re dead, you’ll all be in commercials dancing with vacuum cleaners.”
– Homer Simpson
I think the worst ideas are the best ideas...
Let's turn all the Clone Troopers/Stormtroopers into George Lucas clones!
There's got to be enough sound snippets of him to piece together the proper dialogue!
This is my first post, so be gentle!
My idea is for Return of the Jedi. During the Ewok combat sequences during the Battle of Endor, they should:
- Speed up the action 30%, and
- Replace the John Williams music with "Yakkity Sax", the Benny Hill music.
Awesome! That music makes everything funny. Except Benny Hill, of course.
It certainly worked well for Adywan's alternate Escape from the Death Star sequence.
Might be a good fit for that sail barge battle too.
When Vader is down in the darkness trying to tempt Luke into fighting him it would be a giggle if he wasn't actually down there but up on top sitting in the throne using Palpatine's smoking corpse as a footstool while reading the paper.
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Hey ! One of the best thread around !!! But... Did the last post kill it ? :)
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ABC said:
Hey ! One of the best thread around !!! But... Did the last post kill it ? :)
Maybe, cause the last post was killer!
inspired by http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/New-Adidas-World-Cup-Commercial-Features-Cantina-Scene/topic/11609/
An open letter to George Lucas:
regarding the forthcoming Special Edition BluRay releases of the Prequel Trilogy:
We the undersigned ask that you please replace Hayden Christensen digitally with Snoop Dog in all scenes. This will dramatically improve the prequels.
The Jar Jar character was sadly underutilized in these films. Expand this role and digitally replace the CG gungan with a hip pop star such as Justin Timberlake or Lady Gaga. To take advantage of this retrocasting, please insert a musical number featuring this performer into each prequel. (You can't read my jedi face, jedi face ...)
Have all Jedi wear Adidas tracksuits. All intercoms and displays should feature Nokia logos, air cars branded with BMW nameplates, and lightsabers improved with subtle glowing Apple logos.
The profits earned by product placement will easily fund the restoration and proper high definition release of the original original trilogy.
Thanks in advance!
Reveal at the end of ROTJ that Vader and Palpatine are really Obi-Wan and Yoda and they have just been jerking Luke around.
Heh! 'Nooo .. that's impossible!'
I can tell you one thing that bugs me in an otherwise perfect ANH. That scene where Luke keeps throwing the grapnel hook and missing? I bet if it was edited so that he nailed in on the first toss, that it would improve the pacing of the scene dramatically.
Wow, that is excellent writing. I am jealous!