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Eyepainter said:

JackNapier said:

Eyepainter said:

In the flashback sequence of The Last Jedi, have Luke straight up murder Kylo Ren in cold blood. Then, give no explanation for why Kylo is still alive in the present.

Essentially what happened in the “movie”

You mean to tell me Luke actually sliced off Kylo Ren’s head in the flashback all this time? Damn, I must be losing my memory.

Jack Napier lives in a society where that happened.

You’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Am I making Carrie Fisher’s ghost proud?”
Well, are ya, punk?

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Ed Slushie said:

Eyepainter said:

JackNapier said:

Eyepainter said:

In the flashback sequence of The Last Jedi, have Luke straight up murder Kylo Ren in cold blood. Then, give no explanation for why Kylo is still alive in the present.

Essentially what happened in the “movie”

You mean to tell me Luke actually sliced off Kylo Ren’s head in the flashback all this time? Damn, I must be losing my memory.

Jack Napier lives in a society

Now yuo see…

Death of the Author

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Han’s dice have spirit whispers associated with them anytime they appear. When they vanish at the end of TLJ, they scream in anguish.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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In ‘Return of the Jedi,’ give Nien Nunb relevant, funny, and family-friendly subtitles.

NIEN:
<Seriously, we’re doomed, aren’t we?>

LANDO:
Don’t worry, my friend’s down there; he’ll have that shield down in time.

NIEN:
<Yeah, right, you lying sack of bantha poodoo.>

Later.

NIEN:
<I have no reading!>

LANDO:
We’ve got to get some kind of reading on that shield, up or down.

NIEN:
<You calling me a liar?>

LANDO:
How can they be jamming us if they don’t know that we’re coming?

NIEN:
<C’mon, I’m driving this ship now.>

Inspiration:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Js6rbXw_tfA

EDIT:

Ended up playing around with that idea and a previous one using Movavi.

LINK

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For the first half of ESB, replace all of John Williams’ score with music by Ludwig van Beethoven…

…Then, for the second half, replace all of John Williams’ score with fart noises instead.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Replace Snoke’s dialogue with the Greek dub and subtitle him with his dialogue in English.

Sentence mix everyone else to call him “Greek Leader Snoke.”

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

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I missed a shot when giving subtitles to Nien Nunb.

For that shot, I think it’ll be funny to have him say,

“I need a drink!”

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Anakin Starkiller said:

Give him a beret just to make it extra confusing.

Amend the opening crawl so that it specifies “Greek Leader Snoke, who was born on the island of Mykonos, deploys his armies etc…”

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Guys, guys, hear me out…

We can give Chewbacca subtitles.

I’ll start with an obvious one.

After Obi-Wan leaves Luke, Han, and Chewie on the Death Star I:

“That old man’s mad.”

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Darth_Zounds said:

Guys, guys, hear me out…

We can give Chewbacca subtitles.

I’ll start with an obvious one.

After Obi-Wan leaves Luke, Han, and Chewie on the Death Star I:

“That old man’s mad.”

“If you see Finn before I do, tell him…”
“You know he was trying to say he thinks he’s Force sensitive?”
“Perfect. Tell him that.”

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

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In TRoS, Kylo’s mask is painted baby blue and pink and everyone addresses Kylo Ren as Lauren Kai, with female pronouns. None of this is ever addressed, of course.

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Add in some Eddie van Halen to Kylo’s scene with the vader helmet in TFA. Then, the next time Kylo talks to someone in the first order, dub in: “Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and said that if I didn’t take Lorraine out, that he’d melt my brain!”

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Eyepainter said:

Add in some Eddie van Halen to Kylo’s scene with the vader helmet in TFA. Then, the next time Kylo talks to someone in the first order, dub in: “Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and said that if I didn’t take Lorraine out, that he’d melt my brain!”

I can tell he wasn’t using that brain either way.

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Deepfake live action actors onto the CGI shows’ characters’ faces.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Hal 9000 said:

Deepfake live action actors onto the CGI shows’ characters’ faces.

Are we also deepfaking the voices with AI? Hayden Christian-bot delivering all of Anakin’s lines?

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Vocode all dialogue to the character’s leitmotif.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Digitally replace Mace Windu’s clothes and have him wear a maid suit through the entire prequel trilogy. Be sure to give no explanation for why he’s wearing it.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Eyepainter said:

Digitally replace Mace Windu’s clothes and have him wear a maid suit through the entire prequel trilogy. Be sure to give no explanation for why he’s wearing it.

Maidce Windu.

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Rename Maz Kanata to Miss Canada.

Digitally replace Mace Windu’s clothes and have him wear a maid suit through the entire prequel trilogy. Be sure to give no explanation for why he’s wearing it.

Is his voiced UwUfied?

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Re-edit the entire OT to make it about gentrification, so that Hooper X’s speech from Chasing Amy makes even more sense.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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In ANH, in the dejarik scene, Chewbacca’s subtitle can say:

“How can you do this? This is outrageous; it’s unfair!”